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# Radio 4 are holding a 'Britain at 6:00 am' photo competition
I think we should all join in: duly inspired.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Moo-tastic!
I like the idea of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# a photo competition on radio?
genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Sounds
like martian's been having a brainstorming session after a b3ta bash again...

Woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# You know,
I think you have a point.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# I expect they'll
describe them live on air.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# An even better reason for b3tans to submit
I have a vision of John Humphreys ringing me up to talk me through my image of a herd of wild pachybaras parading through the fields of Esher.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# It would be nice to
come up with a ludicrous reason behind the photo.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# It messes with
my head every morning when John Humphreys describes the latest entry. Very odd.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# "John Humphreys describes the latest entry"

eww!
(oneofthemany, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# hahahahaha
Niceness!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's woo!

have a
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# god
i love that.
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# is she
banging away on someone behind that wall?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# 'cock hopping'
i do believe somebody put it
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# what?
back with another one of those cock hopping beats?
(oneofthemany, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Yes.
Me.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Or
Cock Hopping, which is now the appropriate terminology.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# 'Cock Hopping'?
Well there's a new term...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# I made it up you know
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# well done
you.

I was once accused of being a 'cock lodger'.

Apparently it's a male tart. Rather than insult me it actually made me smirk.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Woo!
Giggleworthy!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Yes
I heard one of the novice photographers describing her picture of the milkman yesterday.
Stupid merkin it was, kept going on and on about milkmen and how they don't have them in merka.
Made me want to burn photographs. And merkins.

And maybe milkmen.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Gotta love the way 'burn' often looks like 'bum'.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha!
fab!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# she should get a moove on
woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Mummy, does God use our bathroom?
No darling, why?
Every morning I hear daddy shouting "God, are you still in there?"
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# That's really nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Awwwww
That's a gorgeous wooyay! Hurrah for pussylicking in the morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# !
(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I love that woo yay
tres fluffe
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# your scale of loon-ness
really does go up to 11 dunt it! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)