b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » If Ads Told The Truth » Message 7072165

[challenge entry] Not me of course, I lost my virginity when I was 12!
scoutmaster/vicar/teacher joke goes here


From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 454 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:41, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:41, archived)
# There's a battle going on under my monitor right now


I'm never getting laid again....
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:53, archived)
# I'll fuck you.







PSYCH!

He really should be taking more care of his cover.


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)
# They can't hit a barn door at ten paces


he's safe
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:03, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:23, archived)
# And worrying about that tiny AT-AT behind him.


(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:35, archived)
#
again
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
that's pretty bad ;D

that AT-AT is miles away!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:57, archived)
# I know... I know...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:00, archived)
# that
is the gayest chewbacca ever
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:01, archived)
# hahahah this ^
love his handbag!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:05, archived)
# hahaha
fuck all of you, I love it
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:07, archived)
# It was a mouthful of Hans spunk
that made him talk that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:08, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:07, archived)
# ^ that
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:05, archived)
# ^yes!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:11, archived)
# My original AT-AT and 12" Boba Fett (with the bag thing) are in the loft
but only while we try and sell the house, then they'll be back in my work room :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:02, archived)
# my boy now has my ATAT, he's pretty much thrashed it

remind me to belt him
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:08, archived)
# haha!
this is a star trekwars toy even i'd buy.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:21, archived)
# i'd give you head
but thats it
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:59, archived)
# head you say....
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Haha, how geeky?
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:01, archived)
# I'm so attracted to you right now
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:02, archived)
# hahaha I can keep shooting until the battery runs out
it's like a Hasbro workshop round here
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Dont ever grow up!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:07, archived)
# NEVAH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Lemme try and negotiate mortality with God....
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:16, archived)
# what about me!
ill put a chewy down my pants!
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Chicks dig comedy
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:09, archived)
# consider me laid







*patent pending
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:18, archived)
# he's vastly out numbered!
good thing those storm troopers can't shoot for shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:02, archived)
# That Stormtrooper bending down at the front is going "damn, shoelaces"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:03, archived)
# no, he's picking up my dignity

;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Looks more like a nectar card.
(Cakie So very tired..., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Thats awsome
My Hansolo is trying to shoot my r2-potato in the head, getting chased by a kubricks jawa
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Seriously
Jelouse of your desktop
(wants a stormtrooper lifesize cut out to guard her room)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:35, archived)
# one day... one day.......... I'm going to buy me a suit and join the Southern California Stormtrooper Garrison
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Viewsonic FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:29, archived)
# both of them are fantastic games
Perfect multiplayer fun for me and the missus.
We then go and fuck like bunnies.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Heheheheh.. This ^
Along with Pro Evolution soccer it's the only console game my missus will play :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:45, archived)
# ooo...I play Doom on multiplayer mode
with teh boyfriend

he likes to shoot me down at the first opportunity :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:52, archived)
# You therefore have a fine lady
I fucking love pro evo.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:03, archived)
# best i get
is the missus playing mario kart on an emulator with me.

well, technically it's teletubby kart but still
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:08, archived)
# that's a mental image i could have done without
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:52, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:54, archived)
# I dress up as Princess Leia
and she dresses up like Han Solo

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:54, archived)
# ok, it's getting better now


pic links?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)
# If you where from Hull
you'd have to add 'goat' to that list
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:44, archived)
# i keep my virginity in a jar
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Best put something in the jar to preserve it
Its beginning to smell a bit rank
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:49, archived)
# So no legover then?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:51, archived)
# shit
don't remind me!
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:58, archived)
# You have the best Board Sig I've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:01, archived)