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# what happened to shaving?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)
# The grow back period is awful.
And you can't shave for the first few days, as you literally rip yourself to pieces.

Lady parts do NOT like to be shaved.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)
# depends on how hairy you are i guess...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Pfft
I'm hardly a bloody gorilla. I'm possibly not doing it right. You'd think, with all the videos I've watched that I would be though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)
# my missus uses a man razor for as far as i know, never had any problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I just have problems with razors there in general.
This is a....strange conversation to be having with a random Belgian off the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I know how you feel
These Internet Belgians are giving me the creeps

;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# i may not be a lady...
but i'm all woman...

i had conversations about women with women, so i know some factual data.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# PIE CHART IT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# needs more venn diagram.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Don't look at me, I'm lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Will any pie chart do?
It's Accurate!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I was perplexed as hell how some people can manage this
and not look like they are highly allergic, have oddly placed acne or are self-harmers

...then a few months back I figured it.
You either need to be naturally fairly sparse, or have a DAMN good razor. I used Venus for years and only recently tried out the new whizzy 5 blade (guys) razor. Oh my

Oh my INDEED

Edit: a couple of weeks back I had to use my venus again as it was in my travel bag/I was away...it was a fucking great reiteration of my suspicions. Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)
# mum!
*covers ears*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I AM naturally sparse
but I am using a Venus.

Ooooooh 5 blades. Oooooooh you lovely lady you, giving me tips.

Jessie, oh bestest of the ladies who've run up, stuck a post-it note on my boob, giggled and run away, you are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Gillette Fusion
It is all buzzy and 'ooh, not sure if I like this, can't feel the blade like I should be able too...ooh...ooh, actually that's lovely'

And for once I'm not talking sexy buzzings!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Right, I'm getting one on pay day.
*smooch* YOU are a diamond.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Yay! Glad to have helped
*smooches back*

...and I really don't remember what the note I adorned your nork with was, though it did bring back a little flash of memory and I remember it being terribly amusing at the time :D

Edit: Actually Fusion might not be the best choice, I seem to remember there being a non vibrating version too? The one I use may be Fusion Power?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I have no idea either
That was post-10 pints.

I'll try the vibrating one. If there's a choice, I always go for the one that vibrates.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I used the new JCB one last week. Three gears!
Damn near tore my knob off.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Electric razor.
Works fine, no risks.

If you are wondering about the benefits of shaving, push a tic-tac inside a steel-wool scouring pad and then try to remove it with your tongue.
(mungo_spanner, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# what about epillation?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:21, archived)
# You do it on your scrotum.
Then I'll do it on my pubis.

I epilate my legs, and that makes me cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I once plucked my scrotum completely bald with a pair of tweezers
It felt great - and took weeks to grow back
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)
# i shaved my balls
it itched like a motherfucker for a week while growing back.

then six months later i did it again just for good measure.

it itched that time as well.

mrs thor told me never to do it again because all i did was scratch my balls.

now i only scratch my balls half the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
# haha
yes, itchy scrote is bad. Also had a bit of razor burn... bit of aftershave should do the job...

no.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:30, archived)
# yes, aftershave
as it'll make your balls sting like a motherfucker.

i don't bother with it now, i shave normally with a straight razor and there is no way that is going anywhere near my ballsack.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# well, I wouldn't say "stings"
It stung a bit at first, but then the scrotum felt as if it was on fire before petering out to a dull sticky warm and uncomfortable itch.

I don't even shave my face anymore. I have a big* beard now.

* - well, biggish
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# the first time I shaved mine with my flatmates clippers...
somehow my scroteskin got caught in the fucking teeth of the clippers. There is no expressing the terror I felt.

Explaining the scab to my lady friend was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
# been there.
Well, not literally.

I also managed to cut a "V" in my scrote with a pair of very sharp scissors. I swear it didn't stop bleeding for a month. I had to wear a hastily constructed toilet paper panty liner.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# dixons man menstruation!

*calls work*

sorry i'm not coming in, time of the month.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# haha
I've come very close to the said scissor problem, just managed to stop the blades in time. Gave me a nasty nip though.

I don't think I have the patience anymore, we'll see, depends on the calibre of my next girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I know your pain..
It's that little seam that runs round the middle - am I right? In fact I know I'm right.

Stupidest place to put a seam ever. There's nowt better than having your scrote-bag all smooth then clapping it about on your thighs...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I love your style
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Trust you to enjoy it.
Maybe I'm doing THAT wrong as well then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# bald balls do feel very nice until the growing back in begins
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# NO BALD BALLS
I like a hairy man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# fret ye not fair maiden
for i am of the caste of men who cannot be arsed with such prunage.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# This.
Tag team time, Dixy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# You hum it, I'll play it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# It goes
'tum, tum tee tum tum, rape dbroon, tum tee tum taaaa'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# haha
yay! I'm not sure how it works. Should I take up some sort of position?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Just shut your eyes and try not to think of
searing



flesh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I prefer the "smear person from head to toe in toothpaste and hang them in front of a big fan" approach to bondage
Effective and comical.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# what happens exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Oh aaallll riiiiight
Only because it's your turn. At least wear the Fred West mask I so carefully embroidered for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Fred West??
I asked for a JOHN West mask - made of tuna
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# But that won't match my Rose West mask.
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# hahaha
the thought of a tuna mask pleases me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# i shave my scrotum.
well trim more accurately. i just use a 'lectric razor which is usually fine except on the odd occasions when i've tried to rush it and then snicked myself. lordy me that hurt.

edit:what's epillation?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I think it's a big old wooden ship
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# It means 'a whales vagina' in German.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# :D
Bless you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# epillation
ooh epillation
epillation
that's what you need
if you wanna be the best
and you don't want furry breasts
epillation's what you need
TAKE IT AWAY ROY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:22, archived)
# My ex would pluck hers with tweezers, one by one
it looked terribly sore, but she enjoyed it apparently. It took fucking ages. I watched once. Awful thing to see.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Ick. Never understood how people can do it
I once had a massive waxing session, just about everywhere you'd quite like to be hair free, apparently it's supposed to be massively painful?
Well, I didn't exactly enjoy it, but it was bearable...right up until the plucking.
When she started going over to get the missed hairs I couldn't stand it, I wanted to just slap her. Hard.
Or cry. Harder.

*curls up a little in memory*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
# NNNRRRRRGKELLYCLARKSON
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I read "massive waxing session" as "massive wanking session"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# There was a very well presented lady fiddlin' with my bits
whilst I lay naked under a variously placed towel...I can't promise wanking wasn't involved at some point that day.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# *catches breath*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# quelle surprise
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# likewise
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# too many whirling blades?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Only if you shave with the heavenly sword.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)
# such wisdom!
I think I'm ready to become a women now
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)