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# You all think I'm a cunt
don't you
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)
# yes.
who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# threadjack
did hugo tell you about our adventure today?
(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# hello dok
Do you work within easy walking distance of Islington Tube? I'm popping in to see Hugo tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# it was a stick up
fck scummy humans

0h yea im in hugos office
(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# FUCK
that's AWFUL!

Are you all alright? You poor likkle souls!

oooooooh, hangin's too good for them, pikey scummers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)
# we are ok
Bit mental innit?
It also could of been a lot worse, ie if i had walked out of the loo, i would of been blocking their escape route, I'm not hard but im a mouthy git that could of got a crowbar in the face.
(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Blimey
That sucks.
(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# good looking policemen you say...
oh! and the rest of it sounds awful - hope you're all ok... and maybe get your stuff back
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# well we see what insurance says
i lost someones orginal somethingoranothers and yea the man was a looker and the lady was a looker. something about handcuffs
(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)
# No way
Bunch of cunts!
You don't expect that sort of shit at the office. I hope you get your stuff back. Robbery really fucks me off.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)
# That is so terrible -
I wanted to go and kill the kids that mugged me for my phone a few months ago - I shudder to think what I would have done had I have caught them. Sorry to hear about your misfortune.
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)
# waaa!
That's seriously bad news.

I'm a bit speechless after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)
# so
you still coming round then... where a vestie
(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)
# no
what adventure was that?
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# I think he's
Boris Becker

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Fifteen Love apparently
but the coppers had no evidence
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)
# shhh
i was trying to think
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# i don't know you
so can't pass judgement
there are people around here who are rather cnutish though
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Vegetarianism causes DYSLEXIA.
Evil Pishy meant to say "cunt".
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Actually
he was referring to their likeness to an ancient Viking leader.
(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Like Magus Magnusson?
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# No
He was the weightlifter guy from The World's Strongest Man.
(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Wasn't he disqualified
for cheating by using spells?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)
# What, like
"Strength stat +1 vs Heavy Weights"?
(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Do you mean Quentin Bloodaxe then?
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)
# A
Danish king of England, no less, whose reign is all but forgotten because he brought 30 years of peace and prosperity and didn't have anyone beheaded, massacred, locked in a tower, betrayed, flayed, gouged, quartered, drawn, buried alive, impaled, keelhauled or even just plain outlawed.

Go feegyure
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)
# According to FM Stenton:
"The barbarian strain in Cnut's mentality often determined his conduct. At least four prominent Englishmen - Eadric Streona among them - were slaughtered without any recorded trial in the first months of his reign. Eadwig the last surviving son of Aethelred's first marriage, was driven into flight and afterwards sought out and killed by Cnut's orders. ..."
And so on.
On the other hand, I like his cheerful approach to bigamy, and he was a very successful ruler.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)
# ummm -
why what have you done? what have i missed?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Threadwasting
for a start...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Got pissed at lunch time on a Tuesday
for a start
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# oh. I should think
most people are just jealous.... therefore they do hate you, yes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)
# pep, you are as nice as pie aren't you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)
# hello
does the board have any procedures for what to do when someone is repeatedly submitted to personal attacks and abuse by another member? cos it's really starting to piss me off now
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# do you want to mail me
about it?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)
# who's having a go?
I'll 'ave 'em, I will.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)
# it should do.
the person you are refering to can be very offensive and totally childish.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)
# hmm.
Not the first time they've done it, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:18, archived)
# yup - they have been the
cause of lots of nastyness in the past.
not happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Come on
name names.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)
# I believe
you know who I'm talking about Bovine.. you were affected.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I can
think of a coupe of names.
Was it recent or a little while ago?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)
# err
we talked about this offensive character at the London bash and they are now being rather evil to the person who brought up the question of what happens when somebody just won't stop being an asshole.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)
# GOBSHITE
i'm gonig to have a bath, and when I get back I want all silly chickens to be removed.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# most people just settle
for rubber ducks you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Wouldn't they
be a bit uncomfortable though?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Well, don't spend ages in their wanking.
Other people want to use it to.

(For a wank.)
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# in whose wanking?
sorry
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# *ba-dum tish*
heh
(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Your all gaye.
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# have fun
and how old are you btw?
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# actually you flatter yourself
I have no opinion of you whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Indifference...
...is such an ugly thing.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Not as ugly
as SirSandGoblin.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)
# i don't know.
do we?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# is this the face of a cunt?


Surely not.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# AAAaaagh
who's that cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# billy
bragg?
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Eww
Gross.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Nice cock-sucking lips.
Allegedly.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# discostu!
no... spanky!
no... discostu!
no... spanky!

...ah, let's call the whole thing off.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Who is this discostu you speak of
I am told he resembles me
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# seemed lovely
when i met him.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# x
x
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)
# I swear
I've seen that face before...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# .
(christophaloph, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# I rather liked you
when I met you, so yes, you probably are.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Willo the wisp!
I just got this email from a work collegue:
"oh i have got some original drawings of willo the wisp and ideas and notes, sort of storyboard stuff. would you like to see it?"
Apparently her uncle wrote and drew it.
Woo - I loved that show.
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)
# woo!
that pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# could you
mail me a pic of moog please :D
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Yeah
I wanna be scanning it all.
I'll have to see if she'll let me.
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)
# I
loved the moog
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)
# moog was the bestest
he was like a big pillow with eyes.

I liked the episode where he got stuck in his own think bubble.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:18, archived)
# I'll see what I can do
maybe put a page up somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)
# I
loved the way he walked !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Ha ha!
he sort of waddled didn't he?


THANKS, GOOD MAN, BTW
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)
# "Would you like to see it"
Isn't that a rhetorical question?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Like
you all think I'm a cnut?
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Strangely
enough
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)
# I had some very nice noodles for lunch.
Teriyaki flavour they were.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)
# sounds
lovely !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)