b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Scissors and Glue » Message 7391485 (Thread)

[challenge entry] Well hello there.

more

From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 243 entries (closed)

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# This is superb.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# ooh
I loikes that, does I
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# phwoar
reminds me of the 60's for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# 69 in particular?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Don't mind if I do thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# *films*
etc
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Make sure you get my good side
Just kidding
all my sides are good
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)
# *captures backside*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)
# *Sends random note*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# corr! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# This is art.
(nice shoes too)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# box glory hole time

nicely done.

how much?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
#
old.wheresthebeef.co.uk/rofl/Bag%20Head%20Fire.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)
# kinky

is that extra?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)
# "Lovely stuff" - Shakin' Stevens
(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# That looks like all kinds of fun!
I really love this outfit too.

www.flickr.com/photos/causticarmadillo/481352252/in/set-72157600009976700/

tres sexy!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Nice!
and the photo's all right etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# your shoes are the stuff of dreams.
They're so beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# After Working in a womens clothes shop for a while
and dealing with shoes a lot, I find myself going, "they are pretty" or "Phwoar sexy shoes"
I fear I am going fruity.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Nah, just ultrasexy.
Men that can appreciate shoes are few and far between. Manwife's getting the hang of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
# One of my bosses asked me what a certain pair of steletoes said to me
Back PVC with a steel heal, I said to me they say
"Dave I don't want your children just yet, but I sure as hell want to practice making them lots"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Fuck yes.
what do these say? They're red, by the way.

www.flickr.com/photos/captwow/553595300/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)
# "ow my skin is falling off due to all the glitter rubbing against it"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Nah, they're soft inside. Well, smooth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Nice
Quite lovely Captain. I've a pair just like them only they aren't red, or glittery, or platforms. Guess they really aren't just like them...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Hmmm.
"he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot)."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)
# what the hell does that say?
did you copy and paste it from myspace?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Well...
'“R u gonna cum rape me or what.” I yelled. I was allowed to say dat...since he was a pedo.

'“No, actshelly kan I plz burrow sum condemns.” he growld angrily.'
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)
# oh its that bloody website again
www.amaturewritersthatcan'twriteforshit.com
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)
# have you tied sex with a man?

how do you know you don't like it?

i'm sure there is a friend who will be willing to help you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:21, archived)
# said he, lathering his testicles with squirty cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)
# not me
i'm a ladies man.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Men dressed as ladies?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)
# No
and my answer to the "how do you know you don't like it if you havent tried it?" Question that my gay friends do ask is as follows:
I've never tried pulling my eyeballs out using a red hot poker while slowly sliding down a spike that has been inserted into my ass and is working its way through my internal organs towards my brain. But I have this strange feeling that I won't like.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# I'll pass on all the compliments to my models, folks :)
(am not a lady, nor do I appear anywhere but behind the camera)
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Really pretty dress
Nice shoes, too.

I might've missed the point.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# mmmmm
Lovely shoes! Nice dress too. A bit longer dress and I'd wear it.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Isis is a kick ass name for a cat
:)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Thanks!
She thinks so too :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)
# [Yes!...
...Good Series Too :?)]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)
# ahaha
i do like these
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# How very "Grim Fandango"
me likey
(nevermindtbc, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)