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[challenge entry] the future of advertising you say?

NSFW BIGGER VERSION
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(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)
# i bet you had fun making this
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)
# A shade of NSFW maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I'm optimistically playing my 4 aces
small, black and white, cartoon, and inside other image

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Very optimistic
animated double penetration in any size or form cannot be considered SFW
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# All depends where you work
hardcore movie theatres ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# you missed out
"hard to actually work out what is going on unless you look at it carefully and don't simply glance at it from afar".
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
#
It's fine.

Edit : Seriously it was fine. Your all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I edited
and played it safe
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# there are quite a few "cartoons" that I am quite glad to have never seen
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# yes, the ones without graphic sex really aren't worth seeing...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
almost lost sandwich thanks to that comment
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# YAY
:D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Bollocks.
'Care Bears: The Movie' was a fucking masterpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# now she-ra is the best...
and scarily homo-erotic at times.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Hmm, I know a few people who would be interested in old episodes of She-Ra, then.
You know, the type of people that aren't scared of homo-eroticism. They positively embrace it.

HA HA, IT'S MADNESS!

I love your sig, by the way. LOOK, I'M GOING FOR THE FUCKING GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS FOR A LONG TRAIL OF SNOT, I'VE GOT TEN YARDS HERE FOR YOU TO PHOTOGRAPH AND IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU STARTED BEHAVING LIKE A WIFE.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Whales are fucking stupid.
Can you mention one whale in the history of mankind that's had a record in the top ten? Can you?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)
# What, they were tried at the Nuremburg trials?
No, Hitler was talking to whales.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)
# your sig is futuramariffic, yes?
I just can't quite place it...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I NEW A LADY FROM AMSTERDAM
SHE STUFFED HER CUNT UP FULL OF CLAMS
SHE WAS A VERY STUPID FUCKING DUTCH BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# you clearly missed
the Care Bear Share orgy scene
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I like some anime, but not rude anime, no no no.
no no no no
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# well, yes
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# looks painful

*clenches*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# whoa!
i posted carla bruni nekkid yesterday and everybody pestered me. now look: NSFW!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Link?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)
# most news sites are running it
or just type her name in to Google
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# even had to put a black block over her tiny norks too!
www.b3ta.com/board/8274561
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Again it's a case of one rule for some
and one rule for others.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# One rule to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# some animals are more equal than others then?
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Please could you tell me my rule Duke?
*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Well
Just keep your head above water,your socks up,and your nose clean. that way you'll be kept on the straight and narrow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
#
Yeah, I got done as well. And mine had no nudity in it.

It's more about how it looks to someone glancing over your shoulder at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# what if that someone is a real perv? does it count then?
in fact, it´s hard to tell what anybody finds offending. especially in an open office-space...
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
#
Not about offending. More about "Oh. My. God. He's literally looking at porn!"
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Looking at the pic you posted,
that is definitely NSFW.

However, I think that the above is really nsfw also.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# only NSFW if you work for a french company...
carla has been approved for "all audiences", i guess. :)
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# this is going to look good when the tutor looks at my computer
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# get on with some work
bloody students
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# he will
wonder why you were rooting around their personal video collection
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# FFS
does he normally let you look at B3ta when you're working?

I shrunk it :P
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# no.....
it'll be ok, i hope
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# haha
Its black and white, so its art, not sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# NSFW?
maybe not if your boss likes you watching double-penetration porn during working hours...
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# You really are a tit
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# That's blatantly NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# ^ this is ace
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
#
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Now I've had to adblock it twice!
grr...

;p

EDIT wtf are you doing? Three times now!

EDIT EDIT and four.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I posted tits and minge the other day and no-one batted an eyelid :D

For the record, I thought yours was fine for work ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I know
it depends on who's looking in most days and the general mood of the board

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)