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# Afternings all
Sorry I've not been about, I am back healthy at work and ready to b3ta myself to an early xmas.....

Thanks in part to monsieur Happy Toast, please find my xmas offering this year below:
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# that has finally got me in the mood for christmas
i love you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# 'nings, micto.
Or should that be "'nings Mick" now, in line with your sig?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# nah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# *crosses mick out of b3ta address book*
*writes micto back in*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# no tippex?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# No, I always get it over myself.
I'm like a small schoolboy when it comes to stationery. That's why I'm not allowed ink pens either.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# i feel your pain
i get biro on my face on a far too regular basis
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# :D
I'm all ready for it this year, I've sealed up the windows and chimney and placed snipers on the roof :D

Actually I'm one of those sad people that like xmas because it gives me an excuse to give lots of presents that I've been buying all year to people I care about...*vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# *feels presents*
*can't decide what you've got me*

*thinks it might be an onion*

=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# aw bless
whereas i just spunked a lot of money in hmv :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha
I'm not allowed in there or Fopp with my wallet anymore...

(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# i wish i had a fopp near me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# your bank balance doesn't
I bet!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# this!!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# What a splendid thing to see while I'm here for 5 minutes.
Woo to you young lady! Here, have this:



Also: *gives big sexy hug and gropes buttcheeks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# OOooooo how norty!
Hello you!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Hello stranger!
How's life?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# PIXIE
WITH TITS!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# But how does it smell?





Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Alaska!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Woo
Xmas yiffery...

tis the season to be... naked in a sock apparently
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Errrrrr
But its not anthro....

Its an Elf so no yiff here! :P
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# elves class as yiffery
shirley?
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Lovely and Christmassy
*glows*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# YAY
and what a lully hat too!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# *yoinks hat*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Oooooo I like yours too
I need to make two little ones :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# haha - ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# I've made an 8-bit hat
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# it doesn't fit
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# gimme a sec...
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# And what a jolly splendid offering it is, too!
Greetings, Ms Wagon!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# What ho kind sir!
*curtseys*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# bon noelf.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Ta very much!
feliz navidad!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# "Is there a satsuma in there with you?
No no, it's fine. You keep it."
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Hahahahhaa
ooof

hello you *smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Yay Festive!
Let's Stick on the Phil Spector Christmas album and boogie...

Another nice Pic yo-Wagon....
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Ta!
*wiggles to the new stevie wonder album*

(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# New Stevie Wonder Album eh?
Oooh...
Is it a Groovesome one?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# It's awesome!!
that guy is a legend!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# He is the Synth Master...
'll track 'er Down then... I'd heard it was a *ahem* 'Return to Form'

Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# its called
a time to love

just so you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Ta Pickle...
I'll Amazon the Beggar...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Gosh
That's rather splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# *looks up*
so's your username....

some men were born lucky.... some men were born tripod!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# yay!
that is all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# super!
that is also all
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# hurrah :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# 'noon prod
I see it's Christmas hat time.
Edit: Oh poo, some adjustments needed. I've put on weight this year it seems.
Edit: Aha, that's better

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Hehehe
What a spiffing hat too :) I'll eat your mince pies for you if you like :D (although looking at that front page maybe thats not such a good idea!)

I need to get hatting!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# yay! :)

*smoocheesmoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# *Hangs stocking*
*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# *writes down chenobbles address*
*hands to imaginary sexy elf*

Good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Socks.
Man's best friend.

Always there when you need them, warm and inviting.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# :D
I love socks!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Christmas with tits!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Ooooh another fantastic hat
:D

I love the way everyone always focuses on the important part of the image ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Hoorays!
*clicks*
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# wowza
thankees!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# My manga bird's got no nose....
.

How does it smell?

Awful.

/fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Chicken Skin Bag Making pearl necklaces since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)