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# Pretty.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Wow...

I have not seen anything like that before!

May contain lies
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# WHAT?!
Oh sorry. I thought you said pies and I got all excited.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Pies?!
where?!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Dunno
Wobbly won't tell us! Fetch The Dogs of Truth!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I don't have one of those..

I only have Pugsy the Pus filled Pussy
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Does Pugsy the Puss filled Pussy
have pie?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Hang on, I'll have a look...
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# *waits*




pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie,
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I'll try under the other leg....

Hang on...
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# having just picked extensively at Pugsy the Pus filled Pussy...

I have to confirm that she has no Pie..

Sorry
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *sobs*
*goes to Wenzels to buy pie*

Weight Watchers be damned! DAMNED, I SAY!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# hehe bindun, but not as well
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Heh hee...
I figured!Been away a bit though and fancied a lunchtime quickie! :)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# and why ever not
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# That was a "Quickie" !
How long did it take you then?

* Now deserves a Woo
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Five minutes tops!
I only had to (badly) cut the pasta out :)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# seams good to me
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Saw the first 2 'frames' of this and already hated it.
Sorry but I think it's pretty horrific to rip the piss about his suicide.


Religion debates are fucking shitlame.


OH FUCKING GOSH. I THINK I NEED TO APOLOGISE HERE. THIS THREAD GOT ALL SUCKY AND SHIT. SORRY GUYS.
APPLY HERE FOR FUNHUGTIMES:
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# It is really sad isn't it.
Genuinely. Poor bloke.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# dont know why
but i feel the same way about this one, usually there's something to laugh about celbrity deaths, but i genuinely feel sorry for the guy :(

yup call me a wuss but yeah i feel sorry for the poor bloke
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Here, look at this instead
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# best of all the one man bandwagons
:)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# :D
You shouldn't encourage me, the board nazis will hang us both!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# What about seriouscats?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# WIN!!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha they're showing of as they're drinking
And it's Carling:P
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Heh
hee!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# have you seen beetlejuice?
he'll be working as office admin in the afterlife.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Look at it this way
not the pisstaking, but the event itself- I'm a firm believer in Heaven so from where I'm looking he's safe with his lady and happy again.

(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# What about those of us who are firm believers in rottin' in da ground :(
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Speak for yourself
*livin' forever*
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Sucks to be you, I guess.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I don't mind it :3
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# What type of heaven?
The Jesus Heaven doesn't like sucide. So he might be sitting outside the gates.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Isn't suicide one of the things you get sent to hell for?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# nah
god loves everyone and can do anything, (apart from prevent horrendous suffering on earth apparently)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I had a dream like this a month or two back
Stuff happened, but then towards the end I found myself in a mostly submerged cave with a woman struggling against the flow of a grated drain. This woman was screaming "He's dying, and when he sleeps he dreams of me!" She managed to get to dry land, and headed towards a door with something in colourful chalk written on it. She was babbling about how "He loves us all really...he loves us so much he wouldn't really let us go to hell..."

So, she opens the door, and I'm hanging behind her in that weird dreamy way,and there are some stairs, and it looks a little like backstage at a venue I recognise from somewhere. I remember distinctly thinking that Morgan Freeman or someone would appear at the top of the stairs and say it was all true, and he does love us, and BOOM! Blinding light, and a ridiculously loud noise. Woke me up. If I was a religious man, I would've sworn it was the voice of God.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Is that a reference to something I am too ignorant to know about?
Or did you really have potentially the most frightening and bizzare dream I have heard of?

*shudders*
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Nope, I have a crazy head
I googled "he's dying..." and it's not a quote from anything. The caves looked a little bit like the antlion lair in HL2 - Ep II though. I had a look at the little thing I jotted down when I woke up, and apparently, she (we?) were being stalked by Koschei the deathless.

I had another dream years ago when I was going down a winding alley with high brick walls. I got to the end, where there was a door, which I opened. There were some steps leading down to a short corridor, at the end of which was a tiled pit filled with writhing souls. Sheer fucking utter terror. Never been so scared before or since. But the setting for that one was a mix between my school and the old swimming baths I used to visit.

