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Until you get to a sharp bend...
Did you ever remember what you wanted to ask me by the way?
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:09,
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Did you ever remember what you wanted to ask me by the way?
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Or should I look elsewhere?
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:14,
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And it is unethical to keep a kitty in said flat?
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but a lot of cats like it indoors and never notice the difference.
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Agoraphobic cats are available from your nearest cat rescue centre.
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or get a kitty that refuses to go outside
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:24,
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It'll get used to it.
Agoraphobic ones will just hide the whole time.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:33,
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Agoraphobic ones will just hide the whole time.
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And walks would be tricky
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:35,
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walking a cat isn't good for you or the cat.
And is no use as a pulling aid. :(
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:34,
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And is no use as a pulling aid. :(
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*knocks spinster fairies out of ear*
ne'ermind...
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:36,
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ne'ermind...
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if you get a kitten and train it from a young age they'll follow you about.
my mums neighbour always walks his cats leadless, very funny to see.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:37,
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my mums neighbour always walks his cats leadless, very funny to see.
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As stupid as it sounds, you can buy leads/halters for them.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:23,
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but then had to be carried home
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:26,
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unless they've previously been used to going outside.
Our cats are indoor cats (until we can afford a flat with a garden, at least) and they're fine. It might be a good idea to get two so they keep each other company.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:30,
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Our cats are indoor cats (until we can afford a flat with a garden, at least) and they're fine. It might be a good idea to get two so they keep each other company.
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so hopefully it can get used to being indoors.
As long as keeping a kitty in the flat doesn't make me some kind of kitty hitler
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:32,
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As long as keeping a kitty in the flat doesn't make me some kind of kitty hitler
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I just don't want to ask and then get chased out of the building my animal rights activists
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I'd say it's a tad over the odds, but the sea-view is great - go for it.
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and parking is reasonable.
Currently it resides on if I can keep a kitty in there
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:22,
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Currently it resides on if I can keep a kitty in there
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it's a basement flat
60 miles from the sea
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:18,
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60 miles from the sea
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when I lived in London, the people in the house across the road used to look through my window with a telescope
so I drew a giant moon and stuck it in my window
the nosy bastards
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:20,
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so I drew a giant moon and stuck it in my window
the nosy bastards
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i'd have put up a 'fuck off you nosey cunts' sign
or a print out of tubgirl
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:23,
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or a print out of tubgirl
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going halves with the missus?
Don't bother, more to sunny southampton, we're less likely to stab you for looking at us funny like
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:45,
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Don't bother, more to sunny southampton, we're less likely to stab you for looking at us funny like
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I'd sooner live in Middlesborough.
Nothing personal, just that old habits die hard.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:46,
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Nothing personal, just that old habits die hard.
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I was probably gonna ask you to do one of your gig reviews on me, but since you don't know me it would have been a pointless attention seeking task.
Much like this post
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:15,
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Much like this post
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That'll be £3 and its due back on friday evening
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:16,
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Eh? Eh?
You'll get it back when I'm good and ready.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:29,
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You'll get it back when I'm good and ready.
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Heavy!
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:31,
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Joe Scaramanga - O2 Wireless Festival - 16/06/07
Scaramanga the man or Scaramanga the legend? That's the question on everyone's lips as the festival draws to a close. You could cut the atmosphere with a knife in Hyde Park, and after daft Punk have done their silly robot thing, on comes Scaramanga.
The light show kicks off, nearly blinding the audience and causing Prodigy 69 to complain bitterly - but for those who still have retinas remaining, the shap of a lone JS taking the stage cause a frenzy of excitement.
Opening with "You'll Never Need A Merkin If You Don't Shave First" the overdriven ukelele of Scaramanga lifts the clouds from the skies and lets the moon beam down on his congregation. As one hit begets another, it's not long before the entire crowd is singing along, lighters in the air.
An ill-judged comment about Hitler aside, this is a spectacular night that will live long in the memory, and closer "Shmerg Shmerg Shmerg Song" leaves the crowd eager for more. Top Drawer work.
4.5/5
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I'm saving them all for my portfolio...
One day I'll write for Melody Maker.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:37,
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One day I'll write for Melody Maker.
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ace
*illegally downloads the 'shmerg shmerg shmerg song'*
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:32,
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*illegally downloads the 'shmerg shmerg shmerg song'*
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It's awesome.
the bit where the train blossoms into an Intercity 125 gets me every time.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:38,
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the bit where the train blossoms into an Intercity 125 gets me every time.
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Melody Maker-style dry irony that's terribly witty, utterly cynical, and completely egotistical.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:38,
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He was always the best bit.
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I've been developing a new guitar. Pick it up...
*guitar fires missile into NME offices*
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:48,
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*guitar fires missile into NME offices*
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therefore, yes - even walk in ovens and cold rooms are room temperature.
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one is travelling at 60mph and the other is travelling at 50mph... which one is carrying Jam!?
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The jam is a derivative of lead soup, and thus the extra weight slows down the train containing it.
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Things can be more distinct items
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:20,
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Stuff has a collective connection
Maybe? I don't know.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:20,
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Maybe? I don't know.
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so wood is stuff, as is water.
bric-a-brac is things.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:22,
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bric-a-brac is things.
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Water can't be stuff surely, Water is made up of stuff.
Can you even get collective water. Waters? Hmmm
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Can you even get collective water. Waters? Hmmm
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non of my stuff fits
is clothing things and stuff?
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:29,
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is clothing things and stuff?
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It is both implied collective, and also individual items - for example you can put different items of clothes together.
All your clothes are 'stuff'
a selection of clothers to wear would be your 'things'
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:35,
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All your clothes are 'stuff'
a selection of clothers to wear would be your 'things'
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water is made of water. it's a recursive definition.
things are made of stuff. stuff is made of stuff.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:32,
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things are made of stuff. stuff is made of stuff.
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or was it never even in my basket?
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