Here's a small, smiley mammal...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:39,
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Can I eat you?*detects edible*
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:39,
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can I milk you?*detects creature milking glands*
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Duncoffin is life.,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:43,
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those teeth...He stole maddie!
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:41,
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TJguess who doesn't have cancer? its me! apparently i've chipped a rib and every time i breathe it pulls the chip away from the rib so it can't heal and hurts lots. thats a relief. i've celebrated by buying more fags.
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:47,
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Congratulations on merely being broken, not diseased
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Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:48,
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thank youi'm much happier now. though apparently i have a hideously high blood pressure for a 20 year old.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:49,
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Oh dear.My girlfriend managed to bring hers down in a couple of weeks just by reducing salt in her diet.
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Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:50,
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yehi've got no sense of smell so i salt the fuck out of every meal just so as i can taste something. if its a choice between high blood pressure and tasteless food its not really a competition.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:53,
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Yeah, I know what you mean.Apparently I'm a fairly heavy seasoner myself
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Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:54,
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anything i make has to contain a hefty dose of both salt and pepperground chilli's are always nice too.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:57,
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Careful though.Don't want to have a heart attack.
Benecol! And.....erm....vegetables!
Don't use salt until you've had 6 bites of your food. If, after the 6 bites you still think it needs it, use half what you would and then have 12 bites. That's how I weaned my dad off salt.
(Benecol! And.....erm....vegetables!
Don't use salt until you've had 6 bites of your food. If, after the 6 bites you still think it needs it, use half what you would and then have 12 bites. That's how I weaned my dad off salt.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:57,
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hmmm... it always needs it though...have you ever had that low sodium salt stuff? its the worst thing ever. it makes everything taste like stomach acid.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:01,
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I tried it a few weeks ago, my girlfriends mum swears by it.Absolutely hideous.
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Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:02,
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when i used to work at a cinemawe used to make the popcorn and see how salty we could make it. when you put five times as much salt in as you're supposed to its amazing. getting giddy off evil amounts of salt is strange.
all this food talk am making me hungry, should go for the sammich or pasta?
(all this food talk am making me hungry, should go for the sammich or pasta?
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:06,
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Have a salt sandwich. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:08,
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Nope, I only use a little salt on eggs, that's it.Try the 6 bits/12 bites thing, it worked for my pa. I'm not a dietician, my family just come to me for medical advice because I've read some books.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:03,
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Surely you season things like steak?I season most things, but I also eat a lot of vegetables, comfortably more than 5 portions a day.
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Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:06,
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Nope. Steak gets pepper and garlic. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:09,
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try frying thinly cut steak in garlic butter with a little bit of lemon juice.that is sexy.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:10,
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thats something i need to sort out. i'm lucky if i eat one.i console myself with the fact that i drink a lot of fruit juice and eat plenty of bread but i guess that just doesn't cut it.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:09,
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It's just getting into the habit I guess.I normally have onions and carrots in just about everything I cook, and a glass of fruit juice, so I'm on 3 already.
Then just a couple of extra veg, it's not too difficult.
(Then just a couple of extra veg, it's not too difficult.
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Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:11,
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actually i forgot about onions.do things like lettuce and cucumber count? cos i have them in sammichs most days.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:14,
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They count, but you need a fair amount of them.Something like a quarter of a lettuce, I think.
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Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:14,
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cool thats much better than i thought thendoes anyone find attractive women advertising fiber drinks on tv unsettling?
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:20,
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Yes, I do.I also wonder why they don't just eat a few vegetables now and again.
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Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:21,
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Most stuff does not really need seasoningI forgot to buy new salt for a while and now I don't bother putting it on much.
A bit of pepper is good on steak but it certainly doesn't need any salt, not unless you've bought the bland tasteless crap they tend to sell in supermarkets.
(A bit of pepper is good on steak but it certainly doesn't need any salt, not unless you've bought the bland tasteless crap they tend to sell in supermarkets.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:10,
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I normally buy good quality steak from the local market,I just find salt brings out the flavours. Especially on the fat.
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Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:12,
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definatlylamb really needs as well. get a good handful of sea salt and rosemary and rub that into the fat of belly lamb and that's more or less heavenly.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:16,
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I think the best thing in the world is a leg of lamb with garlic and rosemary. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:18,
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That's excellent, yay for you! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:50,
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good news!now do allen carr
well, not DO, obviously. Eeuw.
(well, not DO, obviously. Eeuw.
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:52,
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waheycongrats with that
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:52,
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Aww!nice teef
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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:45,
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Hmmhis head shape and ears seem to resemble that of Darth Vaders...
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:48,
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*gives* Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:00,
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\o/I shall call him Nigel Smythe.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:03,
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Woo! Have a friend for him :)
NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:04,
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haha! excellent stuffs.same goes for FWM's pic, up there ^ *points*
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Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:14,
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