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# Oh the puerility!

I edited the tits, but left the cocks. Strange how the world works.
Clank for big uncensored wizards!
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# *giggle*
you're a loon
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Arise Sir Hatstand
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# eh?
Y'what?

(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# HOLY CRAP
That is SHITE
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# SHHH!
edit to say it's crap . . . Irongirl made it . . . C];0)

yes, it is

(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# top millinist
and number one AMcD fan
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# LA LA LA LAAAA
not listening . . .

(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# hahahah
I read it as "winnet biscuits"!!
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# nice one
reminds me of my incurable deep psychological torment...
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# sit down and tell me all about it
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Egg yolks in the eyes is how I'm doin em
MCs smoke crack, I smoke aluminum!
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# *leaves notepad on chair arm and wanders off to make a cup of lithium*
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
#
Drunk as hell but no throwing up
Half way home and my pager's still blowing up
Today I didnt even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day.
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# *resumes not listening*
hmm?

and tell me about your cat
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# its breath smells like cat food
and I fancy it
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Cor!
2 sugars please!
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# is being a clinical psychologist / psychotherapist well paid?
I've always fancied it as a line of work
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha
*adores*
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
#
*sulks*
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# oooh sulking
sulking as though from incurable deep psychological torment?
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# yes!
exactly that!

i have paranoid delusions and abandonment issues
does that work?
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# *tears off clothes*
me too! I'm damaged too! Let's rut like stoats!
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# stoats?
stoats!
how dare you!

oh dear, we appear to be naked and rutting anyway
ah well
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# *sets up camera and recording equipment*
Ok....and action
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# TOATS!
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# haha
I love stoats that gloat about their toats!
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# you might want to try
nonopergonophobia: fear of losing your fantistically impressive beard... although why I'm helping you I'm not sure
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
#
loosing

i do have paruresis though if that's any good
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Oh. My. GHOD!!!!!!
How much do I want to meet a bloke with that?!
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# a wee tiny bit?
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# that's not wee
and it's not just a bit either!

;)

*goes to google local nonopergonophobia support groups*
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Fucking hell I have that!
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# that is exceedingly impressive
and I think you may have found the perfect website for a certain twisted strumpet wot resides around here... she'll not be speaking to anyone for ages now
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# basically this^
later y'all!
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# haha
just the words were enough to make me laugh!
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Thank ye.
It's a phrase I popped out with during an INTENSE iSketch outing.
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# well it certainly
won't get nicked by Nuts then.
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# I've sent it to the Catholic Herald
tagged as Pope John XI
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# i wonder why the pope likes cats so much
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# You are peculiar
I like that!
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Well, if they were Catholic Cocks,
They wouldn't (necessarily) have been circumcised.

fact.
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Unless there was a medical reason
They may all have suffered from phimosis
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Will that require sound?
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I shall check it out when I get home then
As I have none here
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# What is your job?
I know it's medical.
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Not medical at all these days
I just absorb medical terminology like a sponge
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# that's your job?
interesting
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Yes, I am a Terminology Sponge
It pays well
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# do you wear square pants?
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# And live in a pineapple under the sea
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Say hi to Gary for me!
* meow *
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Yes, if one had Psimosis...
one would definitely be suffering.

But it's nothing a little stretching from repeated usage wouldn't take care of. Any former boy virgin would tell you that.
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# hahaha
That goes in the special drawer!

*pushes stack of JJ porn out of the way*
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# *intercepts*
Hello, The Neville

Did you see this nonsense yesterday?


(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Hurrah!
Make more sense, little train!

I like that! I want a crossing! Want!
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Then I shall start a campaign!
Oi! you lot! Give The Neville a crossing!

(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# *digs out Big Country's debut album*
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# gah
I thought I'd buried every last one of them
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# There is a "Neville's Cross"
already

some mens chopped each other up on some historical occasion hundreds of years ago

what naughty mens :D
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# shouldn't there be some kind of cloud around those cocks?
:D
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Hhmm. Good point.
Maybe a light mist.
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# every
sperm is sacred, but the wizard isn't
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# ACE!
state of that cock under the wine and biscuits one!

o_O
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# It's an attempt
at a catholic fish sign symbol thing. But like all fish, it's hard to get the balls in.
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Clever. I thought it was just an impossibly kinky cock with rather shrivelled nads.
I'm sure I've said that before sometime .....
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# he is my new favourite wizard
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)