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# So last night Emma comes over, right?


We do all the usual stuff. Talk about boys, dye our hair, have a pillow fight.
Then she says 'watch this!' and yanks her knickers down to her ankles..
Well, I can tell you. I was more than just a little surprised. So what's a boy to do?

I took a photo of course.

Tonight Daniel's coming over and we're playing tiddlywinks and ordering Pizza. Should be fun...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# ^ this, hard
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# that's so wrong :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# It was obviously a very sunny night.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# good spot!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Iceland, innit...*

* may be lies
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Ah
I'll be back later. I'm just WIPING MY HARD DRIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Does this qualify as "making illegal images"
I do wonder about that term in relation to recent court cases, is it Photomanipulation, or actually taking illegal photos?

If its the first one, I think a large chunk of Beta users have probably "done a Langham"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha
'done a langham'

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# ^
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# they can only sue you for what you've earnt from it though, right??
i dunno
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# no I mean in kiddy fiddler cases
they use the phrase "making illegal images"

Is that photoshopping or making images by abusing people and taking photos?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# ahhhh
sorry, i see what you mean now
at first i didn't get the Langham reference


(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# I pondered that too a while back
do all the other kiddy fiddlers say...

WOO!

TOP SHOP!

READ THE FUCKING FAQ NOOB!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# hahahahahah
conclusive proof your honour!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# you could always try the
"I was just doing research for an episode of Happy Toast your honour."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# it reminds me of the brass eye episode witht he bit about indecent images in
*searches youtube*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# I think it covers
just having them on your hard drive.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# I've thought about this too.
If nothing else, some of the early things I shopped were scary babies and stuff like that. It's all fun and games, as they say, until someone looks at them in another context.
"Here we see 10 images of babies with snake's eyes and lizard tongues created by the defendant..."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# it's scary innit
You are innocent until someone decides otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# THERE'S NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE!!!!!!!
Have you ever been to a nightclub?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# is it illegal to actually draw pictures of kiddies being fiddled with?
if of course you can prove you didn't use a life model??

considers new hobby....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# I thought you said Kitties then, and pictured JJ being hauled away
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# quick!!
to the secret file cabinet!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Yes
kiddie fiddling is thought-crime and you should be strung up even if you've never touched or even looked at a kid.

I know this because I read it on Have Your Say.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# exactly
All Manga artists are suddenly arrested in one well coordinated attack.

JJ also shits himself and starts burning pictures
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# you sick fucker!
*reports to teh authorities*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# so that's
why 4dam disappeared...
(prostheses, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# don't need a new thread for this now



(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# hahahahaha funnier than shit
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# pfffff...
...ffffffffffff...
...ffft.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# what bloke's face have you shopped onto that girl?
i don't recognise him
*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# s'Legolas innit?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# *Library Lollage*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Emma Watson
now get to the fucking post office.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# still hasn't arrived :(
has it been despatched?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# is it your copy of 'Anal Virgins 4: GAPEMANIA'?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# underage ocelots vol. 4
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# better than vol. 3 i hear
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)
# I feel the series lost its way after
Anal Virgins 2: Shattered Sphincters
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# I'll check right now
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# She does look a bit Manly.
I don't see what all the fuss is about, she's a hairy child with a huge chin.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# classy bird.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Is that the other one off Ant n' Dec?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# she doesn't look right as a blonde
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# cLICK fOR bIG!!!
here
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# that's incredibly well done
but very scandalous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# haha *pants begone*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# dry cleaning eh?
it's a fucking chore I tell you
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# We here at ZOO have seen your work emma_small.jpg
and think it is just the sort of thing our readers would want to drool vacantly over...
(also, your story)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# hhahahaha
GIVE ME THE FUCKING FIVE POUNDS OR YE CAN GET T'FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# NSFW!!!1
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha, there you are.. always lurking.. ready to pounce...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# oh thats me
I'm always lurking ready for a good TJ or NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# that's very nicely shopped sir, if a little wrong
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# yesterday on here I saw a missing child giving head to two men in a taxi

I'm pretty sure I'm on the safe side of wrong

and thanks for the nicely. :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)
# indeed you are sir, in that case I take it back with an obligatory *Phwoar*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# what odd socks are made for.
(I helped save b3ta! gstq having issues with my password, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# hmmm
at 17 you would wouldn't you ?????????
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)