b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 7390323 (Thread)

#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Because they make for 'light' reading....
/gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# '_'


editry: why were you stepped?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Psst
You like marmite with cheese too?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Mmmmmm
best of all the toasted sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# humna.
pleasethankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# oh yes. Who doesn't.
marmite and cheese on toast or crumpets every time
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# *divorces*
*runs away with TGA*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# hahahaha, *elopes with Mrs. T*
/asks for mature cheddar cheese and marmite as wedding gifts


/loves m'cheddar
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Seriously Strong Cheddar?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# mature as you like
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# *huggles*
*gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# *proposes*
/instead of wedding cake, lets just have huge blocks of cheese on tiers
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# I've seen that done!
Our caterers really wanted to do that for us...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# hahahaha, great!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# I personally don't like that stuff
because I once got some that tasted of eggs.

Mature Davidstow ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Best cheese I ever had
Was a Norfolk unpasteurised. Bloody gorgeous.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# My favourite cheese always has been
and always will be Roquefort.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Norfolk Unpasteurised........ sounds like a description of me
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# best ever?
Stinking Bishop. Not just because of the name.

And Cornish Yarg...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Yarg is great
purely because it's wrapped in nettles.

/knows too much about cheese
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Yarg trivia
It's called that because the family who make it have the surname "Gray".


Gray = yarG
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# *checks the wedding list on lidl.co.uk*
*orders 16Kg block of German cheddar*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Oi oi
what happened with the Sun?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# nothing yet, still awaiting a reply from them, stern email sent yesterday
will let you know as soon as I know. more things afoot with emap/zoo this morning as well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Oh aye?
Go get em!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# why were you nawty stepped?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# hehe, it was a 10-second 'I asked for it' moment, from this...
www.b3ta.com/board/7258739
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# How many times have you been asked that now?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# that's around the 6th time :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# *gazzes everybody to get them to ask TGA*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# hehe
is true you have to do 'tasks' for Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
apparently,one day, he'll let me out of this shed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Crumpets
must only be eaten with honey!
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Butter and nothing but FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# blasphemer!
burn the heretic, and toast the crumpets!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Well
So long as you don't burn the crumpets...
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# heaven forbid!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# *dons sunglasses*
Post these quicker, you crazy genius you!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# ^ this
again
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Has your mouth recovered yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# O_O
are the symptoms lock jaw and a glazed chin?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Pffft.
Are you being rude? Coz if not, I'll be feeling a bit silly about laughing...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Yes indeed!
That's ace mustard and no mistake! What are we going to do when it's all gone?

*sets up mustard-cloning bench in laboratory*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# *loses connection*
*pulls shoelace out of socket*
*investigates*
*licks*
*puts back*

OWW

Maybe we could just not put so much on sammichs?
And eventually, face the mourning
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# *faces*
O_o

That's a sad thought.

Maybe we could have loads on sammichs but have tiny ones?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Do I WANT to know?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I've seen this joke before, somewhere.
(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# persicute! Kill the Heritic!
Forgive him, he's new here, he knows not what he says!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# But... I have!
I can't remember where though.

Sorry if this was out of order to point out.
(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# It'll be Victoria Wood As Seen On TV or perhaps Buffy.
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# It wasn't
they're just being silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# damn.
where?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# I really can't remember.
Sorry fella.
(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# it was obviously memorable.
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# It happens.
Apparently someone has seen a tv show that did the exact same thing as my unlucky hitler strip. Even though the original idea was from a conversation I had with am ate about 15 years ago.

Just goes to show, there really are no original ideas left.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# All he needs to do
is move the Weetabix down!
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# easy
wood from chernobyl is cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# made of tinfoil?
or lovely gold leaf...

woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# OOOOOooooo-eeeEEEEEEeee-oooooOOOOOOOOO!!!!*
*mysterious book music

I love you, JJ.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Dodododododododododododo*
*Twilight zone theme tune
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# *giggles immaturely*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# *smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Speaking of huge books, I found this lurking in our basement:


Check who wrote it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Bullwinkle?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Flog it
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Did you know that the factory gazelle is an endangered species
and hunting it may cause loss or death of handbag crab.
(I helped save b3ta! CPhoenix, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# so stop it!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# ill buy that for a dollor
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# he needs to move his sunglasses down over his eyes maybe
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# onimous
ominous ominous onimous ominus ponimous
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)