They're not all bad though. Last week I got to do the sex with Jessica Alba!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Wow, you have some awesome dreams.
I can't remember my dreams, usually, though I did have a Giant Eskimo Home Invasion nightmare when I was a kid that has stayed with me.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)
# bah! no fair! I never get to do the sex with jessica alba!
and since the restraining order I can't do it when I'm awake either!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Blimey! You could write a blog
that I'd actually be interested in reading. Get to it you freaky brained individual!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I'm not going to get into another theological argument
where I explain my views, get called a knob and yet again have to put up with fashionable atheists thinking they're dead clever for taking the piss. It's not clever, it's fucking rude. Live and let live, that's what I say but it seems if you have faith of any sort then that rule is squashed by an even bigger rule called 'act like a know-it-all bigotted twat around Christians'. I just don't understand why it's necessary to be so rude about something like someone's faith when it affects you exactly zero percent. Not you, but one. And funnily enough, the people I know who are quite vocally anti Christianity are much less so when they haven't got their little friends around them to pat them on the back after every insult.

So no, not discussing it. I don't think it's that clear cut though, I will say that.

Edit: I know I went off on a bit of a rant there but I've already had a similar discussion today. Sorry for flying off the handle.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# good call
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# i used to say live and let live.

you know i did, you know i did, you know i did.

but in this ever changing world in which we live in it made me give in a try

*Dun Dun Dun - Dun Dun Dun*

Live and Let Die!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# best......bond theme....evaaaaaar
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *Votes Captain Wow for Mayor of London*
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# First on the agenda
is painting the Gherkin magenta.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Better than anything
Boris has come up with.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# And a different disco or funk track to be played
through loudspeakers across the city at half one. Cheer everyone up on their lunchbreak.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# nice one
bring back routemasters too.

and gold plate all the tramps
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# sweet
can second be getting a whale in the thames, permanently
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Fibreglass one, yes.
Real one, no. That's cruel.

Actually no, different member of the Welsh rugby team each day.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# it's that kind of moral fortitude
that make you right 4 the role
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Can we also have jugglers on street corner?
and someone to go round shooting litter bugs
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Its very strange on here today
Im going back to work i understand that better

(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Here Here..

Faith is a private thing and should be kept that way.

If this could only happen, the world would be a better place.

I believe this but I an starting to wonder if I should have posted it?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# good for you cap'n
As a certified christian I whole heartedly support your stance.
yay for christians
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Yay for everyone, ffs.
Especially the Hindus, I wish everyone else was that colourful. The Hindus win the style contest, for me, bless them.

Anyway, I didn't actually mean to go off on one. I've a few friends who are atheists in that... intolerant way and they're fine people, we just don't discuss religion.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# totally agree. (blimey we're getting deep today)(
you don't want to get me started on this!
as for christian views of suicide
"The 1997 Catechism of the Catholic Church indicates that suicide may not always be fully conscious – and thus not one-hundred-percent morally culpable: "Grave psychological disturbances, anguish, or grave fear of hardship, suffering, or torture can diminish the responsibility of the one committing suicide.""
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# You could say that martyrdom
or just the act of NOT running away from persecution and eventual death at the hands of religious intolerance could be counted as suicide. All shades of grey, innit.


Anyway, I'm off, having had my rant. Hugs to all.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I'm mildly tolerant of religion, everyone is entitled to their own beliefs and or ignorance
I just choose to go with the odds where belief is concerned, since I'm a scientist, and believe that based on the evidence I have seen, that there is nothing more than this and that afterlifes and heavens are fabrications of the human psyche.

that, and I prefer to talk about sex with you.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# this^
hindu's are fab, i like religions with hundreds of multi coloured deities.

don't much care for the others that only have the one mind you.

but i'm getting into that today.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Are you inferring that all atheists are intolerant?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I approve of your username
wholeheartedly

*spluffs for BoC*

(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Hey!
Why didn't I get a certificate?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I think if other people's religions, beliefs and beliefs in general didn't effect other people, then they would have no reason to argue or strike back about it.
As such people tend to be quite reactionary about the whole thing, much the same thing happened with sexual equality and feminists being incredibly reactionary to try and tip the scales so to speak.

Personally I don't think there's should be any more credence to religious or faith beliefs (whatever you may call them if you don't technically belong to a religion) and don't think they have any right to be elevated above socio-political views or any such secular opinion.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I believe in invisible ice-cream
*gets slaves to build an over-elaborate church to celebrate invisible ice-cream, using money which could have been used to prevent people dying of starvation*
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Seeing an acquaintance being manifestly delusional is disturbing.
It affects us that way, even if the religion in question has almost no effect on anything, like the C of E.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# pfft
I must say, I have a certain affection for the way you have made your points. Do you have a book about you that I could live my life by plz?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Heh heh heh.
Careful now.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I'm a firm believer in being rude to the religious.
Being religious isn't clever, and the tradition of giving respect to religion is an error.
I wouldn't be respectful if you sincerely claimed to believe in something equally ridiculous that you'd made up yourself, I'd call you a twat. "Stop saying that, you twat, it's idiotic," I'd say. Hence, that's what I say to religion.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# A little knowledge
is a dangerous thing.

