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# Holy fuck!


(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Did you see what hit him?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:56, archived)
# A van
I can hear the ambulance now.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Did the van just fuck off?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:58, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Got knocked by a van
At least no one can see me taking pictures.

There's a whole load of peoplejust standing there with their phones!




(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:07, archived)
# QUICKLY STAND NEAR US WITH YOUR PHONES AND HE'LL MAKE A FULL RECOVERY WITHIN MINUTES!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Yeah well at least the guy in the green car
pulled up with out being asked to block the lane.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:11, archived)
# I'm putting money on all these 'accidents' being your doing...
we'll probably find out they're all EMAP employees on their way back home, and you're picking them off from your window with a rifle
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:10, archived)
# that made me do a lol
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:11, archived)
# shhh!
It's a well beaten path. YOu don't want them to find out!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:17, archived)
# you know, you may as well just put a live action webcam or something at your window
because it seems to be non stop action there :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:12, archived)
# or at least an RSS feed
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:17, archived)
# I don't think the idiot had a helmet on
And if my camera had a zoom then you'd see the massive head height fucking dent in the back of the van!
It's about 2 inches deep!

Last one.

By the white paper


Hed blud
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:21, archived)
# ouchy
that's going to sting
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:27, archived)
# that dudes nicking his bike
i love cycling but i hate cars
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:29, archived)
# The guy behind the middle policeman is the local doctor
He was there with in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Never a dull moment outside Ghosties office.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Awfully coincidental if you ask me....
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# are you thinking what I'm thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Same thing I do everyday Pinky
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Take over the world?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 16 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Where's teh Quo?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# bit slow
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# enjoying the fruits of their labour?


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:23, archived)
# tonight, we're going to take over the world!
They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The other's insane.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:05, archived)
#
duryea.org/pinky/pinky2.wav
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Roll around in a tub of fish bait and throw ourselves into a salmon farm?
You betcha!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# I was thinking that this chicken flavour packet soup isn't very good
but your thought seems much more entertaining :D

(actually this soup tastes like some kind of really bad stale frothy beer)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:04, archived)
# =/
packet soups never end well
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:07, archived)
# there is a great way to improve the experience tho
crisps!

take a random packet soup flavour, and a random crisp flavour

and keep trying a different pair each time, one day, you'll find "just" that combination of perfect salty-tastless-goodness that you'll keep coming back for time and time again!™
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Wait, you mean add the crisps to the soup?
You have issues...
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:16, archived)
# no!!!
that is crazy talk!!

where do you get your ideas from!

you use the soup as dip for the crisps!

try it, it's teh great!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:28, archived)
# but how are we going to fit giant Swiss lederhosen-clad dancing yodelers into a mini....narf!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:05, archived)
# that's easy!
inflate it up to it's maximum size

and then lightly grease the entrances

then also, we consider doing the same to the mini
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:06, archived)
# egads brain...zorf!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# yes
Brian Zorf, 1793-1856, inventor of the Pushable-Lubemat and the rotating punsy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Dude.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:56, archived)
# someone nicked the bike!
bastards
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 16 May 2007, 17:56, archived)
# I was thinking that...
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# *wees on your mind*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# o_O
what?
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Has he died?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Nope. but not in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Yeah
I suppose if he was OK he'd be off the tarmac :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# even if he seems ok
it's still probably not a good idea to just move someone that's been whacked by a van I would have thought unless it was some kind of crazy traffic situation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# like if the van was on fire
and was transporting rage infected kitties

who were on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:05, archived)
# and it was a really urgent
"12 HOURS GUARRANTEED DELIVERY" to a fire factory?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:07, archived)
# juggling chainsaws

BURNING chainsaws
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 16 May 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Now thats urgency!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:18, archived)
# whilst lightly pepperring the vacinity with anthrax
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# This pic looks like
his head's come off and the copper's holding it in his hands.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# ^this
unless a person's life is in immediate danger do not move them. especially if you know they've had an accident that could have caused a spinal injury/haven't seen what happened to them.

i work as a lifeguard, and whilst at another pool got chatting to one of their supervisors about spinal techniques, the golden rule is keep their neck still in order to prevent paralysis, but if that's not possible preserving life is the most important thing
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Do you slow down for accidents on the other side of the road too?
I'm sure I've been in many cars behind you.
(spankybumchunks, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Bastards rinsed his bike!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# someone nicked his bike...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# damn hit-and-run bikes!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 16 May 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Are they helping him or pilfering his pockets?
anyway nighty night
(I helped save b3ta! Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:58, archived)
# they could be sexing him!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# They're finishing the job.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# a geezer just got
mugged and someone nicked his bike!

he was just street napping!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 16 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Extreme sleeping.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# hahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 16 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# I am never moving to Earls Court!
Night all x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Night Cap'n
*smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# He was probably dazzled by your camera flash.
I hope you're happy.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Dear Mr Riverghost-Isketch-anyone
I have come to the conclusion that you are either:
1. Rick Parfitt or
2. Francis Rossi

You stand at your window when you are bored and make these things happen!
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:09, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:18, archived)
# more in the daily adventures of riverghost
hope he's ok though
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Fuck.
I hope thats not my cousin.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:20, archived)
# well dont phone him now
cos he may be cycling home
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:32, archived)
# ah don't worry
tis not illegal to ride and ring
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:42, archived)
#
This is real Puma!
(UTB, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:53, archived)