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(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)
# oh jesus.....
*DUCKS*
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
# QUACK
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)
# haha :D
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
He looks so displeased with his extra legs too...
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# He can't afford the extra boots, that's why!
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Probably true!
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Fab!
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# top stuff


(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
# that'll solve those dinner time arguments
:D
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I know that dog
But how do I get rid of the brush on the deck using Photoshop CS2?
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)
# clone stamp magic
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)
# ^ this
Also, if you're feeling clever you could use the vanishing point filter and clone with correct perspective...bit fiddly but you can do some nice stuff with it.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:57, archived)
# oooooooooooooooh
Hark at you

*makes note of cleverness*
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:01, archived)
# I did know this...
i was just making a lame geek gag as Adobe use that photee at their 'software seminars' (mass marketing push) every year.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:23, archived)
# damn
that's wonderful
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)
# why am i looking at your dogogogog?
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:05, archived)
# oh!
This is unseriously brilliant!
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:25, archived)
# awww, families, playing together :D
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
# That picture ovbously took ages to make, and here you go, just posting your own picture without any comment.
You're using this place to show off.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# it took me 6 weeks
one pixel at a time in paint
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
# ha!
I remove the cover from my harddrive and polarize the little ONES and ZERO with a refrigerator magnet and hatpin.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:01, archived)
# hard drive?
luxury!

I build up discrete logic levels by manually etching transistors on a slither of silicon with a pair of very small watchmakers tweezers
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:07, archived)
# lol
comic sans!
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
yes!
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:57, archived)
# 200k of shit
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
# That's a lot of shit.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)
# He's been eating allbran
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Haha! And urgh.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# over a notebook?
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# More like a 4 ring A3 binder
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Redex.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Aaargh!
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)
# s'a bit big innit? ; P
'noon K, you well?
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Greetings Sir!
I'm grand ta - how are you?
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
# A bit sniffly...
hoping to get a day off sick for tomorrow.*coughs*
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Babar, surely?
Lovely though :D
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Heh!
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)
# The size!!!
the size will crush us all! run run you fools!
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)
# My God, the Hummus.......
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)
# What's internet speak for oh my fucking god?
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Not sure
I think it begins with z.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Exactly that.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# I think that roughly translates to
ROLF NOOBes! IM GONNA PWN YO MUM !!!ONE!ONE!ElEVEN!ONE
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Congrats
you've made my ignore list
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)
# blimey, i thought i was harsh.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# you've got a big dog.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)
# .BMP.PNG ?!?!?!
Thats like talking baby heads and wrapping them in dead puppies.

.jpg or .gif dude
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
#
.jpg or .gif dude

I think that might be safer :P
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# It's a conspiracy!
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
# LOLZ!
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)
# go man go!!!
go man go!!!!! :D
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)
# I've cropped it and turned it into a jpg.
Sorry, people.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)
# That's lovely
Could you now try and optimise it to ideally less than 50k?

Ta :)
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)
# K
I've made it smaller again.
That g0nzo guy posted something way bigger.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Yes, but he's a twat.
You don't want to be like that, do you? ;)

(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:03, archived)
# He's probably not the best role model.
In fact he's a cunt.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Ah, I see.
Is it OK now?
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Perfect!
As soon as you re-optimized your image the sun came out here, and a slight itch above my right eyebrow disappeared almost completely.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:12, archived)
# :)
Sorry about all that.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:14, archived)
# :)
it's only a messageboard. Apparently :)
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:16, archived)
# And it's still 111kb...
i think it's no exaggeration to say that not only have you failed at optimization, you have failed at life.

Edit: Ah, you've fixed it. I think it's no exaggeration to say that your actions here will bring peace and joy to the whole world.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:59, archived)