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[challenge entry] IM NOT BLOODY USELESS!


[edit] have a pic then

From the New Uses for Children challenge. See all 246 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)
# yes you are
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Yes, you clearly fucking are.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)
# i beg to differ
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)
# nice picture you posted there kiddo
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)
# bit
of a tit though
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)
# well
posting just that is just a contradiction in terms. Think about it...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)
# school
holidays

;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)
# What's wrong with the workhouse I say.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:31, archived)
# yeah
my chimney doesn't clean itself
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:33, archived)
# my trainers don't make themselves
to Indonesia with you, pecker!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha!
of course not dear. now go have a lollipop.


sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)
# i want a lollipop
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:31, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)
# i want some choccies please
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:33, archived)
# you ain't having any
of my choccies! They're mine all mine, bwahaha!

(except the brandy ones. You can have those.)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:34, archived)
# mmm... brandy
or Pims :)
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:35, archived)
# theres two Grand Marnier
and one Remy Martin.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)
# i'm always up for free choccies
especially when they contain intoxicating liquors :)

makes me sound rather feminine... Not me, i'm all man (grr!)
(Nature. Oh please! Pound nails into the back of my head, but don't ask me to frolic in the wilderness kissing a duck! /Tim Curry)
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:42, archived)
# Pimms, when drunk quickly
seems to make me lose feeling in fingers and toes, and then slowly works its way inwards until I'm almost entirely numb and could berkify myself. It's most entertaining.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)
# *hands out lollipops*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:33, archived)
# yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Go on then,
prove it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:33, archived)
# you're not a kid though are you?
you're an adolescent.

*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Or as I've started to find myself calling them
'a youth'

*shiver*
(Mattyboy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:31, archived)
# your pipe and tartan slippers
are in the post
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:34, archived)
# "Youth" always adds an extra bit
of menace.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:34, archived)
# i tend to call then 'childs'
as it sounds like they're a different species

i dunno, maybe i'm just strange
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:39, archived)
# I'm a 17 year old
middle aged man having a mid-life crisis.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:34, archived)
# what do i qualify as?
im 17 by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)
# firmly adolescent
although you may be crossing over into youth. Depends on your trainers really.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:39, archived)
# well you are
if you post that to the compo! make an effort son and prove the challenge wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)
# ...shouldnt
you be at school, or doing something productive if your in an IT lesson?

/edit: silly me its "summer" holidays
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)
# school's out
for summer


/Cooper.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:31, archived)
# I bet you get
about twenty replies to this...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:31, archived)
# =)
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Ow.
Your edit pic makes me feel ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Your pic's
fucking great though!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Ha-ha
you just forfeited your place in everyone's hearts as b3ta's favourite teenager. I shall now take your place.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:33, archived)
# hmm
word of the week V pecker...

FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:37, archived)
# once they are both exhausted
from the fight, i shall swoop in and claim my place as everyones fav. Teenager!
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)
#
b3ta club juniors ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:41, archived)
# and I've have gotten away with it if.....
any chance of combining this with the "matrix reloaded"'s spinny combat scene? I'd love to see the baby's head being used as a substitute for Neo.......
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:11, archived)