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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE


Maps! Tube maps, road maps, world maps, globes - redesign a map to tell the truth. YOUR TRUTH.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Oh god.
This is going to be shit.
Edit: blah blah mornington crescent what do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:34, archived)
# you're shit
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:35, archived)
# So that's why I'm so gloopy!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:35, archived)
# And
corny!
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Ok have this one to start with:

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Shut it
I think it could be quite interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:36, archived)
# I don't,
but that's my opinion
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Ah ha!

Road Maps!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Clan Soul in 20 years?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:00, archived)
# and 10 convictions
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Dogging.
With actual dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Have a...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:07, archived)
# that was record time
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:42, archived)
# oo great
this actually sounds good - who suggested that?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:35, archived)
# It's
A dictator challenge. Official.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:35, archived)
# hurrah
*steps into line*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Rob, then?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:36, archived)
# *executes in public*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:43, archived)
# *clicks heels*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Maps, eh?
*Ideainates*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] again?
Fraser do you ever read the suggestion page? seriously!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Place your bets here!
How many satnav/tomtom posts do you expect to see this week?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:39, archived)
# 60025 and 1/2
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I expect so.
I'm tempted to search a "funny" named place and compo the coordinates as plain text.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:43, archived)
# I dont know.....
I thought the crabs one was worse.
(Wise Guy Rabbi Dedicated to MS Paint, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:44, archived)
# at least you could shop something thats not just another text altering picture
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Who says
You have to do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)
# what else is there to do with a map?
its TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:50, archived)
# This is why
It's called a challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:53, archived)
# maps that tell the truth...
instead of going once place... it goes another...
erm... give an example of not changing the text?
talking maps are out of the question as are shatnavs... any form of text is out - what do you suggest? this is poorly thought out
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:55, archived)
# what about drawing the actual map
or the globe, or the amusement park layout, or the shopping centre, or way to San Jose, or, etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:00, archived)
# they pay people to do boring crap like that
this is b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Careful Fraser, you're talking sense
they don't like that kind of noise round these parts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:58, archived)
# whats a good compo suggestion then ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:45, archived)
# my one!
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post112546
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:45, archived)
# 3000 pictures of george bush and every other countires leader with LOL written on it...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Ok, but enough about your posts
other people would do some awesome stuff ;)

In all seriousness, such a result can be applied to almost every challenge, yours for example will be a 3000 pictures of the same robot fighting the same dinosaur. See.
What the image challenge needs is a massive disclaimer telling people they don't have to enter if they can't think of anything actually worth doing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)
# i have only done two toaps as far as i can remember...
one was for the LOLchairs competition - infact they both where for the short lived LOLcompetition
edit : and how many robots are in a fighting pose / dinosaurs etc?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Robots V dinosaurs
its in my profile
(and for those too lazy to look)
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post74507
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Seriously?
When did we do this before?

Last week's challenge was last week's most popular suggestion, so yep, the suggestion board is taken into account. It might not be a majority choice but it was the most popular minority choice (if that makes sense), by some distance.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:48, archived)
# CHANGE SOME TEXT COMPETITIONS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)
# No-one
is asking you to TOAP. Why not try raising the bar?
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:51, archived)
# why not set the bar a little higher instead?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:52, archived)
# The bar you say?
Mines a pint. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:54, archived)
# raised bars
have led to an 80% decrease in head traumas over the last 5 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:54, archived)
# "Use your imagination"
Is all we ever ask. Sorry you don't like the challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:55, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7961713
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:57, archived)
# It's amazing, anyone would think this site is here for something other than fun.
I'm getting really fed up of how seriously some folks are taking it.

I think it's an interesting challenge, for what it's worth, but even that isn't really important. The key point is, I'm sure it'll provide a few, uh, 'lolz'. And that's what b3ta's for, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:01, archived)
# just because
we're not as fond of velour as you are ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:03, archived)
# I'll have you know I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:06, archived)
# is it
sexlexia?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:15, archived)
# No, AIDS.
*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:18, archived)
# the good aids
or the bad aids?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I just fancy a challenge....
that may involve some actual photoshoppery instead of changing a letter in some cd / dvd / poster / map etc
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Oh I know, and I agree - wasn't levelling the accusation at you really,
just virtually throwing my hands up in a semi-comic melodramatic way. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Awesome, I like it
Heres hoping it creates some effort
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:38, archived)
# ^this
I love maps, me

it's an expensive hobby :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:39, archived)
# all i can say is
TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Well yeah, but strategic
I'd love it if one day everybody on here could quit their bitching and just open up photoshop and prove the compo wrong
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:46, archived)
# already have...
check out the first compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:48, archived)
# TOAM?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)
# shit
this seems vaguely geography-based.
are you trying to teach us by stealth? will we be learning?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Naples is further away from Milan
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:40, archived)
# further away from milan
than what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:41, archived)
# China.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:45, archived)
# yes
but chinese food is better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:46, archived)
# chinese food is better
than what?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:51, archived)
# better than
napolese food
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:53, archived)
# LIES!
Italian wins.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Bristol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:47, archived)
# in that case
*books one way ticket to napoli*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)
# naples
is clearly much closer to milan than bristol is.
come to think of it, it's closer than china, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)
# who's reading a book on topology, here?
(admittedly called "Topology Now!", but still).
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:53, archived)
# not me!
*hides copy of take a break*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:55, archived)
#
Wait, they don’t love you like I love you;
Wait, they don’t love you like I love you;
Ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aps;
Wait! They don’t love you like I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:42, archived)
# that was my first thought too
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:44, archived)
# fucking awesome song
and even better video
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:47, archived)
# I would just like to interrupt the proceedings
and proclaim my love of this tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)
# subliminal messaging
maps spells 'spam' when mirrored, spooky eh?

Could be an interesting challenge methinkies!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Can I request we do the one I suggested last week next week
Quite a few people liked the sound of it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:45, archived)
# What was it?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)
# as long as the last bit doesn't become an official rule,
yes. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:50, archived)
# why not? all it says is stop and think before rushing in
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:52, archived)
# it just didn't seem very fun
but i'm very aware that i have a high tolerance for shite
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:55, archived)
# why wouldn't it be fun?
if anything it encourages better hummus
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Ignore me, I'm just on an 'oh please everyone RELAX!' tip.
It'll pass. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:03, archived)
# I clicked it.
& lulu put the book in the post today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:51, archived)
# about effing time!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:57, archived)
# I didn't like the preachy bit at the end
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:53, archived)
# maps?
maps?
someone come up with am alternative.
(katesbush, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Hidden crabs
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:58, archived)