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# No biscuits?
(Woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)
# what is the definitive biscuit anyway?
(el pedro, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)
# at this time of day
I like a plain chocolate digestive
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Best eaten
with a packet of Walkers Cheese & Onion Crisps
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# bourbon
although www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com disagree
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# bourbon my arse
cheap and horrid
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# not even
real chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# unlike
the chocolate flavoured topping on, say, a choccy digestive or hobnob?
obviously a fancy bahlsen biccie is much nicer, but for an easy biscuity treat, you can't beat a bourbon. the insides are like cheap home-made chocolate icing with cocoa powder and marge like i used to have when i was a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# I
quite like cheap bourbons... they've got a bit
of bite to them...

(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# 'the ubiquitous bourbon'
Equally at home either on the buiding site,or in the tin of otherwise expensive biccies.Every biscuit manufacturer seems to have a bourbon out,and the great thing is they all taste the same
(pikey, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# exactly
pleasant, chocolatey, crunchy, sugar crystals on the top and bottom, and none of that poxy fibre or oatiness. what more could one want?
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# i have just bought some
and eat them now,
they are good.
(pikey, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# i did a review of them on nicecupofteaetc
linky

arrrgh my name is revealed
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# and
a very good review it is too. i usually go with the splitting and licking method myself.
nice use of pseudomedical terminology in oreang-bit-ectomy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# eythangyoo
that was a goodly time ago. i've learned more words since then.
i should point out you have to hold them in hot tea a long time before they start to go gooey.
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Yay, bourbons!
And, as they don't have "real" chocolate, they won't melt when dunked, thus do not contaminate tea.
Mind you, plain chocolate digestives? Yes please, only allowed Cadbury Jestive's in my house :(
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
# The prince of biscuits
I'm with you atomboy.
Here... have a lovely boubon cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
# yay!
*crunch, criunch, crunch*
*mmm, delicious*
thanks very much
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Ginger nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# do you mind not
mentioning part of my anatomy?

boo. should not have admitted this
(el pedro, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Still
you not bad looking for a ginner and you keep mentioning it all the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# I'm ginger
and fat
and ugly
yay me!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Stop
fishing for compliments.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# I am not!
If I was I'd post a picture of Fabio and say it was me*


*may be a huge lie
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# am i?
sorry for constant ginger referral. i've been like that all my life. it's hard hearing "look at the hair on that!" when you are 1 1/2 years old in a supermarket in cardiff....

thanks Banana *hug*
(el pedro, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Don't hug me
I'll rip your eyes out.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# ok
i won't
(el pedro, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# She will as well
Touching her is like prodding a tarantula and dropping it down the front of your pants-

Facking uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
# actually
tarantulas aren't that bad. scorpions are the real buggers.
(el pedro, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
# having had run ins
with a tarantula but not a scorpion I cannot say.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)
# scorpions have poison.
i don't think tarantulas do.
(el pedro, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Yup
and nasty little sharp hairs on their abdomen with they will flick with their back legs into your eyes.

Ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Your abilities are wondrous
and very worrying... you seen a doctor recently? Any sharp spider bites anywhere? Any "special abilities" been appearing?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Talking of supermarkets
Got served by a bloke who smelled really badly of sweat in Tesco yesterday.

I wondered why there was no queue at his checkout.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# it's his cunning ploy
how to get away with doing as little work as possible..
(Clockwork, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)
# !
GGGIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# well watermelon me
i never realised
(el pedro, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Enough about you...
what biscuits do you like?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# jaffa
cakes?
(Clockwork, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# I love chocolate digestives!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# I've never understood why you folks
would want to name something as delicious as a cookie after a bodily process. imagine if we called donuts "gastro-intestinaries".
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Do you know
I never thought about it like that.

I aways just accepted the name. Damn your American inquiring mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# heh.
or perhaps we could start calling something "bowel-movements".
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# athough an 'oreo' sounds like something on an x-ray chart
" I'm afraid that your oreo has become inflamed,and were going to have to amputate"
(pikey, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# uhmm
it's digestion, not digestive that is the process. still, an interesting point nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Choco Digestives
although I felt like an element of danger today and went for Revels.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Ever tried the caramel and chocolate digestives?
You'll never go back to chocolate again.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Yes!
They are amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Too
sweet, they remind me of toffeepops (I think I'm the only person to remember these).
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)