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Afternoon everyone - I'm the new guy

I'm the Mysterious Badger. I've never posted here before, so I'm hoping somebody will be nice and reply to me - preferably with a nonsensical utterance or a collection of onomatopoeic noises of joy.
By the way, I thought you should know that your all gay and Svenno is a hot piece of ass. Has anybody tried shopping Chump Manbear's face onto him or his lunchbox? Worth a try. Woo.

(The_Mysterious_Badger, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:08, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

You have obviously lurked here a while (otherwise you wouldn't have been able to shoehorn quite so many b3taisms into one sentence) so you will also probably be familiar with the terms "ThreadJack" and "Threadwaste" and know the general consensus on them.
Welcome by the way.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:09, archived)

Gosh

That was fluffy

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:12, archived)

its just a phase I'm going through.

I think I'll try out "Bazing" next and see which feels the most "me"

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:23, archived)

Baz

is going to be feeling most of you?

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:24, archived)

I do hope so.

Its been a while.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:27, archived)

*PARP*

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Spoon, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:09, archived)

Noise of joy?

Thanks for the parp. I knew I'd come to the right place.

(The_Mysterious_Badger, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:10, archived)

honk?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)

funny

I thought that was thebears image?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:13, archived)

It was.

I added the alarmed goose.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:14, archived)

my one doesn't have a picture of Baz in the foreground

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thebear is thebear, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:15, archived)

ahhhhhhh

it all makes sense now.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:27, archived)

sorry

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:15, archived)

I don't care

/bad mood

(south, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:09, archived)

would anyone like to join me outside for a cigarette?

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:09, archived)

yes

(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:10, archived)

sounds

like a plan

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youknowyouloveit, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)

YES

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
(P.S. Can I scab one off you?)

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TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)

do you have a lighter

(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)

A lighter what?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:12, archived)

cigarette lighter

(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:13, archived)

Lighter than what?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:14, archived)

fire

(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:16, archived)

please dont

I promise ill work harder and not spend my whole day on b3ta from now on

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)

I have all of the above

(bar a lovely, lovely cigarette)

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TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:19, archived)

no, get your fucking own

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:12, archived)

I said that to my wife

when she asked me to get her a cup of tea.

I now live on the streets.

/spare any change, guv?

(Errol, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:16, archived)

I'm having a pipe

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thebear is thebear, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)

I've got 180 duty frees left at home

But neglected to bring any into work (what with the giving up and all). Gi's a fag, boss... There's brown-love in it for you...

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TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)

rather!

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rogan, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:12, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaay

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:13, archived)

is he having

a fit????

(BigBobbyh, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:13, archived)

who? rogan?

probably

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:14, archived)

Could we maybe have an epilepsy challenge next?

'Tis such an amusing affliction.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:15, archived)

here

canine epilepsy network

(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)

it would be great

the most spazzed out spaz

(BigBobbyh, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)

thats so bloody great!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:15, archived)

Oh fuck off.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:10, archived)

oh baz

you big bumfungus

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Spoon, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:13, archived)

thats

his way of being nice.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:14, archived)

ooh

4rthur's back up. yay for munkt0n!

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Spoon, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:16, archived)

hrrmm

still fucktified for me

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)

i've lost saved messages

but they were probably crap anyway
otherwise looks fine

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Spoon, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:18, archived)

nope

it just screams at me when i log in - even after a cookie/cache shakeabout

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:20, archived)

you save your messages?

what the fuck for?

(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:21, archived)

He gets hot xxx sex-talk

from all the lady b3tans.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:23, archived)

and from you too

please stop

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Spoon, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:28, archived)

now i think about it

i had a couple saved cos they have info in that i don't have written down elsewhere. only about six though

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Spoon, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:27, archived)

I had the height of a piano

in my flibz saved messages.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:31, archived)

i think i remember that thread

i had one (on 4rthur) from somebody i promised to send some crap out of my loft to, and now i can't remember who it was

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Spoon, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:32, archived)

it was me

what was the crap?

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:35, archived)

some early eighties editions

of razzle

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Spoon, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:37, archived)

are the pages still easily separated?

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:39, archived)

you lie

tis still as borked as a very borked thing

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evil pixie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:23, archived)

it's probably the surge of peopl

trying to log back in that's borken it again.
Oh well, it's not as if anyone talks to me on it anyway.

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Pootle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:31, archived)

it's still fine here

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Spoon, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:33, archived)

mine still says

Warning: mysql_fetch_array(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /home/munk/public_html/auth.php on line 41

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Pootle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:35, archived)

yup

same here

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:36, archived)

have you tried

ctrl-f5 to force a refresh from the server rather than from the cache? (i think it is ctrl-f5, may be shift-f5)

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Spoon, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:38, archived)

tried, and failed

tis still fucksocked

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evil pixie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:41, archived)

i'm on a mac...

but i completely nuked my cache and cookies for 4rthur and it still won't cooperate

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:41, archived)

awww

no one talks to me either = (
tell you what, when it comes back up i promise to write to you. ok?

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evil pixie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:36, archived)

i tend to get death threats

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:37, archived)

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:10, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:10, archived)

it's normally our way to post a picture on a new thread

but as I'm in a good mood and not doing any work

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Pootle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)

hahaha

i like that

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)

Class!

Veritable of a PERMANENT Front Page methinks!

(Xodiak Gangrene is at work :(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)

nah

you've got to humour the gay shift, which aren't skiving at all

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Pootle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)

do we still have a gay shift?

i thought that had run its course

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evil pixie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:36, archived)

there are some

who continue to flog that horse

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:38, archived)

hmm, for this humour

we need a new source

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evil pixie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:43, archived)

excellent

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Batsgirl, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:15, archived)

Being a worthless threadwasting cranberry

Yeah, sorry about the no picture thing. I did a crappy one of No Hands Kitten with some seagull wings, but then I read the FAQs and realised I didn't have any webspace, so that was that down the swanny.
Sorry.

(The_Mysterious_Badger, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:15, archived)

The term is "cunt", by the way.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:16, archived)

You could

reply to an existing thread.
Make yours the first reply if you want it to stand out.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)

go to msn and set up a group

I think it is explained in near patronising detail in spoons how to set up a MSN group thing.
Bod Bless Spoon

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Pootle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)

Cheers

Alright, then. I will. Thanks.
Sorry again about ruining everybody's lives. Especially Baz, who seems on the verge of apoplexy.

(The_Mysterious_Badger, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:30, archived)

he's really very fluffy and sweet

if you ignore all aspects of his personality

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Pootle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:33, archived)

try

ukdragon

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:30, archived)

They probably have,

but i think you should give it a go anyway.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)

and it is now that we

hear the mating call of the b3tan....................

COCK OFF!!

and there we have it one of natures special treats

(BigBobbyh, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)

Seeming as this

is an imageless thread:

HAVE AT THEE!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:12, archived)

ahaha

clifftop shithouse challenge, classic.

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youknowyouloveit, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:14, archived)

if only

woo

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Pootle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:14, archived)

hello new person

read the FAO

dont worry bout the little girls on here that get moody. They will soon put their toys back in their prams and all will be forgotten.

(Pauld, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:12, archived)

i dotn have

any toys for i am an underprivalaged child :(

(BigBobbyh, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:14, archived)

all i have is a stone and a marble

(Pauld, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:19, archived)

you evidently

don't have a dictionary either.

(wasted industry, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:30, archived)

Hello new person ....

Can I direct you to the FAQ at all?

(Xodiak Gangrene is at work :(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:15, archived)

it seems you can't

(Errol, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)