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# Scientowhybother
True Fact: L. Ron thought it would be easy to start a rock band to indoctrinate the youth.
(This follows the classic Stupidity Inversion: It doesn't make sense to me - it doesn't make sense - it's stupid -it's simple - it's easy.)
Sad thing is, the mystical/bad sci-fi/mumbo-jumbo that is Dianetics would make crap rock and roll, but excellent 80s prog-rock concept-album wankerage. I'd shop it myself, but I have a job, and therefore no time to make L. Ron riding out of an exploding volcano on a unicorn shooting lasers at aliens and clam-people while overly-made-up tarts look on approvingly.
Any takers?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# oh dear
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# TO THE BUNKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# i'll get the biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *puts kettle on*
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# silly bunty!
that'll never fit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Yes it will
At b3ta we have an epileptic kettle.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# ah, right
just as long as it doesn't spill the water.

i nearly said tea, but it's still water when it's in the kettle :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Hehe,
All this talk of tea made me thirsty, so I have a nice cuppa.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# same here
my kettle has just boiled whilst i was watching the stotts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Vic & Bob ftw!
I think my milk is off though
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# waiter, waiter,
there's an aquamaniac in my tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# It's time of Aquamaniacs...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# is there bologna in your slacks?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I'm sure it will.
*removes trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# *applies butter*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Oh yeah baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# *PUB
PUB!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# um
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Strictly speaking it's McBadger's
but desperate times call for desperate measures.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# desperate measures?
are they what you get when the bottle is almost empty?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# 'Noon ma'am!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# 'noon!
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I'm not bad atall :)
And yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# i'm trying to be pissed off
but it's such a nice day that i can't ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Mua ha ha ha ha!
The evils of a nice day :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# nice and evil? i like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Mmmmm
extreme measures...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# YOU ANTI HOMOHPOBE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Ring! Ring! Homophone!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING
HOMOPHOBE
BOOP BOOPA DOOP A DOOP!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Ahahaha!!!!
Herro!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# 'Noon mate!
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# no.
but have this instead


*fears deletion imminent.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)
# if it does get deleted
please repost this in next thread too
it's ace
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# made from 95% recycled tv ads.
it's not that easy being green.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# i love this!
fp now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Woosome
*clicks like a fool*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Heehee
clicks HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)
# You didn't just post that...
did you?

*hides*
(Hagbard MacDougal, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)
# shouldn't have started a new thread
could have asked in another thread or /talk. and i'm restraining myself

...it happened again
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# how about you go fuck yourself


ning / noon all :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# can i fuck myself too?
'noon
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I declare this Go fuck yourself Saturday!!! :)

'noon
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# woo!
either i'm a trendsetter or i have a time machine!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# wahey!
back in a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I no longer consider myself to be a considerate lover :(
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Yay!
Hermaphrodites FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# good noon.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# *doffs hat*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# 'noon fella, hope the *meeting* went ok yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# yea it went ok, they liked my work..it was a 3 people meeting, I hate those

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# ah, the ol' three wise monkeys job
yeah, one to talk, one to nod, and one to write stuff down
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# yea wankers!!

one talked, one nodded, the other sat there like a veg'

Had one with Goals 5 a side plc the other day
another interview next week..and hopefully the one that had to cancel this week will get back to me.

*fingers crossed*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# you'll be fending off job offers with a stick!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# This is what I think!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Noon sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# noon
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# 'noon Prodge :)
I reposted my desktop from last night down there if you're interested!
*pokes bottom of this thread*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# at the moment it's my own
b3ta.com/board/8065779
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# *glees*
I do love that :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# what are these strange hieroglyphics
that i now realise i am using myself?

"words" you say? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Hieroglyphics you say?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ucqFM3CtcNM
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# THANK YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I have managed to get hold of the entire sketch form the start on DVD
I have yet to get it up on yuoutube (I have not the technical know-how for such things).
Yes this part is already up there, one of my fave sketches of all time :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# haha comedy genius :)

'noon
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# a hearty 'noon back
/I heartily agree, he's a hero of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOvMZN5G9uY&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# yay!
good old fashioned lover boy is one of my favourite songs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# been lookin' for vic n bob on dvd
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNnII1L7mFE

stop startin davey man!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# hahahahaha!
*dries carribbean fish under chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha, been ages since I've seen that - great stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# bwahahahaaaa!
why have i never seen that before?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I'll find some way of getting the entire sketch up there, it's great
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# i look forward to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Hahahaha THIS and also THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# good day to you
have a picture plucked from my disturbingly small collection. i hope this meets your needs.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Ooh.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha OUCH!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF YOU CUNT!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# No really. Say what you mean:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# oh believe me i really mean that.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# *offers fluff*
*can't find fluff picture*
*dresses in cat suit*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# here, this might help

i have more if needed...
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Hahah! Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Thank you for your image
top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I made a desktop and an ethereal tap last night

Click for 1280x1024
Click for 1024x768


Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# coo, didn't see the desktop, mind if i use if?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Not atall, it's what it's there for!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# thanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] oh go on then
just cos i like you

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# why has no-one replied as to how woo this is?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)
# You seem like an intelligent person, why would you want to irritate these board members?
Surely you could do all yourself right, m'dear?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# erm...
FAIL?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)