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# It struck me on the way back from lunch.....
....after seeing a particularly attractive lady with a squint that if you make the most attractive people 'Boss-eyed' they cease to be half as attractive:
Boss-Eyed
Is this just 1970s school-ground prejudice or fact?

And another thing. I have NEVER seen a bad film with a Midget in it. If you want to make a good movie whack a midget in it. Sorted!

apologies to any boss-eyed boarders.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# I've met
Willow
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# The witch or the midget?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Willow
is the midget. He also played Wicket the Ewok in Jedi...
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Ah,
I thought you ment Alyson Hannigan's character 'Lesbo-Witchy-Willow'.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# warwick davies
he also played that green dude with pipes coming out of his head in Star wars episode one "Go Ani!!" was his only line. (pod-racer scene)
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# wasnt it
verne truyer (sp?) in willow?
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Your right
it wasn't
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# He was also seen sitting
with watto during the same scene with no mask on.

perso.club-internet.fr/willow/E1_0056_2.jpg
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)
# I wish I'd met
the witch
(DMQOB, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Me too.
Although he's a lovely fella and I asked him if Val Kilmer was as much of a cunt as people made out. He said he visited the set of Batman Forever and he said he had changed. What that meant, i've no idea.
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# I thought
you ment me for a minute.
Did you restrain yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Restrain myself?
From what exactly?
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Oh, I thought you ment Alison Someformofsurname
And, as she's attractive, whether you kept your hands off her
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# You've obviously not been watching much
midget-porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# wanna bet?
Fucking hilarious stuff that. Comedy gold-dust and money shots to boot! You can't beat it.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Only because you've got big hands!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# I've had it up to here
with midget porn






sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
#
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Well it
made me laugh!
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# crazy people have
more fun
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# i do
you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# lance's sister off neighbours
had a bit of a boss eye but i still would
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# But my point is....
...(not being a neighbours efficionado) would she be more attractive without it or would you be willing to overlook it?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# if her face was stuffed into a pillow
then you wouldn't notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# i'd do her
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# i should think it's
overlooked quite a lot
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Are you boss-eyed?
I can't tell from your profile (very close to the lens so you squint a bit)?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# occasionally
www.fucksocks.co.uk/dump/too_much_tea.jpg

but no, i'm perfect
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's class!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# was that this one ?
Brooke Satchwell ?

I would have...
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# phwoooooarrrr


*rubs knees energetically*
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Indeed...
And 23 now so non pervytastic !
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Twins was bad
(Danny deVito is a midget, isn't he?)
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Nah
He's a fucking dwarf. Perfectly in proportion. Midgets have those funny big foreheads.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# What's an elf?
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# /the office
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# I thought
it was the other way round
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# You are right!
I stand corrected
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Brad Pitt
Just looks pissed!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# ive never thought about it before
damn you for getting there first. can see your point though
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# you have a
very valid point there
(Fort, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# it's not that they're less attractive as such
You can't figure out if they're looking at you or at the squirrel in the corner of the room

also: boss eyed porn (NSFW, just plain not right)
www.good-porn-guide.com/site/g/013/jasmin116.html
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# good porn guide my arse




and no, that wasn't an invitation
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Squirrels.....Hehehehehe
Saw that in the Newsletter. Quite odd.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# ummmm
....no....just no ok
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# do you reckon the photographer said this at any point....
"thats great, now look into the camera. And the other eye.".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# You've obviously never seen
The Terror of Tiny Town.
"An evil gunslinging midget comes to terrorize the good little people of Tiny Town. The townspeople organize to defeat him, and zany antics ensue."
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# avoid anything that is described as "Zany".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Fuck me!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)
# haha!
zany antics
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Never seen a bad film with a midget in it?
Two words..

WILLY WONKA


(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)