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# Get paid to drink tea and show off.
Hello all. I am gathering together various new media creative folk to meet with the Creative Directors of a (rather large and well known) london ad agency this Thursday afternoon. If you regularly mash up/create your own AV content for fun and post it to YouTube, b3ta, etc and are free 2-4pm this Thursday then drop me a line. You'll be paid £100 for 2 hours of idle tea drinking and chat. Cheers, alex. [email protected]
(essentialresearch, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Oh, FFS
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# actually, aside from not being very b3ta-community concious
where else should s/he have posted this?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Not far
enough away.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)
# up his arse
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)
# here
Askham Richard
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Good point.
I'm getting a bit trigger-happy. I blame it on the lack of caffeine.

(The coffee machine outside my office is broken. This is not good news.)

Talk board? Link board? I suppose quite a few people don't go there regularly. Perhaps he should have asked Rob to put it in the newsletter, and scheduled his drinkie time for the following week. That would have got better coverage, allowed more time for people to get down to see him, and allowed for better organisation all round.

But who am I to teach someone else how to do their job? Oh, wait. My job title has the word "Manager" in it. Suckfocks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Bloody fine point.
1. Meeting with the creative directors....blah blah.
Errr, I don't think so, they would want to know who was coming in, or wouldn't be wasting their time.
2. Well known agency. Yeah, right.
3. Oh, I can't be arsed.

You nailed it on the final point - 'better organisation all round'

:)

/angry of Adland blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)
# my job title contains the words felch monkey
Mr Aardvark! Did you revise my job title again?

EDIT: ah, i've been looking for that t everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Can't have been me
I would have spelled it properly.

Try the pissed_squirrel.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)
# No don't send all your noob cunts to /talk
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# hehehehe
well, we will now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Nooooo
*cwies*

(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)
# *hugs*
ok, sorry - we won't.
Not all of them, anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Actually do
I enjoy abusing them
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)
# would this be an opportunity to say 'yes' to eerything?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# mr branston! is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# BEST
POST

EVER
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Fuck off cunt



Seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# Cunt
CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)
# it's simultaniously the best and the worst word ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)
# *clears throat*
Kittin, Kittin, Kittin, Kittin, Kittin,

PS: You are a nawwty kittin

EDITED so that people's sweary filters allow them to still play out
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# ? why?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)
# by posting on here he's forcing someone else's CDC off the main page
ergo, vis a vis: cunt

besides, I'm suffering from typing tourettes today
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)
# And you've probably now blocked some users
including Mr Ironman Tetsuo...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)
# not now we have a swear filter!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Will I get more if i come naked?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# it's definitely encouraged
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)
# *snigger*
you said come...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# less blog more pictures
if your gonna use the main board my friend
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# hello
and goodbye

no please fuck off up your own rectum to spamming cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Preses Ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)
# IS IT FUCKING TUESDAY ALREADY
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Do any of you 'people' ever actually bother to check out b3ta before you go posting this shit?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)
# They are 'creative'
They don't need to check ANYTHING!
(duck Quack !, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)
# hi alex
i love tea, i want you to love it too!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)
# *clears throat*
FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU BADGER FELTCHING EXCUSE FOR A MONG'S CATHETER, WHO'S PARENTS ABANDONNED YOU AT THE SIDE OF THE STREET IN THE HOPES YOU'D ROT WITH WITH THE REST OF THE RUBBISH, QUASIMODO SPACKTART!

Any questions?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Whats a CATHETER?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)
# god's little helper.
and a mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Err.
Sod off.

Can't be any decent agency, anyhow. Not with this kind of crap level of forward planning by you, you twunt.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)
# did you confuse the word "Essential" with "Medical"?
If so, I'm in :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)
# meet at newham hospital at 2pm for free untested drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)
# IT'S STARTED
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Vorderman
would
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Hello
This board is mainly for creative expressions (made by yourself, at that). Starting a new thread kicks someone's work off the bottom and makes for many angry faces, especially if there is no picture). Better to threadjack an existing thread and say TJ: before you start.
Never mind the swearing. It is quite normal here. You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)
# oi!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)
# sorry! Copy and Paste Zeal took over
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)
# I wish I could copy and paste that into some granny scat porn website sign up link
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)
# just open up your favourites and select a few at random
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)
# oh yes,
well, thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)
# it is awfully rude to post
[email protected] and then sign [email protected] up for lots of donkey porn
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)
# I think that
[email protected] is the webmaster of tigerpumping.com (NSFW). So, www.essentialresearch.co.uk
[email protected]
Alex Charlton loves tigerpumping.com

All NSFW, all [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
# nope...
all i saw was

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)
# have you got 2 hours to get paid to chat and drink tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)
# yes...
best profile EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)
# like this?

hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Is this you
www.alexcharlton.com/ ?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)
# looks like that muppet who plays the new Robin Hood
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Heh
That's a family friend you're talking about :P
*ignites sporks*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)
# hahahahah sorry but my comment still stands.
Does this mean i'll never be welomce round yours for tea?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Oh you'll be welcome all right
You've be VERY welcome MUHAHAHAHA
I hope that sounded suitably menacing... it's hard to 'do' menacing in text form... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
# sounded more camp haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Then my work here is done
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)
# hehehe
he's certianly 'keeping it real'

touch me now!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# actually, no, it's not
that chappy lives in Canada and his CV doesn't mention this Alex's past work for the BBC.
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)
# fucking hell
I hope you contributed first
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Don't be daft.
Account age: 0 days.
Number of messages posted: 1.

'tard. Him, not you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)
# F
U
C
K

O
F
F
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Haha!
Look, everyone! It's a Masochistic New Media Creative Folk fetishist!

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Do CDCs and lame bandwagons count
Cos thats all I do. That and abuse.

I'll give you both for the low low price for £125
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# haha go on the show and preset to them your finest CDC pictures.
I'm sure they would be impressed
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
# You and me both
£125? bargain.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)
# fuck the fuck off you fuck
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
nice first and last post!
pull up a kitten....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)
# prick.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)
# now that's propper spam ^ *points*
i bet you 39 pence, that this chap didn't stick around to read all the lovely replies.

*shakes fist at 'post and run', spammy person*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)
# HPI Research..
..is a better company


*arfs*
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Like a lamb to the slaughter
Hello new person. Pull up a kitten, photoshop a chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:59, archived)
# Could I just say:
I love the way you selflessly threw yourself under the wheels of the b3ta /board train for my enjoyment? Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 17:03, archived)