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# Done, done and done
done and done

here
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# no shark
not real.

Dammit! Why can't you all come over to my side of the pond for a bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Wher are you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Northeastern US (Connecticut, specifically)
Yep, one of them thar 'mercans.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Well stranger things have happened
I've done an in Australia:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I think I went there.
I must have gone near there. I went from Niagara to Detroit and I'm pretty sure we went to Buffalo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I've been to Buffalo and Detroit.
Buffalo's nice by Niagara - Detroits not too nice by any stretch of the imagination.

Connecticut's about 6 hours east of Buffalo.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Ah so I've not been that near.
But still. I could have waved. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I was you had!
stuck-up!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Detroit is actually really nice


...in the rear view mirror whilst driving to Canada
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# indeed.
...and always good if you've still got everything you came there with.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I'm still hoping to do a mini road trip across some parts of Merca
So it's possible?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# YES!!
You can stay in the in-law apartment

with all the other dismembered visitors from the past
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# where in CT?
I have a mate in New Haven, if I ever get around to visiting him we can bash on.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Oops! I was away and didn't see this
Gaz'd you!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# the other side of the pond
just past the lily pads.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I thought he looked like a frog!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I have no - ribbit - idea what you're - hoppity hop - talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Yes, also yes
yes and yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# cor, I think I might go
as have not been to a bash before
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# and it's the weekend after payday
'signs life away'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# can't make it.
I have to bleach my anus that weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# We can do it there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# sorry mate
I really cant. handing in the thesis at end of june so i will be shitting boulders at that point.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# hence the anus bleaching
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)
# yes, i'm doing my doctorate on anal symmetricality
so i need to be ready for the big exam.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# well - just make sure you do plenty of cramming
before hand
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# *wink*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I'll drag you to another one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# *gets dragging hook*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I thought you wanted me to do that for you this year?

* Sobs
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# doucheing it with bleach won't get rid of that dirty feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# stick the kettle on, i'll be there
and also this if this is a spamming thread
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12608
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I can probably get you a top class blues band if you want it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# i think they've more or less got it sorted
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# cool
I'm very proud to say that they aren't allowed to play Ain't Nothing But The Blues anymore as they play 'the wrong sort of blues':D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Spamming you say?!
*whistles!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# OCTOBER!
who know's if I'll even still be alive by then...?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Well I'm not expecting most people to decide now
But the last one recieved some behind doors dissent over the timing of it, so this year I'm giving people plenty of time to input their preferences
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# No fathers for Justice
or misguided greenpeace idiots thinking that man has any effect on the natural cycle of global warming. That picture clearly has had some photoshop doctoring.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# well the Quo are up there if it helps:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I saw them.
I considered that the quo have created an environmental disaster so horrific that it melted the Greenpeace protesters. This made me moist.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# you sound like you have an interesting array of weaponry
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I've got a few weapons and a lot of ornaments.
I just collect militaria.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# that'll explain the SS jackboots and the whip.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Hehe.
SS Jackboots. How absurd.
I have some Russian WWII boots which are almost identical ;)
But then there is the crackpot stuff like this.
( this is also why films are shit, this is how long it takes to empty a magazine from a typical assault rifle on full auto ).


click for gif

Edit:// I hope there are no replies below this. I have so many people on ignore now I sometimes think the board has died.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# ha ooo this is tempting
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
#
tempting imperative.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)
# yer, I missed the last one cos of fambly stuff
I will see if the other half wants to come too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# /smaller
FAQ noob

*scarpers*


/sadly, very little chance of making this
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)
# *nicks tea*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# i'll have a chat with the wife,
i'd have to juggle finances to see if we could make it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# "chat with the wife"??
C'mon Ivesb!! Grow a pair and tell her like it is!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# can you tell her for me?
EDIT: travel costs might be too much...
i'm looking at about £50...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# There might be a room here you can borrow...
And also, count me in!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# cool!
like i said though me and the missus need to get our heads together because we'd probably need about £120ish
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# £120?
I was about to say "for what?" then remembered that I spent about £100 in Birmingham...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Dear Mrs Ivesb

Your devoted man is going out on the pull to get drunk to have
a meeting with business colleagues in London on the 31st
May in the year of 2008 and may not be home in time for tea.

He realises that you may get grumpy be unhappy about this
and has asked me to provide the ingredients and recipe for
my Hedgehog Soup.

* Take on bowl of boiling water add live Hedgehog sit
back and enjoy your night off.

