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# you have now entered the Twilolz Zone.
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue312/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Surely, you meant
you meantCATARACTS!??


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)
# CATARACTS?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)
# yay!
that my afternoon sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Woo!
Something to read until it's time to go to the pub!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)
# i'm off in five minutes...
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:52, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# oddly, so am I
Think I'll be bad and order a huge pizza when I get in too :D

edit- have a good W/E ya all!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Have a good weekend then!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:55, archived)
# *sniffs*
Smells like you already are....

*b'dum tsch!*

Edit: Have a good weekend, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:55, archived)
# EVERYONE IS LEAVING ME.
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Never, Fae, never....
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)
# *hug*
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)
# There, there - it's okay. I'll still be here for you.
* comforts
* gropes a little
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)
# :O
Cheeky bint.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)
# That's me all over, innit?
It was just a little grope, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)
# *shoves*
Oi, get in line!

:)


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)
# / Gets in line and doesn't mind.
'cuz it takes some time
for a captain so fine...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)
# *offers biscuits and Autocar Magazines to read*
...whilst you're waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)
# are you going to take that long?
maybe I ought to just come back later then...

/ mopes out the door.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Nooooo!
*offers perfectly mixed Martini instead*

One olive or two, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Ooh, two please!
Watch me shoot 'em outa my nostrils then!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Sir does indeed know how to party...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)
# * manhugs JPG
I love ya, man!

Doing anything good for the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I've just come back
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)
# The Mighty N to the rescue!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# you were off after the first few hours at work?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)
# No picture?!!
WTF
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:53, archived)
# This ¬
www.b3ta.com/board/7995600
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Oh I know!
I think Rob would know there's no offense meant! I should hope so anyway.

Just standard response for pictureless posts. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I have to work soon.
I'm going to be late.

Hurrah!!!

**passes tea and toast all round**
(Vega31, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Rob, the "Rap Graph" link is just repeated Goatse
My eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# er...
is Goatse supposed to be all over the site from the "> Rap explained through graphs <" section?
(I helped save b3ta! JamboM, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Oh good, I thought I was going mad
you see it too
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)
# "Rap explained through graphs"

N.F.S.F.F.W.!

Not Fucking Safe For Fucking Work!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I didn't like my job much anyway
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)
# GOATSE!!!
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Hey! that's my name there! *points*
if anyone does have the answer to why cats love emery boards, feel free to Gaz me.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)
# You have looked here, right? :D
www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLJ,GGLJ:2006-47,GGLJ:en&q=why+do+cats+love+emery+boards

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# yes, best it could offer
was people just saying "maybe there's fish in it"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)