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# Ning.

What should I draw th'day?
(Yesterday's pic)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)
#
draw a fairy trapped in a jar
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# umh... he already did

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# The curtains
*making myself giggle since 1970*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# She's looking a bit manical there!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Ducks in socks
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# sucks in docks?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# 'ning Mr JJ.
Draw something that challenges the laws of physics as we currently understand them.

Failing that, Scarlet at a waterslide park please.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Scarlet at a waterslide park, challenging the laws of physics as we currently understand them
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)
# 'ning JJ
next page of nurse sally please!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# your own conclusions
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Bikinis in the streets!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Please draw a mouse, sobbing his heart out beside an empty rabbit warren
He has brought them a box of delicious homemade cookies, but the rabbits moved away and didn't tell him. The cookie box has been tied with a bright yellow ribbon which is all flat and soggy after the mouse's tears rained down on it.
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)
# My lady
drew a suggestion that you put forward a while back about a hedgehog who got thrown out of a party...
I'll get her to post it if you like :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# yeah
I'll just need to clean it up before I post it, so keep your eyes peeled this afternoon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)
# That would be super
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Magic Mallard


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# in socks
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
#
the mystical wizard of rhythm.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# kat in mad max.
or scarlet in grim fandango.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# something yiffy

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# how about
some sort of whacky cunt in a bowler hat being bludgeoned to death by a fat beagle?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)
# The hilarious consequences
of Cynthia Pain drawing Cliff Richard's keys out of the bowl at a suburban fuck party.

Una Stubbs seethes quietly in the background, whilst warming herself up with an unripe aubergine.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
# .
Cynthia Pain Lionel Blair
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Hmm
this has some fine elements and is well written, I'd vote for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# I like the sound of yours
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# I would like you to draw...
Leonard having trouble with a hammok.
Kat and 'someone special' (Art?) sitting under a tree watching the sun set.
(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Well now.
Washed-up "comedy" actor-type Robin Williams is scraping together precious pennies to fund his Maoam addiction by working part-time as a doctor. He paces back and forth before his first patient of the day - egotistical U2 frontman Bono - wringing his hands and cackling evilly to himself. Tightly strapped face-down onto the bed, Bono's whimpers of terror are muffled by the bloody pillows.
Williams consults his checklist. Scanning over the various items, his attention is caught by two words:
"Stool sample."
Literally leaping about with glee, the increasingly aroused Williams tears off his clothing and pounces onto the unsuspecting singer with the unmitigated ferocity of an ageing Russian colonel.
Panic ensues. Bono wails fruitlessly as the perverted comedian plunges his withered cob into his patient's puckered, bone-dry shitpipe. Rhythmically thrusting away like a traction engine, Williams froths at the mouth in a fit of ecstasy. The sandpaper-like interior of Bono's rear cock receptacle begins to shred the bulbous helmet of Williams' mighty manhood.
And suddenly, with the force of a high-pressure riot hose, Williams is blasted back against the far wall by a torrential fountain of bloody bum-chunks. His arousal achieves a crescendo, and he vomits powerfully into his gaping cockeye, basking in the shower of shit from Bono's sputtering anus.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# That's quite good
you've obviously been doing your homework
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Hurraj!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)
# roobarb
and custard, et al.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)