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My attempt at Milton

as proposed by Captain Wow

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)

milton?

Bleach?

that's good

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

fluid

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

...

I... I'll.... I'll take my travellers cheques somewhere else...

(likeajackhammer, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)

YES!

Lovely.

So lovely.

*loves Milton*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

\o/

I love that film : )

woo to the pic too!

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

I know just where to start the fire.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)

YES!

_{_{_{_{they took my stapler}}}}

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)

Milton my arse!

/thinks it looks a bit like Jim Royal Blog

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)

that's what i thought at first

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)

^this.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

i'm going to go ahead and ask you to move your

desk into the basement.

that is woo

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)

If I get into management

That's the only training I've had.

Fear me, for I am Captain. I'm going to have to ask you to worship me, ok?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)

Everyone worships you anyway.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)

d'oh

ther i was thinking she was a warship

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)

Hahaha

Careful what you say....

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)

oooh

is your face red? heh heh heh...

wait a sec...

MICTO-boy?

I always thought you were microboy.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)

he is

his name's not though

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)

I was hoping for a

pretending-to-have-mistaken-someone's-name-for-ages minibandwagon there.

damn you.

edit: wait a sec! I just realised you're NOT related to the bad guy from Flash Gordon.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)

hahaha

for the longest time i read your name as
"muckingaboutwithsomebird"

what a muppet I feel!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)

I did for ages too

boy did I feel silly

I always read Debbilgrrrrl as DebbieGirl too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)

woah!

I always misread your name as Griffin Saver...

yes, I know

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)

get with the times 'bird

you gotta stay sharp in this crazy world

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)

*sharpens*

*brings tendons and muscles to a state of semi-relaxed readiness*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)

yes yes yes

I know!

:D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)

it took me ages to work out Pasanonic's name

that's brand recognition for you!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)

well i never

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)

me too

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)

Everyone seems to think I am called Debbie

when in reality I just thought DevilGirl sounded a bit too goth

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)

holy shitting fuck

that's an 'l'...

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)

there is a microboy

but his posts are too small to see

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)

he's got a huge cock though

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)

This is the age of the microman

he knows the details but never the plan

(or something)

*space-rawks*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7315697

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

Beautiful and deadly?

That's about right.

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)

and a fantastic set of cannons

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)

And I am covered in seamen most of the time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)

hmm premature disembarkcation

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)

working from home lol!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)

It was far too obvious for me not to...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)

In my head

I pronounced it as semen...

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)

That's the joke.

So well done there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)

pfft

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)

argh

*spangs*

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)

Heehee!

Damn straight...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)

do you have the minium 16 pieces of flair?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)

if you want me to wear 30 then make the minimum 30.

saw it for the first ever time the other day.

Before that I had randomly seen the 'damn it feels good to be a gangster' fax machine scene about 20 times in late night channel surfing ways.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)

is that true?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)

yes, dull but true

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)

I have only four.

*is sacked*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)

*borrows sack*

*fills with potatoes*
*heads for Ireland circa 1845-1849*
*...*
*profits*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)

Begorrah, tis one o dem future sorta men.

Look, Padraig.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)

This is rather good :)

have a woofed kipper

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)

yayayayaayayy

s'cuse me, s'cuse me. i b'leve you have my stapler

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)

yay

I love that fillum :D

how's you lovely folks on this sunny day of sunshine and heaty heatness?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)

ning mr meats

it's a bit damp here

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)

*offers paper towel*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)

not in glasgow, pal

rainy day of dreich dampness!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)

oh no :(

it's been somewhat biblically pissing down here for about a week

I'd forgotten there was a big blue thing above me

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)

It's been sunny as hell all week and too shitting warm.

But the rain started last night and we've had a few torrents on the fields. However we never got a good thunderstorm to clear the air and once again it's too shitting warm

/can't sleep in the heat blog.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)

I just keep myself acclimatised to whatver the weather is

heating just for hotwater and leave all the windows open

no doubt I'll end up getting pnuemonia of course, but I really can't stand being too hot, makes me feel like shit

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)

I've had all the windows open and

been invaded by moths. I'm a Scandanavianer, It was too hot in January. It's unbearable now.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)

actually that's a point

I was expecting the mothra's to be banging the hell out of the light bulbs

haven't seen any yet this year

just the little baby ones that don't go *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)

this huge bastard

was trying to eat my brains or surprise sex me the other night/morning. It was fearsome. Turns out it's a poplar hawk moth. Big as yer hand mate, with fangs, and lasers.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)

australian moths are pretty big as well apparently.

(so are it's spiders, unfortunatly...)

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)

so pretty!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)

it's a shit picture cos

I was tremblin'

I have an irrational fear of moths. Not the moths themselves, just letting them touch me. It's a girly embarrassment.

they look like this in the light.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)

Awwww!

I love moths.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

yes it is

shitty and wet and minging.

i'm near Canniesburn, where are you?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)

boyd orr building. :)

glasgow's fashionable west end.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)

the thermometer in my garden is reading 27 degrees already!

joy!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)

blimey

where are you to get such heatage?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)

lovely, sunny, toasty Kent

you?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)

crappy soggy countydurham

of course, I'll be complaining about the heat in a weeks time no doubt :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)

oh no!

doesn't bode well for the cricket
hope you get some sunbeams soon :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)

they'll just have hold brollies

while they play

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)

nice one

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)

is this from office space?

if so woo yay
if not just a woo

Edit i should have read some replies. this is blatently office space.
you win a woo yay and a click

(jonjonjon, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)