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# Grr...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Shopped only please...
NING FWM
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Morning Wobbles!
How the Dickens are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Absolutely Bloody Average!
- Happy to be at work
- Only a slight hangover
- Loads of Coffee and Jaffa Biscuits
- b3ta (to keep me busy)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:29, archived)
# What about your cock?
Tell us all about your cock.
In extensive detail.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Oooo....
What an erect cock you have.

* Genuinely Impressed
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Happy to be at work?
You lucky sod...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Well sort of...
At least I can b3ta and not have to worry about wasting my own time?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:35, archived)
# holy shit, that's scary-woo.
Threadjack:

Morning everyone.
I'd post this on /talk, but I fear them. The time of year has come around where Mockingbird must make his summertime drivealong compilation CD, to be used with the windows down doing slow speeds along sunny country lanes with a car full of friends on the way to beaches and parties and the like. I would very much appreciate your suggestions for tracks that would suit it.

List so far:

In the Summertime – Shaggy
Steal my sunshine – Len
Summertime - Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
Feeling Good - Muse
Kate - Ben Folds Five
Sloop John B - Beach boys
Monday, Monday - Mamas and the Papas
Teenage Kicks - Undertones
Freebird - Lynryd Skynryd
Today was a good day - Ice Cube
Bombtrack - RATM
Cocaine - Eric Clapton
Where did you sleep last night - Leadbelly
Cecelia - Simon and Garfunkel
Voodoo Chile - Hendrix
Dreaming of you - the Coral
Buzz Fledderjohn - Tom Waits
Summer in the City - Regina Spektor
Sort Skirt, Long Jacket - Cake
AM Radio - Everclear
Immigrant song - Led Zeppelin
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Would you mind winding your windows back up, please?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:27, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:28, archived)
# no I will not,
I would be too warm.

the volume and timing will be carefully monitored.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Well... seeing as it's you...
Okay then.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Fucking Hell
MY first thought at seeing that was "If I was fucked by that, would I feel him lisking inside my rectum." with a wash of genuine interest.

I now sicken myself. Off to the lab!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Well if you're going MOR
Here comes the summer - Undertones

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:27, archived)
# MOR?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Middle Of the Road.
meaning music that is guaranteed to offend nobody.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:32, archived)
# OH, IT OFFENDS ME.
 
MORTALLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Middle of the road! FFS
how about
9pm till I come - ATB
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:32, archived)
# I don't think that warranted a FFS.
Besides, if you're in the middle of the road you'd pose a serious threat to drivers coming the other way. Naughty Vinegar.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Well on my driving license application
It said tear down the dotted line

www.instantrimshot.com/
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I failed my first driving test
with the written comment from the examiner:

FAIL - Endangered life of pupil, examiner, other road users and the general public.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:39, archived)
# You win
I bow down before your appauling driving ability

Please let me know when you are next on the road
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I'm all better now
and drive boringly, like a little old lady according to everyone polled thus far.

This style of driving is ace in summertime though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Summer Girl - Type O Negative
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:28, archived)
# On the road again - Canned Heat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Carcass - anything
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# That'd be my choice!

Although Heartwork has the most summery feel to it, if you will
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 May 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I prefer Keep on Rottin'
It is a bit more uptempo than Heartwork. Failing Carcass go with The Berzerker.

Edit: Or some SunnO))) because it has the word Sun in the name therefore it must be summery.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 14 May 2008, 10:10, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# nwa - fuck tha police?
now that's a proper cruisin' tune :p
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I'm too white to carry that one off well
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:30, archived)
# i understand
when the ipod shuffles onto a decent hip hop track and i turn it up a bit, I always feel like a bit of a nob driving around with it booming out the car windows.

actually, i'd reccommend some iron maiden for summer driving, hmmm flight of icarus i'd say

also: Blind man, Blind man by Herbie Hancock. poifect
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I'd say something by Rage Against the Machine

I always associate them with summer and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:36, archived)
# this is actually a fine idea.
hmm.
Bulls on Parade or Bombtrack?

Tempted by the latter just for the lyric "It's just another Funky Radical Bomb Track"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Souls of mischief - 93 till infinity
Best

Anything

EVAR!

EDIT thanks cr3

www.blenda.com/sounds/items/9089Souls%20of%20Mischief%20-%2093%20til%20Infinity.mp3

EDIT EDIT arse it cuts out halfway through, but you get the general idea...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:30, archived)
# *files for later checkings*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:31, archived)
# :D
*agrees*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:32, archived)
# How about...

How can I say I love you, when your sitting on my fucking face?
(Roy Chubby Brown)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I hate that man
so no.
but thank you for your contribution, all are read and valued.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Monty python
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Staying Out For The Summer - Dodgy
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 14 May 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I'm quite sure there are laws against playing that with open windows.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:40, archived)
# He said summery music...
I could have suggested

East Hastings - Godspeed You Black Emperor

But that's none too cheery and summery...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 14 May 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Fair enough.
My recommendation is Velcro Lewis and his 100% proof band.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I love Godspeed and ASMZ and the other contellation types
but not quite right for the tone I want to set. If anyone in the car thinks during the song or stops smiling unless it's to ask for an icecream then I will have failed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Precisely - thus Dodgy...
Alternatively:

Green Machine - Kyuss.

that's music to drive to in hot sunshine alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 14 May 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Ah yes, Kyuss would be great too.
Or Los Natas, pretty similar kind of thing but South American.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 14 May 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Freebird by the Skynyrd
Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In by Fifth Dimension
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Running away - Roy Ayers
Double Dutch - Fatback Band
If 6 was 9 - Bootsy Collins
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Ice Cube-Today Was A Good Day
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Excellent
I must listen to this now!

in the vague hope that it will be
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:36, archived)
# it's a great summer tune :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Dead of Winter - Eels
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:35, archived)
# I enjoyed E's book
www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0316027871
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# he was on a random documentae on telly t'other day
missed the end cos i had to go to bed, think it was about his father being some amazing physicist making a theory about alternative universes. interesting
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:48, archived)
# I have seen that before.
It's really good.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West) - Benny Hill
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Spannish Flea - Herb Alpert
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Phil Collins
In the air tonight.

