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# Calm
(Redmond, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# test your reflexes
www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf

I was 0.182 average
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# 0.1726
damn those bleeters
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)
# 0.253
I need coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)
# 0.312
Slower due to age maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)
# come on, I'm older
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I think we've established that the order in descending decrepitness is:
Cpt Hood-butter
someone else I can't remember
then me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)
# i've met a couple of 50 something b3tan
don't remember who tho, i was very very drunk
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Yeah
I mentioned them (and i can't remember the other one's name).
I turned 50 recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I'm not that far along yet
but I'm fairly well decrepit.

0.2002 by the way. Someone wanna get me a cuppa?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)
#
I got exactly 0.2002 on one too. Hmm.. might suggest there is limited calibration.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I still have a couple of weeks to go
before I'm 50
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# 0.252 av.
/3 nights without sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)
# check out the second
no photoshopping
www.b3tards.com/u/9387e280261e8f505271/sheep.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)
# damn woman!

I meant that like.. Damn, woman!

Not, damn woman...

erm.... *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# hehe
I got him while he was just thinking about moving.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Now that's what I call a melting ice cap
or is hat pants?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)
# 0.253 seconds
Pity you don't get points for grouping, as I always seem to stop them in the same place. Most of them are within about 0.015 of each other.
(greem, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
# 0.2116 - yay!
ning! =)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)
# 'allo!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Oh, just fuck off!
You cock-sucking dick-shit
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I think you should all stop being mean to Redmond,
he's not doing any harm at all.
(tomsk, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)
# it's a jungle in here now
it's like lord of the flies, and anybody can be piggy

I'VE GOT THE CONCH
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)
# me next! me next!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)
# So, art-theft isn't a big deal?
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)
# art?

theft?

big?


deal?

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)
# To enlighten the mood...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)
# is that a female b3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I think it's a young Manley
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Oooh baby
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)
# hahaha
fucking hell, he's shifting in Firefox
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
# ^this with added steroids
A worthy FP not had IMHO, given it was the right size
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# That be me
*buzz*
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)
# pander pander fawn fawn fawn
you're great
pander pander pander fawn fawn fawn
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I named my little girl Fawn.. well her middle name

and ooooo, a female b3tan... *pander, pander. Lovely hair... tits out?*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I really hope your surname is Raincoat
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)
# close*...


not even remotely close
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)
# "Summer-Dress"?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:16, archived)
# i hope her first name is pander
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)
# hmmm....
*panders*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)
# close*...


.not even remotely close
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Don't be silly, there are no women on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# but there is young gent with long hair

pander pander pander fawn fawn fawn
pander pander pander fawn fawn fawn
pander pander pander fawn fawn fawn
pander pander pander fawn fawn fawn
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Pah
You is a sexist beast and I is sending my feminist killer penguins to bring me your testicles.
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Here are my testicles
http://www.b3tards.com/u/1628d80a69fd3a28d054/penis1.jpg
NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Grrrrr
You scared my bats. They can be vicious when roused.
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:55, archived)
# They started letting women in?
They'll be giving them the vote next, tsk.
(tomsk, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)
# not enough blokes called dave signing up
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Blame Trelly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:20, archived)
# steady on old chap!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I say sir
as a resident woman of the female variety, I do have to bow down to your superior knowledge and manly strength, but I can still say rather loudly and with all modesty and yet still maintain my dignity. You men are cunts, great big cunty cunt Cunts. Now I am leaving to fondle my breasts in that way only woman can and you can't watch! Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Hehe, Vibro-Ellie
*buzz*
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)
# mmm
nice movement, is she single? or at least plays around?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)
# chill the fuck out
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# ...before the storm. Commencing in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Bored of these storms I am
it's what trolls want, so the board feeds them slagging them off

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU!!!!
that's mine
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# fuck off is it
it's mine
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)
# No, I'm Spartacus!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I'm Brian
and so's my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Can I be crucified in a separate area please
I'm a Samaritan
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:18, archived)
# *crucifies you over the phone*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)
# you are a very naughty boy
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)
# did you make this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Of course he didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Ah.
That's a bit unfriendly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I'd have thought a whole planet crashing into a lake
would have made more of a splash than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 25 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)