

I haven't whored my site for a bit have I?

that's one of the first bbc news mashes to make me guffaw.
( ,
Mon 23 Jan 2006, 12:55,
archived)

Comparing him to Janice from the muppets. Resemblence is unnerving: www.muppetcentral.com/articles/reviews/pics/palisades_5_janice.jpg
( ,
Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:03,
archived)

excellent and noon to you Miss Pachey
edit: and hahaha to all the extra bits at the side too!
( ,
Mon 23 Jan 2006, 12:56,
archived)
edit: and hahaha to all the extra bits at the side too!

You joining us in Brum? Waspy and Rik are making promising noises.
( ,
Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:04,
archived)

*checks calendar*
edit: on a sunday? i doubt it.. :(
( ,
Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:06,
archived)
edit: on a sunday? i doubt it.. :(

There is a reason for it being on a Sunday but I'm buggered if I can remember what it is.
Ne'er mind, I'll be back in London soon enough. :)
( ,
Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:11,
archived)
Ne'er mind, I'll be back in London soon enough. :)

and i'm sure we can fudge the date again to accomodate! ;)
( ,
Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:16,
archived)

But if you'd rather do it, go ahead. 4th March please. : )
( ,
Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:18,
archived)

not sure if my budget can stretch to two bashes in a month :( ooh choices choices
( ,
Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:27,
archived)

You could always not get drunk at one of them.
HA HA HA!
( ,
Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:34,
archived)
HA HA HA!

they're sending sonar messages through the water
( ,
Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:11,
archived)

Although, a whale being a mammal, presumably would still be able to breathe out of the water.
/picky
( ,
Mon 23 Jan 2006, 12:58,
archived)
/picky

but they tend to get crushed by their own body weight wothout the water supporting them...
( ,
Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:22,
archived)

*laughs*
*notices the "Vanessa Feltz has a bath" bit*
*laughs again louder*
( ,
Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:02,
archived)
*notices the "Vanessa Feltz has a bath" bit*
*laughs again louder*

I noticed the rescue teams cars got parking fines, and the maritime crew wont help dispose of the thing coz "it died on a barge"
bet if it lived there would have been plenty of "oh we helped save the whale" instead it seems the old "nothing to do with us squire" attitude prevails....
ho hum..
EDIT:
mindpissed.. (down there)
( ,
Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:06,
archived)
bet if it lived there would have been plenty of "oh we helped save the whale" instead it seems the old "nothing to do with us squire" attitude prevails....
ho hum..
EDIT:
mindpissed.. (down there)

I love this!
In other news, a herd of manatees has been spotted on mount snowdon. Experts say "manatees are aquatic" and "your facts are all wrong."
that is all.
( ,
Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:10,
archived)
In other news, a herd of manatees has been spotted on mount snowdon. Experts say "manatees are aquatic" and "your facts are all wrong."
that is all.

is easily the best one of these fake news things I have seen in ages.
You get my "special" woo
( ,
Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:15,
archived)
You get my "special" woo


And thanks also for pointing me in the direction of Hybrid and their symphony. I am now officially down with the kids. :)
( ,
Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:19,
archived)

And that reminds me, you gonna send your brief back?
( ,
Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:36,
archived)