Kind Retards


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha!!
she'll be coming though...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I bet she will be

* Once you have left for the evening.

/may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# pffft!
one less thing for me to worry about!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Hmmm
I'm always up for a drink and that, but don't actual know any of you. Is it still acceptable to wander up and confuse people?

Please note, I haven't the faintest idea what I'll be doing and where I'll be based in May, so this is all a bit silly, but I thought I'd reply to this thread while it was here.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I've never met any of this lot either
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# we're all ace.
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Fair enough,
but what I kind of meant is I don't think anyone knows me on here either, let alone in real life.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# doesn't matter!!
get yourself to the bash, it'll be a larf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# don't worry about that
i've only met a few who were all lovely, and only marginally odd.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Of course!
Then afterward you do know us:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Indeed, very true
May well see if I can appear then.

As I said above, I don't know what the hell I'll be doing at that time, but still.

Also, people are being remarkably nice about this. This is the internet isn't it?
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# it's more commonly known as grooming.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Pfft
Nice
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# We're easy to spot
Look for a large group of weirdos with balloon animal balloons:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Sticking post it notes to each other and flirting outrageously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I've just noticed the beatles
hahahaha excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I might well be there!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# You were at the one I was at.
I remember you were wearing a red t shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Indeed we was
I was still remembering things when you arrived, it was around the time Prof Kenny arrived that I stopped remembering!

I try and go to most London bashes if I can.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I thought you were taller than I was expecting.
This one better be as good as that one, that one was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# two words
Bacon sarnies:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# i may well take you up on a room
and if the red head's not booked that night....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# MMmmmmmmm can I stay at yours please?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Yup to both of you.
I'll shut off eight beds so the can't get booked out.

EDIT: Wow. THat's four gone already.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *hug* thanks love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I might be available
and would probably stay at the Hammersmith flat providing she does not get arsey about it and needs to stay in town ( she would have to come home for the kid ). If I was available i could probably sleep 2 easy, 4 squeezing in and 7 if you, Captain and Jessie want to get in my bed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Oh My!
Though he does have his own accomodation just up the road from the venue.

Also, I know a professor whose jealousy at not being invited would overspill into jealousy that I was ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Well I suppose that
We could do with someone to make breakfast. Also I can assure you that if I were there 'just up the road from the venue' means nothing as I expect that we would be camping it up in the Astoria until 5am and at that point it's the nearest we can get a night bus to from Trafalgar square.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I'm 30 seconds away from the pub
And don't look like the guy from World of Warcraft!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# taller but skinnier?
I had high heels on.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Did you?!
Fuck me I must have been plastered.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# haha, no I didn't.
I am just naturally all of 5 foot 10 and a half
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# That's tall in my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Oh yes. That half makes
all the difference doesn't it? I remember the last time I was arrested and measured. They were arguing over the 'bit' over 5'9" and I had to chip in ( drunk ) "Just put down 5'9" and a half, I don't want the judge thinking I'm a shortarse".
I'm a sexy 5'11" in my Harley Davidson bike boots.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# He has that effect on all the girls
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# with fondant fancies on it if i recall
and mr box was the organiser of said gathering.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Was he?
And I never thanked him. Thankee, Mr Box.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# This
Thank ye kindly Waspy Boxes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Always a pleasure
never a chore.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Ah yes!
I was wondering what red t shirt I would have worn!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# yays
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I'll be there
*MAY NOT ACTUALLY BE THERE
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I hope you are, I owe you.
And I need to give you that big ben back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I know
but I'm in Singapore then...I'm coming back for Glasto a month later, so I doubt I'll be able to fit in two trips :(

Though I have been fantasising about a weekend in London, perhaps I could coincide it with the bash...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Well if you don't, you don't
but you'll be missed. It's up to you chuck! No pressure!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Will see how it goes
if I can't make it, I'll send my fridge instead
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# *hugs fridge*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Can we come back to your flat
in Buenos Aries Singapore after?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Sure thing
though I doubt we'll be able to smoke weed :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Well if you're in the country
You are bound by the code of the b3tard:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Not even if you paid me
That place is a hole
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# It's changed in the last six months
It's the last non poncey pub left on EC road so they've had to sort their act out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Photos or it didn't happen
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# EARLS COURT
Isn't that the road of DEATH!
and other incidents
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Yes, yes it is.
But you don't have to cross the road to get to the pub:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)