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# Goatse should carry a warning not to try it at home...

last one that i promise
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha
christ!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)
# hahahah
god

these are great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)
# argh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)
# who is Goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Dennis Hopper
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)
# i dunno . . .
google him


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)
# This^
pffft!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)
# should I use the image search?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:49, archived)
# yes
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:49, archived)
# I think I found it
Some bloke with not much on and a large circle - is that right
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Yes
*might not be sound advices...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jeez
are you all trying to get the guy sacked?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)
# would that be such a bad thing?
+ i'm guessing he already knew about it and was just playing with us.
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:58, archived)
# don't be silly
he's well aware of what goatse really is . . .

He IS goatse!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:59, archived)
# *removes wedding ring*
YOU CAN'T PROVE NOTHIN HAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)
# You will all notice
how easily the well-lubed ring came off . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)
# errr - that's just butter
from my toast this morning - that's right, butter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)
# will the jury also note that Clown Pockets now come in
Medium, Large, XL and Griffin Saver.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# *notes*

*draws a gallows with GS in it*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Its a fair cop
I'll go quietly

*tucks head in bum*

ha harrr - fooled you - you'll never string me up - NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# bleeeeeeeeeee


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# i like to think that goatse is married to tubgirl
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# what a pair of arses!

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I think its quite a nice picture
b3ta.com/board/7124812
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)
# ...
here
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:49, archived)
# haha
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# ahhh - that's pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# oh dear god NNOOOOOO!!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Now THAT'S hummus! Right there!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)
# But really...who'd be tempted?! :s

Edit: How rude, Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)
# ummm...
*kicks feet nonchalantly*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)
# *trips over rug*

*falls headlong into Wildyles' gaping anus*

MMMMFFF!!

*waggles arms helplessly*

MFFGGGGFFFFHHHHH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# arrgh i've got a hat up my bum!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Zak McFlimby made the best goatse pic EVAR!
b3ta.com/board/2330924


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# wow!
back in the day!
and i recognise a few of those names!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:59, archived)
# *remembers when all this was furtive*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Definately not me. thats for sure.
Nope. no siree.
wouldn't dream of it.

again.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)
# hahah!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:49, archived)
# *releases cheeks*
uhh, yeah that's sick!

*washes hands*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Let that be a lesson to us all!
These are great - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)
# after 'ning
*sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# MORE sexings!!!
*sits down carefully*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# needs more
poo
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:49, archived)
# 'ning Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:49, archived)
# ning rob
hows you? what happeing friday night? fabric???
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I haven't been to Fabric for ages!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Dunno
I got a really lacklustre response so I figured I'd just go out for some beers or something

Not really fussed tbh, I hate birthdays and I'm buggered if I'm gonna run around organising something that people don't want to go to
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Lets go a club!!!!
And not the G.A.Y its pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha
hot pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)
# What about Koko or something?
I dunno, last thing I wanted to do for my birthday is try and organise people to do something - it's like trying to herd cats.

I think I'm just gonna get munted and see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:58, archived)
# how about we go for food again....
then get screwed!!

tapas? / sushi? / blah? / etc? / MC D's?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Yeah sounds fine
sushi is good
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# was that 'no' to hot pants then?
*re-enters closet*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Not necessarily
buy me a drink first :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# I would mate
but I'm going to a 'wedding' in Wales on Fri followed by
scattering my Dad's ashes on Mon. But it's not all fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Oh great, nice weekend
raise a glass for us then

see you when you get back
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:18, archived)
# i don't know any decent sushi joints,, you????
id prefer if it wasn't the little pots on the magical moving mat
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Last one?
You mad? Don't dare stop!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# i dont wanna milk it
and run out of ideas or make people bored of them. people should sugest new methods of death.
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Death by internal Sloth
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Death by insertion of Patrick Stewart
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:54, archived)
# I suggest sticking wit the meme theme
There are plenty out there - death by TEH FEAR or choking on Smuggy's croissant, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:54, archived)
# haha
i loved that reply....1min...
*searches for link*
Edit: this....
www.b3ta.com/board/7109752#post7115777
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:59, archived)
# I don't make pics either
and therefore try not to criticise peoples' work.
Unless they're a troll of course - or worse - just shit!
Heheh.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Death by angry carrot juice on a marmot
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Death by goatsie!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# hhahahahahahahahahahahah
that is fab

woo woo woo woo
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I think it's a warning in itself.


hahaha I'm so funny
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I guess he had to split
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)
# badum tssshhh!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)
# jesus
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)