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# newsletter subjectline compo
meaty offal, write a rofl
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# heads, tails knees and toes (knees and toes)
Can we get a B3ta interview with Derek Griffiths please?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Peter Griffiths?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Derek Griffiths
www.thechestnut.com/play/derek.jpg
Ace 70's kids TV songster and Shakespearean actor
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derek_Griffiths
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# i know
i rememeber him on playaway and playschool
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# and can we get him to release a funked up version of the 'Dark Towers' theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# and Heads and Tails
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# i think thats one of the songs i have on an orange record of childrens stuff
with brian cant as well
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# SPECIAL FEATURE INSIDE: How to make money from Child Abduction. Your step by step guide
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# This one, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Was thinking this
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
#
^ May contain lols ^
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# too long to be a stormtrooper
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Why didn't you come when we were crying last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Perverting the Course of Justice since 1998
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Cruising over the dark surface of planet taste
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# WE WON'T COME WHEN YOU'RE CRYING EITHER
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Top memory quotage ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Newsletter: clogging your interweb pipes more than iPlayer ever could.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Nobody reads these any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# OGDEN NASH BUTTY AMP
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha, i have no idea what any of this means
but i vote for it.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Why don't you stop fucking wanking and get a real job?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Oh. :(
I'm being paid 2p per stroke. Isn't that a real job?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# depends how many strokes
your client needs
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Sticking to your inbox like a soiled jazz mag
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Oh my god it's full of arse
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# B3ta: Bringing feltching to the Olympics.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Jumping Scrotes Batman!
Its the b3ta newsletter! Now with 100% added wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# i went through lunt in my throbbin reliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Would you abduct a ginger kid ? Or would you just kill it?
Our investigator reports
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Killing would be a kindness.
Euthanasia is legal in Switzerland I think. Do they have any ginger kids there?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I do not believe that there are any
Gingers in Switzerland. However, this is purely speculation and not based on any kind of knowledge, or known fact.

However, as I shall be in Geneva in 3 weeks, I shall do my best to prove this to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Read this, and you'll be beating it like it owes you money..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# b3ta: whapping your baps since 1784
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# HARDLY WORTH NOT FAILING TO MISS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Official press release from the Yearn For Zion ranch
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# whenever we meet i feed you horse meat
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# FREE AL FAYED GRAVE-ROBBING KIT FOR EVERY READER!
'I'll get you, Windsors! If it's the last thing I do!'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# hahaha this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)
# But I did come when you were crying last night...
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Halifax account Security Update needed
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# How to get into Denise Van Outen's knickers...
she is still lovely isn't she..!
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# TAKING THE "O" OUT OF "STAND UP AND BE COUNTED"
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# "Stop Spending so much you silly tard, you're ruining the economy"
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# can you make the 'subscribe/unsubscribe' bit
Wolf

Du'aine Ladejo
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Leave it alone, or it'll get sore.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# VOTE B3TA OR YOU DIE
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# NKOTB have still got it
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# syphilis?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Ignore the kids crying....this is more important
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# MUMMY, WHY DIDN'T YOU CUM?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)