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(yakmonkey, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# lovely

he should go to specsavers
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Do they do
XXXXXXXL upside-down monicles?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# yes
did you know James Bond has made love 79 times in his 20 films?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# lucky bugger
I wonder if you could do a shagging-to-bond version of the classic Withnail and I drinking game?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:12, archived)
# on the downside he has been told he is going to die
33 times.

have seen withnail and i years ago, but dont remember the game.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# You have to drink everything Withnail drinks
except the lighter fluid
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
# now i remember......
even the bloke next door doesnt drink the lighter fluid.........
find me a washing up bottle!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# there is a bond equivalent
with various versions involving drinks upon every mention of "james" or "bond" or the theme tune.

(what do you mean "except the lighter fluid"??? that's the best bit)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# two g&t's and 4 pints of cider
ice in the cider

never played it *makes mental note of game*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# woo!
highly scary.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
rgh.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# OH MY GOD!
RUN THE FUCK AWWWWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[edit]HOLY CRAP! I DIDNT SEE IT ANIMATE
*runs away some more*
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# he really should see a doctor...
...about that chin of his
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# shhhh
he's very sensitive about it, he's thinking of having plastic surgery to make it more chiselled cos he wants to go into modelling when he's older.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# KILL IT NOW!
Woo, but argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Euuuk!
Take it to the "kill it" point.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# AARGH!
Kill it!

KILL IT HARD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:01, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
that is very scarey. W/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:01, archived)
# He He
"Nice depth perception one eye"

/Futurama
(Gype, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Fuck me!
Arrrgggghhhhh! Kill it!

(woo yay and a hoopla though)
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Fuck the lord!
I saw someone the other day use this expression, and it just popped into my head as a suitable reply
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# yes i believe it was used in response to another of my posts
here:
b3ta.com/board/2887470
(yakmonkey, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Ha
Thanks to Hankser
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# It was
And I think it sums it up nicely.
well noticed. It is now my official catch phrase* (c) (feel free to use it on ugly chicks and other scaries)


*Along with "Across The severn Bridge"
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Okay
I'll have to think of my own phrase.....


.....

.....

.....
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Please feel free to
use it anytime.
but treat it with caution. It upsets Christians for some weird reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# What?
You're kidding me right. Bloody Christians get so uptight about every little thing don' they?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# i prefer JESUS CUNTING CHRIST
i think that says it all really
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Oh dear, fuck...
scary schtuff.

Have a sheepish scared woo you evil evil bugger.
(tehendz, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# EEP!!





EEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Fuck The Lord!
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# eep!
I have baby fear!

Feed it some woo.
(edhead, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# truly
amazing !
woohoo
(Sigma5, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# blue pills = good
red pills = bad
(BadgerPirate, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# think im gonna boke


oops, just did
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# reminds me of a fanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:40, archived)
# I'm particularly impressed
by your abundant use of the 'greasiness' tool.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# now that's just wrong.
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Eek!
Kill it! Kill it! killkillkillkillllll

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oh, and woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Yikes!
Kill it!

Kill it hard!









And wooyay!
(Chuckman, Wed 17 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 18 Mar 2004, 9:29, archived)