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[challenge entry] no one looking? right!

thanks/apologies to JJ for the use of one of his pics ;)

From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 354 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:08, archived)
# To be fair, squirrels should fancy squirrels.
It's only humans that shouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# To be fair,
he draws them with tits
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# That argument won't stand up in court
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)
# It will if a select few b3tans are on the jury.
...I just got images of b3tans on the jury for Harold Shipman, and letting him go because 'he was a right laugh'
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)
# So as long as the 12 year old has buds growing . . . ?
They are fucking animals - he's a pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)
# I take it
you don't like furries, then?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Ah, come on
He's a decent guy and can draw better than most of us. It's not like he's forcing you to wank off to furry stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:13, archived)
# No, I ignore him so I don't see it.
Wanting to copulate with animals and (by definition) minors (few squirrels live beyond 3 years old ffs) makes him a pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:16, archived)
# By our standard, that's minors,
but squirrels reach adulthood faster ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Yes,
I just don't like the idea of looking at squirrels with tits any more than looking at, say, 4 year old girls with tits drawn on them.

Fucking an 8 year old is wrong - imagining them with tits as sexual objects is wrong
Fucking a squirrel is wrong - imagining them with tits is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:19, archived)
# would squirrels with the shits be more to you liking.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Yeah, but that's like, a million in squirrel years
So it's more like wanting to do an pensioner, which is not disgusting at all...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:18, archived)
# I remember a few weeks ago when we were talking about religion here
you said you think everyone should believe in what he wants, as long as they don't break the law or constrain others with it (or something along those lines).
and now you say someone's a pervert because he is (supposedly!) turned on by things you aren't?
sounds a bit like double standards to me, where do you draw the line? are gay people perverts too?

I can understand that you ingnore him because you don't want to see his pics, but please stop posting "PERVERT!" everytime his name comes up
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:22, archived)
# That's fair. I did start with a reasonable post, but got sucked in.
I just think that a desire to look at animals sexually and, in particular, producing images portraying it, is likely to lead to animals being abused to produce more obscene images.

Much as cartoons of child abuse would upset me because they will likely bring people in to the idea of child porn and result in a child getting hurt to make that porn.

I think that blatently promoting sexual thoughts towards animals is tantamount to inciting animal cruelty.

My words were likely to have been 'as long as they don't interfere with anyone else' - the law is unlikely to come into it. I think that animals being interfered with is a reason not to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:29, archived)
# fair enough
you should blame Disney, Warner and others too then, they introduced anthropomorphic animals (with partly very clear female proportions) to millions of kids ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:37, archived)
# I don;t think Disney and co are to blame
anthropomorphasising (sp?!) goes back at the very least to Egyptian Gods, but most ancient folk tales have manly beasts and feminine serpents and such
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Manley beasts?
Zeus used to be into bestiality in a big way.

I often ask myself 'what would Zeus do?'

It's almost always 'turn into a swan and rape a teenager'.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:00, archived)
# or even into a shower of gold O_o

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:09, archived)
# yes
but the "Disney is evil" theory is far more exciting

and it's "anthropomorphising" I think :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Haha
are you disgusted by girls in playboy bunny outfits
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:26, archived)
# They are humans wearring animal costumes - furries don't appal me.
JJ's stuff is animals with tits - I was beginning to feel prudish but I have had a few emails and a gaz which say that lots of people agree with me, I am just more vocal than most, so I'm going to keep saying it - the man has talent, but he posts porn and bestiality porn at that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:32, archived)
# But the figure and anatomy is wholy human
just with animal ears, tail and the slight suggestion of fur. Bunny girls are the same (minus the fur).

A cartoon of a bunny girl would look almost identical to Kat and the like.

It's not like they have six nipples or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)
# this
and the "soul" is human too
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:15, archived)
# A playbunny outfit is an outfit
A rabbit human hybrid is not something (most) people would find sexually appealing.

I agree wholeheartedly that JJ is talented but does *every* pic have to be some cute fluffy animal with humongous boobs?

I don't know JJ at all so I'm not going to say he does x or y or z, I just wish he'd use his talent in other ways from time to time.
(Northern Lovely, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:37, archived)
# but that perv is wanking over squirrels that look like fucking HUMANS! blegh!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)
# You are right.
I cannot believe I missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)
# deja vu!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# hahahahahaha
you non stop talented bastard!

that's all I can say

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# hahahaha great!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Oooh that's a bit good, that is
I like the pixellated look a lot.
EDIT: what software are you using for your animation?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# the pixellation is the result of having to optimize it down so far
I'm using 3DS MAX, Paint Shop Pro and Animation Shop
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Hahaha
I think we're the fools seldom differ:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)
# that is fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)
# GTFO
You're far too talented to be allowed in here.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Aceness!
as per.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
I knew that was yours before I scrolled down to the username.

Ace work as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Great as usual!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] You are so 1995 Toasty
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind if I slip this pea in here?

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:13, archived)
# This, Sir, is simply fabulous
please tell me he freaks out in a sec on account of all that Redbull, when Counterstrike won't load
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)
# First thing I see when I cross over.
It made me smile.


Have a purple heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)
# haha xD
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Stop it!
Give us untalented gits a chance! :)

*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Jesus Mr. Toast
You're fucking brilliant.

*clicks*
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:13, archived)
# hehehe!
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Stop being so good. I insist*
*Not really - keep up the good work, young man.

:)

Have a click-eroo
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:17, archived)
# REAL LIFE LOL
I know JJ has his fans but this just made me do a beer spurt. BIG CLICKS and deserves many more
(I helped save b3ta! pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Nice ...
page flutter
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 22:22, archived)
# I don't think
this can be topped.

W/Y/H/P
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