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[challenge entry] !00% of FACT


We're getting married in December :)

From the 100% Fact challenge. See all 469 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Yay!
Is this our official invite?

B3ta love is a beautiful thing. That's our second engagement this year to add to one wedding. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:50, archived)
# And it
won't be long, B3TA will have it's first gay wedding. Supermoore and Koit.

100% unfact.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:53, archived)
# But you told me...............


I'll stop there.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:53, archived)
# That's not what you said and did
the other night !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:54, archived)
# we just came across this
and nearly weed ourselves:
gurning chimp
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Lookin' gooooooooooooood!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Who
are the others?
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Jiva and Munkt0n got engaged,
and Dr. Phil and Tomsk got married, although those two knew each other before b3ta.

And this goes without mentioning all the copping off that goes on too. :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:54, archived)
# I regularly cop of since finding b3ta...
...but admittedly, only with my own hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:56, archived)
# Right.
I'm definitely going to have to start coming to b3ta bashes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:56, archived)
# we'd need a whole new board
to try and list all those exploits - 2 boards, if we didn't just list yours ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:56, archived)
# indeed
see tef and evil pixie
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:58, archived)
# This could be an enormous thread,
but I'm not one to gossip.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# git!
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)
# ahhh yes...
How about Hugo and Poptart?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:59, archived)
# They met
on a different board din't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# =)
Congratulations!

Wheeee!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:50, archived)
# congratu-lesions
where have you been the previous x months?

EDIT: another b3ta wedding? fucking hell, is this turning into a dating agency?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:51, archived)
# Where do you think?
In bed shagging.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:52, archived)
# well, yes
but for months on end?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Maybe...
...they are fans of Sting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:53, archived)
# After a few months
they'll do nothing but Sting.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:55, archived)
# mmmmn
chafed
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Been working our arses off.
And planning getting married :)

Thankyou all :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:53, archived)
# certainly is with me...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:53, archived)
# congratulations
purple babies
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:51, archived)
# Woo!
Congrats for !00% of facts and wedding in general!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:51, archived)
# congrats
all round
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:51, archived)
# cna i come to the wedding?
i promse i wont get drunk and cop a feel of your mum
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:51, archived)
# I make no such promise,
but can I come?

Woo and congratumulations though!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Congratulations...
*sniff*

weddings always make me cry...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:52, archived)
# getting my pubes pulled out one by one
while my balls are stamped on always makes me cry
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:53, archived)
# pubes
after stampage now that's just too much
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:55, archived)
# You too huh ?
Small World.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:55, archived)
# yeah
spooky at times isnt it
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:56, archived)
# It's a small world.......
........But I wouldn't want to paint it.

/Steven Wright
(HRH Queen Elizabeth II, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Yay!
Well done!!!!

Oy,AblahamRincoln, where's my ring?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Congratulations
I love how the official announcement is also a challenge entry -- perfect b3ta form.
(Cheril, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:54, archived)
# well done the pair of you!
have you actually visited home since july? lol
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Hello stranger :)
nah, I still haven't gone home. The wedding will be the first time I've seen my parents since July
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:58, archived)
# hehehe
getting them to bring your stuff? :D

I'm (almost) always here still, it's you who's the stranger! :P (although I could have mailed, I didn't 'cause my heart was broken* and I thought you'd probably be too busy rutting like wild mink to answer**)
*not a fact **more fact-like
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# arf!
nah, they posted my stuff a few weeks ago.

I know it's me who's been a stranger, it's just that Dog has been shagging me senseless been making me work so hard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:07, archived)
# ...
*fights really hard to avoid making a "doggy style" joke... and fails*
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Wow
That's lame.
(Pimpz0r, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:55, archived)
#


now i'm going to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:57, archived)
# night
Roxy
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Cheers Roxy
Oh, the joy of being older than the n00bs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# night night
sleep well
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:04, archived)
# Hurrah, congratulations, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# huzzah
congratulations (to the max)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Ahhhhh
Sunshine Elephant can buy a new hat.

Well done, congrats, etc. Save some cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)
# bloody hell!
I forgot about cake...
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:07, archived)
# A likely story
You lasses always forget about the cake. The crumbs on the setee give the game away.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:04, archived)
# congratulations
you little kittens of love, you :)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# yaaaaaay!
congratulations :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)