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# Any good with the Windows?
Having trouble moving stuff around.


bd?
(mpd, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Risotto
'edit' I see it now, I think

:)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I see the problem.
You need to set up a few pattern enhancers. Give Lt Barclay a call, he's good at that.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Teleportation devices?
Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# probably a tachyon surge in your pattern buffers
recalibrate the deflector array to emit a polaron burst and it will clear it.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Do you think it's because the sub-space conduits have locked with the transponder calibrations
and caused a major tachyon surge that has overloaded the time matrix?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# no, that would have overloaded the EPS manifolds
and it's obvious that hasn't happened because you still have warp field containment.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Are you certain that the Heisenberg compensator is actually there?


(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# hmm, if I put a post here
we have something that's not quite a V but looks strangely like a crude cartoon of a vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Nah, it's probably just a dodgy flange
It's always the flange
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# "Scotty, we need more power to the phasers!"
"Sorry captain, the flange has fallen off again."

I'd watch that episode.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# It's more likely a damaged Dilithium crystal
replacing it and reversing the polarity should work.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I think his muons are probably out of whack
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Why am i looking at your dog
/etc

Wait, are you the matrix?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# re-boot
this will work...however, it may teleport your porn to your mother and step sisters computer
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Well,
it came from their camera.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)
# If you can't get it working,
Firefox has an extension that does the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Subtle that.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# USB Root Hub?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Vista will fix this
by not having drivers for 99% of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# But your amusing attack on Vista is useless as any missing drivers is not the fault of Vista
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# is this the geek version of flexing your muscles to look cool...and failing?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# April 24th is when it comes back
confirmed :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# awesome!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# try Alt+F4
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# haha...so that's what it does :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# :D
have you got a place to watch the game on saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# not sure yet..I'll find somewhere

[edit] cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)
# gaz
Aphex and I are perhaps watching it there. I'm a little nervous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Samaras is going to pump ye!! :D

should be a good game
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Pfft!
You still have a floppy disc drive!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# i got an office machine last month
8 cores, 4 gb ram, and a floppy disc drive. oh how we roffled
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# by the way...
with graphics cards that old, the chances are that anything you teleport will come out pixellated...

Maybe you could get a job processing anonymous witnesses for television?
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# it's probably the cup holder
select "run" from the start menu
type "cmd"
type "format c: /X"
say "yes"

and everything should work again.

edit: 2 monitors OK, but 2 mice?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# heh heh heh
put in an "Enterprise Bridge" and you could put it in the challenge :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Reverse the polarity!
Quick!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# All this massive image says to me is that
Jesus wants his video card back.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)