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# write this bit of the newsletter for me please - my mind has gone blank and I'm staring at the screen going ARGH
: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE

Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.

Things we'd really like to see include

* XXX

* XXX

* XXX

EDIT: Thanks everyone. Plenty of useful suggestions.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:18, archived)
# A really shit flash movie with a baby and llamas and the arc de triumph
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# ..
*roadkill dinner - dead animals turned into lunch
(radja, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
#
* BRITISH ROADKILL CUISINE - can you live on
a diet of hedgehogs and kittens? No cheating
and running them over on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# you
do an issue on roadkill, but leave out squirrels? AMATEURS!
(radja, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Has this not been done, or did i see it somewhere else?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# I think I remember
hearing about some restaurant in the US somewhere that serves only roadkill. May have been a dream though, it's hard to tell sometimes.
(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# I'm sure there was a tv program about someone
who lived on roadkill, or a cookbook or something
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# hehe this
reminds me of Baseketball. "ROADKILL!! caught on tape".
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Letters to the managers of chain department stores
accusing them of having nicked your socks after you took them off to test the rugs, and demanding a free pair in recompense.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# A shed made entirely out of wafers
ice cream shoes

A full sized boat made from corks

use only a spork for a month

wear a Dick Beattie costume for a whole week

(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# ^ All of these
And a scale model of a Redwood tree made entirely out of matchsticks.

Then set it alight..

Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# i like
your little bouncy monkey beer!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# All of these
Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Use only a spork for a month?
Even to wank?
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Skeletor, Cobra Comm and Mumrah go to College
The deadly triumvirate of evil study for their MBA, in the hope that their plans may come off better in future.

Or someone going to great lengths to run a comlpicated experiment, only for me to point out that their initial logic was flawed and their conclusion should read "I am uh Joey". I then get upset and decide that IWILL NEVER READ THE NEWSLETTER AGAIN COS THE STANDARD IS SLIPPAGE.
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
#
* Gourmet fast food creations

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# An entire waistcoat
fashioned from ham fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Oi
re: www.b3ta.com/board/5590142

You rang?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# You oied?
www.b3ta.com/board/5590215
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Aaaah
Okay then...*shuffles off*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Poutine by post.
A new mail order company specialising in the Canadian delicacy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# a helecoptor, a bridge and a diver
(pdjpdj, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# A picture of the worst pile of washing up ever
(inspired by my not washing up for 4 days)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# errrmmmm....
Sexy Nuns ?

or

A picture of the spacktard that collects the trollies at your local supermarket
(I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# A film of you tying one of your friends up,
angering a group of swans and setting them on him to see how much damage they can do
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# DIY Tampon Kit
(I helped save b3ta! Chicken Skin Bag Making pearl necklaces since, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Live robbery
Shoot yourself with your mobile phone while robbing a house with no mask.
(duck Quack !, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# A picture of a Whale in the Seine.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# or a dolphin in denial
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:28, archived)
# A game involving a kitten with a cold
You have to wipe up its snot before it drips onto your lap. Loose points every time it sneezes.
(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# sweet
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Awwwwww
Thats lully. But also a little bit ick.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Personally it brings back too many bad memories.
a kitten sneezed on me once when he had a cold, snot all ove rmy jeans, and to make matters worse there was a girl i quite fancied in the room. Not that it made a difference - i was 12, and hadn't a clue.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Man Boob competition
(I helped save b3ta! Chicken Skin Bag Making pearl necklaces since, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# ^This^
Maybe being measured in a lingerie department for a bra.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Dunno
but have this in relation to the rude things on easter eggs thing you did a couple of weeks back
www.w92.info/romance/

Its 2 years old now so some of the links dont work but it kicks their asses
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# a job for me
that pays shit loads and doesnt involve moving too much.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# An ice sculpture
of Greenland, made on a scale of 1 inch = 1 inch
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# oooh
I'll have a go at that tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# *tries*
*runs out of ice*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Worst mould related growth you can muster.
I have a sealed Thermos flask with approx a cups worth of milky coffee inside, that has been on my desk since 2 weeks before Xmas. I reckon that might be a good contender for mould of the month. Not to mention the hefty vacuum it will have created.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Oof
Brave opening it, send pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# see how many people it takes out
*take more pictures*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Stick it in the middle of a shopping centre on saturday

open

...

profit.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Something with spunk in it somewhere for the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Chicken Skin Bag Making pearl necklaces since, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# What I'd like to see
ROYAL FIGHTING GAME - Want to see Prince Charles pull out the heart of the Queen Mother in a Flash-based fighting game? So do I! Get making it. Extra credit due if you can kill Princess Diana with a car.
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Weapon of choice
for Charles being a fox skull, of course
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Alternative power sources
Is it possible to power your house using a dynamo and the pressure from the water mains?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# a
website that lets you MMS photos the random street cats around where you live. Therefore enabling other visitors to list cats in their postcode. So you can keep tabs on them in case they gang up start mugging people.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# this! ^
keep tabbies on them! pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# this^
its the only sane idea
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# would that be a cat-alogue then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Get people to touch ham and take photos of them
In OngBak Tony Jaa jumps over a car without touching it - what can you jump over without touching?

Try and get a tagged image to go viral
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# A baby panda saying "yee-ha"
A frenchman looking shifty

Three irate bank staff after an old woman has soiled a chair.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# You
Live an interesting life.
:)
(duck Quack !, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Yes but
I've only seen one of these things
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# a visual dictionary of euphamisms for private parts
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
#
see how much you can fit in your mouth

wear your clothes back to front at work in a "Kriss-Kross" stylee

appear on national or local telly holding an amusing meme-related sign
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Scale models of things
but scaled up to the real size!
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# A bit like this you mean?
www.b3ta.com/board/5590211
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Cheese made from the milk of ladies.
Mmm...


DIY curcumcisions, in pictures.

pictures of your mum in saucy underwear.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Profile
qotw answers.
the shame.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# eat only baked beans for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
#
: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE

Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.

Things we'd really like to see include

* WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK

* SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates.

* B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from 'womens world' Challenge
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# ..
FURRY FIGHT-BACK
Shave your pets then dress them up in tiny human clothes and get them to dry hump each other, like people do. Take snaps or write bad fan fiction about it and send the results in.
(geetoo, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# settle the question that has been niggling at us all:

have more b3tans died from drug overdose
or plane crash?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:35, archived)
# ..
STUDENT KITCHEN
All students are dirty. And sponges. I took an air sample of our kitchen at university and the tutor was perturbed at the amount of bacteria and fungi that had grown in a day. But how much of a health hazard lurks in your kitchen? Send us your filthy photos.

edit: arses, should have read the entire thread, already been submitted.
(geetoo, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:36, archived)
# africanised bees
playing ska
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:40, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Lesbians
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:44, archived)
# an Alvin Stardust
comeback tour
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:18, archived)