I'd recommend reading some Karl Popper on the philosphy of science, then go read about Bishop Berkeley's ideas on subjective idealism, it's not as cut and dried as you think.

Or alternatively, just continue to be rude of those who see the world in a different way than yourself.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I have read some of Karl Popper on the philosophy of science.
*pats Unended Quest*
What are you saying? I'm down with Popper: 1) we are perpetually wrong, 2) there exists an objective truth to grope towards. Berkley, on the other hand, can go kick some rocks.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# What I'm saying is that I'm a firm believer in being patronising to people who refuse to have an open mind
:D
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Fair play to you.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I used to believe
but there was always that niggling doubt that I couldn't rationalise against what I knew of science.

Still, I respect christianity, and all other religions, except scientology. It might not be any less believable than the other religions, but I just can't cope with people being suckered into it...
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# knob
/runs off giggling like a girl
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# affects = exactly zero percent??
I'm happy for you to love any sky daddy you want.

But the implications for beliefs, yours and others are felt world wide. No fault of the belief mind, more the people who carry out such acts in the name of sky daddy.

I’ll believe in people first.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# This actually reminds me
Another forum I go on, had this very debate, where I called god an 'Imaginary twat in the clouds'

The Christians response to this. Offer to fight me if we ever met. It was pure genius.

For every 'turn the other cheek' there is 'an eye for an eye'.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# other forum?
What you mean?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)
# THE other forum
Its basically the space on the internet that is not taken up by b3ta.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I hope you made the point
that, if he exists, he is a twat.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# It wasn't even me debating whether he did or didn't
as I don't particularly care - I just like making religo's fume.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Well, I'm an atheist so that whole argument doesn't really concern me.
Meh meh meh I'll shut up now.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I'm a gaytheist
I believe that everything is gay
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# That's so gay.
That's gay, dude.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# But in double negative land
Does this make gay peopel straight? Two gays make a plus.....
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# it does
and they are dirty and shameful
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# lol heaven
*ignores*
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# you have been on b3ta for a while haven't you?
think of Maddie!

I agree that it's sad, but tragedy is almost always funny.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# About a week now, yeah.
Suicide doesn't really make me laugh too much at the moment though.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# heheh a week. May not be true young scamp!
I had a mate do himself in, it was sad. I didn't joke about it. But then Alan Davies came to his funeral which was a bit funny.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Welcome to B3ta!
You'll get used to it.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# It's my first day.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Relax dude
don't get all indignant, b3ta is b3ta.

(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# RELIGION LOLOLBLAH FUCKING WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE BOLLOCKS.
I'm not going to discriminate against anyone on religious grounds so why does everyone feel the need to give their 20cents from their viewpoint. Honestly don't give a fuck.

Rage rage rage stomp stomp stomp.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# because it's interesting to talk about sometimes
it'll be ok. Promise.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# It's really just the most tedious subject. No one is going to agree with each other because it's such a personal thing to the individual.
That and it's lame. Totally weak lame.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# You hold the power to delete the whole argument
if you feel really evil.
I love religion debates, they're cosy.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# C _ _ K E
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Czxke?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# bah!
that's the third game in a row you've won.

bloody polish version of hangman.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Well, I do know words.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# CRRKE
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# C%£ke?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# CAYKE!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# *BING BING BING BING*
Winner of a big slice of cayke is AEIYM.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Fuck yes!


Help yourself to a slice.

Hang on, have I actually won a cake? Yes. I have. Definitely.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# walk into your local cayke establishment
claim your prize by stating

"i claim my prize of a free slice of 'insert cayke type here'"

Pay administration fee of approx. £1.79 per slice.

Enjoy.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# M&S on Oxford Street, then.
It's always the admin charge that bites you in the arse with them cunts.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)
# COCK

with a silent E
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Is today groundhog day
or is everything the same again and again
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Not sure...

I will go and check
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# whose ded?
Edit: IS TONY HART DEAD? FUUUUCK! NOOOOO! TONY!! DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT TONY!! NOOOO!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# 'im dead
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# your ded?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# MY DED
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Zed's ded baby!
Zed's ded!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I think it's Neil Buchanan.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# phew!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Ken Dods Dads Dogs Dead

* or so someone once told me?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I think his dog
was called Doug.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# no, that's that bloke over there >>>>> with a spade in his head
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I think that bloke was much further over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with a spade in his head
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# whale in the pope etc
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Bad Taste BBC
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I love the idea
that he concentrated so much on the pasta border.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# My thoughts
exactly :)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)