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# Scarlet time!

What should she do today?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:47, archived)
# an airlock
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:48, archived)
# She should "do" an airlock?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:48, archived)
# obviously
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:48, archived)
# yeah
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:49, archived)
# yeah
up the 'wrong-un'
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Still not sure who is the reciever here
Is she inserting an airlock into something or inserting something into the airlock?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:50, archived)
# she's the insertee
she'll need three eager chaps to insert
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Crickey!
She must have a rectum that rivals fourdams
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Rectum Rivalry,


the new reality TV show on ITV, starting Feburary, followed by Celebrity Rectum Rivalry in March.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:55, archived)
# will make a change
from people on tv trying to see who can be the biggest cunt
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Next week on Celebrity Rectum Rivalry:
David Dickinson's orange goatse goes wrong with hilarious consequences, while Carol Vorderman astonishes our studio audience with her magnificent DVDA...don't miss it!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:59, archived)
# aaah, DVDA
the holy grail of porn
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:06, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Finger herself till her uterus prolapses
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Damn
I was just going to suggest that myself.

How about finger herself until her rectum prolapses?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:50, archived)
# God gave her 2 hands for a reason
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Star in the film "Jaws"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:48, archived)
# mental arithmatic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:48, archived)
# a gearshift
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Me
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:49, archived)
# You are the naughtiest nut in the packet
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Well spank my shell and call me roasty
If I am not!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:52, archived)
# And this is a service available to all, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:53, archived)
# *Shrugs*
Sure thing! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:53, archived)
# *whips out chequebook*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:54, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Saucy Ms Wagon!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Now that would be worth watching
;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:51, archived)
# ?!
8|
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:51, archived)
# You heard
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:52, archived)
# hey!
don't post my profile info on the board all willy nilly like!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:55, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:58, archived)
# *hand and pencil hover over paper*
should I?
shouldn't I?
should I?
shouldn't I?
should I?
shouldn't I?
should I?
shouldn't I?
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:59, archived)
# *encourages*
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:01, archived)
#
n't

Less ponder, more Squirrel on lady action
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:01, archived)
# But who needs drawings
when there exist in the world squirrel costumes, vodka and cameras?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:02, archived)
# And willing volenteers
*suits up*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:05, archived)
# *flips coin*
heads or tails?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Are we just debating positioning now?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:06, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:12, archived)
# DO IT!!!
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT !!!
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:14, archived)
# All of the above replies
^^^
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Why should you get all the fun?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I shotgunned first :P
and I'm not afraid of a little yiff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:58, archived)
# fair enough.
what if it's a really big yiff?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:59, archived)
# :D
*is a little furry in places*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Where?

Luton?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:16, archived)
# rodeo riding
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:49, archived)
# screw a corkscrew into Art's japseye then PULL IT OUT!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Anal!


Please. It's my last day at work, so please please please.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:49, archived)
# eat a jelly-filled baguette
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:49, archived)
# be anally penetrated
by an amourous walrus?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Mud Wrestling?
(please)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:49, archived)
# I think she should juggle startled looking bunny babies!
'ning to ya.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:49, archived)
# hang from a tree by her feet
and steal peoples hats as they walk by
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Kung-fu fighting
Blindfolded!
(duck Quack !, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:50, archived)
# have a special effect vest filled with squibs go off while she wearing it


or have a special effect fake spike sticking through her.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Dress up as Agnita from Abba
with Sue Barker/Chewbacca/Schumacher as the other one
and Jabba and Shabba as the two bearded blokes.

...in Addis Ababa
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:51, archived)
# ^ this should be done
or it should be a compo of some sorts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Have a conversation with....
Perkin Warbeck's Magic Newt!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:52, archived)
# probably something yiffy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Chase ickle Squirrels about the park.. and wonder why they won't play with her and run away instead...
(If I get this one I'm on a roll)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:54, archived)
# I was on a roll yesterday
I won:

1 iPod Nano
1 pair of Rocky boxing gloves
1 Rocky punch bag
1 Rocky tshirt
I then bought a scratchy and one 20 quid
(so I bought some lucky dip lottery ticket:P)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:57, archived)
# I told you
that you ought to upgrade your iPod nano to something worth keeping.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:58, archived)
# whats wrong with ipod nano
then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:00, archived)
# It's a joke.


That's what.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Oh ok.
I didn't detect that (As the joke wasn't for me) and actually thought there was something I was missing. Apo low gees...
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Hang on
I think I got that wrong....Darn.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)
# More inportantly
What is wrong with a free iPod nano!:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:03, archived)
# It's a free joke.


Actually, I just thought that you could have wrangled a fancier iPod. Maybe an iPod that has all the memories and can iron biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Are you trying to say that my biscuits are wrinkled?
That's fighting talk in these here panrts
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Your biscuits
are renowned for their flaps and folds. Biscuit ironing is the fashion down where I be. Smooth, flat biscuits make for happy sex lives.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Yes but where I come from
We revere the gentle bumps and contours of a nice Gary Baldie!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Congrats you lucky thing...
So you beat Zoo then?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Not yet
But I got an email saying that if I could prove it was mine then I would get it.

I have that and copies of the emails I sent them

So basically the email I got sent would count as a binding contract.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Win a space hopper race.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Get lost
in Silent Hill.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Heh.....
.....just finished watching the movie again.
SH2 is the scariest freaking game I've ever played.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:03, archived)
# i'm with you on that.
i remember playing it on my little dark room during those long, cold winternights. whilst everybody else was gone. I didn't sleep during those nights...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I've not seen the film.
But I got one of the 'bad' endings to the first SH game which is a bit of a misnomer because it was one of the finest endings I have EVER seen to a game.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:20, archived)
# the movie is, in my opinion, fantastic.
although the acting is a little terrible, and there is a silly subplot with sean bean (wich they included in the movie because the legal people said that there weren't any men in the movie) but at least do rent it. i also recommend playing SH2 before you see the film.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)
# I've played SH 2 and most of the way through SH3 and The Room.
I'll probly rent the film at some point unless I see it on sale for a fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)
# The room's not that good.....
....I got bored and never bothered finishing it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:30, archived)
# ^This
But it was only crowbarred into the SH series. It was originally going to be something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)
# really?!
i didn't know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:42, archived)
# go on a indiana-jones like adventure.
or dress up as The Man with no name.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:03, archived)
# As she's a scientist
Lets see her do some science related jiggery-pokery
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:04, archived)
# She should offer herself up as a human sacrifice to some ancient Mayan gods.
The form the sacrifice takes is quite interesting. Firstly, the village men gather to determine who has the fattest cock. Length is not important, this ceremony requires girth.

Scarlet is then tied legs akimbo to bamboo framework and hauled to the top of a pyramid. The villagers gather to watch the fat-cocked chap giving her a right good seeing to, stretching her as much as possible. He's not allowed to cum inside her so he quickly withdraws and sprays his torrent of seed over the watching masses.

The High Priest then steps in to perform the actual sacrifice by placing a putrescent pork chop into Scarlet's gaping vagina. The villagers stand and watch for several days as she slowly dies of septic shock.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:05, archived)
# I'll put that on the 'maybe' pile.......

.....which I will douse with lighter fluid and burn later.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:09, archived)
# well, that is the best of the Dog Fuckers franchise
/random autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Haha
"akimbo"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:10, archived)
# But yuck!
Think of the maggots.

This would have to be drawn as a series of frames. It's not JJ's style to do that. Perhaps he should concentrate on one particular scene that we can all agree is the most important.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Fair point
in that case I propose the point in the tale where the fat-cocked villager is spraying his filth into the happy up-turned faces of the people below.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:15, archived)