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# B3ta Whacking
Me and dave have reached a new low in procrastination over the newsletter writing.

We've been b3ta whacking: take one word + b3ta to find 1 google hit.

Dave found this:
www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&safe=off&q=animism+b3ta

Share my pain.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:00, archived)
# raaaaaah!
i'm going to link this again, just because i can www.pbase.com/image/29765010
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:03, archived)
# He's dressed for a party.
Yet he doesnt look like he is in the party mood. Someone get that dog some LSD pronto.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:06, archived)
#
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=supercalifragilisticexpealidocious+b3ta&meta=

*edit -damn my dodgy spellign. there are actually three*
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:05, archived)
# nil points
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:08, archived)
# Aha!
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=winklepicker+b3ta&meta=

Don't ask how I found this
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:12, archived)
# how did you find it?
/predictable
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:14, archived)
# Gentlemen, the game is mine I believe.
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=wankbladder+b3ta&btnG=Search&meta=
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:15, archived)
# Beat ya!
Twice actually ;)

v Down there a bit
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:17, archived)
# That beats WANKBLADDER?
You're sadly deluded.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:19, archived)
# ahhh
fair enough then, i thought it was more of a race but yes wankbladder beats nodrel hands down
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:21, archived)
# hehe...
i don't know though... i rather like supermoore's "cuntbadgers b3ta"
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=cuntbadgers+b3ta&btnG=Search&meta=
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:19, archived)
# I found this
www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&safe=off&q=elephantcock+b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:23, archived)
# Well
it looks like i wont be the only one clearing their search history in the morning!
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:32, archived)
# it had to be mystery bob!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:16, archived)
# Are you insinuating
something about my shoes?

Incidentally, won't posting your findings here spoil the b3tawhack once this page is seen by the googlebots?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:18, archived)
# Er...
hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:19, archived)
# hide! they're coming!
(schnurricane, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:19, archived)
# but then maybe we won't have to share the pain again...
as there won't be any left...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:20, archived)
# plenty of archives seem not to get google listed
which is annoying as i've entirely lost a thead/post about cumming over gary coleman's face
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:21, archived)
# that is a discussion which would be worth re-reading
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:24, archived)
# what the fuck
is he babbling about?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:06, archived)
# Dammit!
You nearly got me hooked on googlewhacking again! Naughtynaughtynaughtyman.
(Kendal, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:07, archived)
# hehe
aware of this?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:07, archived)
# vaugely
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:08, archived)
# Join other b3ta *Blokes* near you!
is this a school holidays meetup?
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:15, archived)
# it's a very old relic, I don't think it gets used really. Not had a look since last year though.
b3ta.com/board/160094
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:34, archived)
# aaah...
by the way, i had the the opportunity to spread joy the other day by introducing some friends to domo darko. i loves it, thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:41, archived)
# why in the world
did i read that all?
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:09, archived)
# manyanga b3ta
which i came across the other night whilst trying to help and friends find the swahili word for sexy... consider your pain shared...

edit: fwaptastic b3ta... hehe... "did you mean 'fantastic b3ta'

ooh... and flobadob b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:09, archived)
# wooo
What do i win for b3ta + nodular

and Scumble
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:10, archived)
# a...
stick? It's been delivered to your local tree for collection at your convenience.
(Kendal, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:12, archived)
# hmm okay
but how do i know which one is mine?
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:18, archived)
# TV Ads are handy too
Bazuka!
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:14, archived)
# rather obvious
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&safe=off&q=wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo+b3ta&meta=
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:18, archived)
# "Did you mean: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo b3ta"
?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:21, archived)
# I was thinking of Frank Spencer
when I saw that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:22, archived)
# hehe...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:22, archived)
# very nearly ;)
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&safe=off&q=eclechtech+b3ta&meta=
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:25, archived)
# /camp
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:27, archived)
# score one
for the applehead

www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&safe=off&q=shminkypinky+b3ta&btnG=Search&meta=
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:20, archived)
# cyberwhore b3ta? :P
cyberwhore b3ta? :P
tj: anyone happen to be intested in the purchase of website templates?
(Omalleh, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:23, archived)
# Purchase?
I'll just view source and steal the code.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:24, archived)
# :P
was asking for a mate :P
www.mikesmi7h.com/templates/
(Omalleh, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:25, archived)
# I dont
pay for anything. I once stole plates from Little Chef
(r3load, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:26, archived)
# hoorah
what a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:33, archived)
# aargh kill him
kill him hard.

(barandis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:26, archived)
# Ooooh!
By whacking 'Gesticular' with b3ta, I got this lovely page, translation courtesy of google.

/Edit Apparently 'gesticular' isn't an actual word in the normal sense. Gesticulate is though. I stand by my original b3tawhack...
(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:27, archived)
# gesticular cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:50, archived)
# aha, i have one, though not great:
www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&safe=off&q=fuckscruttocks%2Bb3ta&btnG=Search
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:28, archived)