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# I found a misdirected email...
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(Lord Of The Dunce, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:19, archived)
# On the basis of that Humour... David Walliams = Dave the Hat aicmfp
I thankyee

Where are my manners - WOO for the post AND the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:20, archived)
# hahahahahahahh
here:
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:22, archived)
# God, could you imagine what little britain would be like if he was,
Lou: Now are you sure you wan't that one.
Andy:Yes, it's 'wheely' good.
Lou: Ok, I'm not going to 'dis' you.

etc....
(checkers, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:23, archived)
# oh, wouldn't it be brilliant
let's have a vote!

how brilliant would it be?
a)brilliant
b)pretty brilliant
c)not so brilliant

results in eight weeks time.. please don't hesitate to spam the board
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Oh come on,
You're just bitter because your not on the list aren't you?
(checkers, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:26, archived)
# yes
nail on head
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:27, archived)
# well next week we are having a vote
for best magenta cocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:28, archived)
# i take it all back
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:29, archived)
# Vote for me, and I promise no more voting
/I didnt actually sign up for this, it just appeared and I found out by accident
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:31, archived)
#






i voted for you twice.. once at home and once at work :)
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:32, archived)
# Music and foodstuffs it is then! every week!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:39, archived)
# Hooray...
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:48, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:31, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:27, archived)
# cor!
you're extra cunty today!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:28, archived)
# good afternoon to you too squire
:D
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:28, archived)
# *throws spam*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:29, archived)
# did TUTT's spam hit the board?
a) yes
b) no

results in a year
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:31, archived)
# *sets up camp in anticipation*
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:36, archived)
# of course it did
it's on your lap!

*points*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:39, archived)
# *sprays tea*


*hysteria subsides into gentle chuckling*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:25, archived)
# This^^^^
Woo you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:20, archived)
# This is true.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:20, archived)
# Spot on
You've hit the nail on the head there...
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:20, archived)
# you could just hit those two wankers on the head instead...
with a really BIG hammer
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:24, archived)
# ^This


Good work.
(checkers, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:20, archived)
# yup
I'm very disappointed with series 3

it's a bit poo
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:21, archived)
# ^this^
series 1 - mostly poo
series 2 - complete poo
series 3 - can't even be arsed to watch

Rock Profile - absolute genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:24, archived)
#
series one - Mark Gatiss script editor
series two - there is no script editor
series three - Richard Herring

I like the Herring. But haven't seen any of this series
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:28, archived)
# last week's
was actually pretty funny, after starting on a very bad note.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 16:54, archived)
# series 1 episode 1 - not too bad
the rest - for fucks sake give it a rest
(I helped save b3ta! wierdo was bored @, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:41, archived)
# god i fucking hate that bigoted piece of crap...
the post on the other hand... woo!
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha
top notch
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:22, archived)
# They wanted either Harold Pinter or Tom Baker for the voiceover
when it was on the radio. Years ago when it was a cult late night 15 minute thing. Imagining the world where Harold Pinter narrates Little Britain and also receives the Nobel Prize for Literature amuses me greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:23, archived)
# please post this exact same gag 37 times
then it will be even more realistic...

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:23, archived)
# *ouch*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:25, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:25, archived)
# haha
so true
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Haha
toot roo

Look what the RSS feed's been saying, I can only wish Vodafone luck in controlling what proves to be an unwieldly purchase!

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(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:24, archived)
# how much is the going rate
for a rampaging mob these days?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:25, archived)
# can't remember
i couldn't get into command & conquer
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:26, archived)
# I had rampaging mop once.
It really messed up my kitchen.
(checkers, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Not sure
But I think you may be able to find someone in Sydney with the answer to that one.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4522326.stm
(I helped save b3ta! giraffen, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:28, archived)
# heheheee
O2 are miles better than overcharge-afone
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 13 Dec 2005, 13:26, archived)
# Hurrah!
Matt Lucas wasn't funny in shooting stars, and he's still not funny now.

(apart from the card sketch in the card shop from the one episode I saw. That was very mildly amusing)
(EssY, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 16:10, archived)
# Obviously.
What was funny about dressing up like a bucking faby? o_O

The innuendos though were decent though. Preferably in Ulrika-ka-ka-ka's endo.
(Purple Jonax, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 17:29, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 19:28, archived)
# so true
It's like they could sleepwalk through writing the scripts for little britain
(Harmz, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 7:20, archived)
# *applause*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 16:34, archived)
# buggering hell...
i go away for a day and find i've been frontpaged!

cheers yawl!
(Lord Of The Dunce, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:29, archived)
# You know what I really like about this?
That it's OK to say "fist fuck" but "shitting" is censored to "defecating" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 11:51, archived)