*runs*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:38, archived)
# *shoots*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Ewww
That gross!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Awaiting the Frozen Blasphemy of the Necroyeti's Lusting Necrobation Upon The Altar Of Voxrfszzzisf - Impaled Northern Moonforest
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:38, archived)
# which remix?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Cliff Richard Sturm und Drang Eisenbahn Concrete Mix
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 May 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Run! Christian, Run! - Super Furry Animals
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:38, archived)
# "Summertime" - The Sundays
I dont really do twee pop songs, but this makes me grin like a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:38, archived)
# I know this is going to be controversial
The Cheeky song by the cheeky girls
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:39, archived)
# my parents met them in a services on the M40 once
trufax, though dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:40, archived)
# tough gig circuit, motorway services
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:43, archived)
# 'we are the cheeky girls you are the cheeky boys'
'die fuckers!!!'
*cheekies look round, confused. see a chap playing crisis zone*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Were they armed?
Your parents not the Cheeky twins
if so how come said cheeky girls are still alive?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:43, archived)
# it was before they were nationally exposured
so my parents didn't know who they were.

A few weeks later they were on TV (cheeky girls, that is) and my folks went "we saw them in a service station. They had on tiny boob tubes, hot pants and enormour raincoats, and were choosing sandwiches and crossword books in the shop."
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Were they providing "Services"
Pfft
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Hello Sunday Hello Road - Gil Scott-Heron
Classy tune for any day involving sun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Wed 14 May 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Get on up - 5ive
Woo! Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 14 May 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Popsingers Fear of the Pollen Count - The Divine Comedy
Everyday Should Be a Holiday - The Dandy Warhols
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 14 May 2008, 10:03, archived)
# something by beethoven
though after his openings, to be honest, he does tend to get a little fucking boring
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 14 May 2008, 10:08, archived)
# HERE ARE MY SUGGESTIONS - HEED THEM WELL
Pick your favorite Roy Ayers song and place that prominently on the CD, either at teh start to set the mood or possibly as a central linchpin to the whole proceedings. I would personally go for Everybody Loves the Sunshine from Everybody Loves the Sunshine, but there are a host of great songs to pick from.

Next - Gil Scott Herron is a very good idea, well done Gregor Lenko. I would go for Lady Day and John Coltrane or We Almost Lost Detroit, but those are personal preferences (in fact I'd probably put Winter in America on CD and take that with you in the car to provide an alternative soundtrack).

Find Sprain your tape deck by Edan, listen to it, pick your favorite. I like lets be friends.

This next one is important and hard to get but try and try and try and you will be happy - if you can't find it Gaz me and I'll see what I can do for you. The band is called East of Underground and they have a record called East of Underground. This is an awesome record. Track 2 is a cover of Smiling Faces, if you can get this it will lift your soul to new heights of delight.

Bring it down a few with Alien Ant Farm Smooth Criminal, Gwen Stefanni ... whatever that Pherell song where she sings about her shit being bananas is, or Scooby Snacks by the FLC.

The Isley Brothers, Fight the Power OR Who's that Lady? not both. I'd go for Who's that Lady, but that's because I've got it in my car at the moment and I love it.

This one's very important -- The Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin.

Find something by Garry Higgins, see if you like it add it if you do.

(King Tubby is the) Dub Organiser by Lee 'Scratch' Perry.

Young Marble Giants get anything by them

Anything from Money Mark's Push the Button LP

Lady Don Tek No by Latyrx

Bow Down by Westside Connect Gang

Still Alive, the song from the end of the game Portal...

Dave Dee Dozy Beeky Mitch and Titch - Hold Tight...

Justice - We Are Your Friends is very good, but you might look like a dick pumping it hard on your car stereo with the windows open... doesn't stop me like.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 14 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I think much of this evening may be dedicated to finding and exploring these suggestions, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Pretty much any song...
...by the Fun Lovin' Criminals, but I favour "King of New York" personally.

Oh and "National Express", Divine Comedy.

Depending on your mood you might also include "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen, for a good old singalong drivey type thing (I'm always a passenger, so I always sing!) :D
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Wed 14 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Now remove all songs with references to feeling happy in summer.
Do you really want music which tells you what you're doing while you're doing it?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 14 May 2008, 10:52, archived)
# if you found a song which helped you feel EVEN HAPPIER in summer with your friends
would you discount it because it mentioned happy summer friends?

Do I exclusively want music that refers to the activities I plan to engage in while enjoying it? No.

Will I exclude a song based on such a connection? No, fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:51, archived)
# kate bush
sunset
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# :D
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Where did you get copies of my wedding photos from?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Could the bride's mother move back a bit please?
A bit more...
Just a little bit more...
Keep going...
Another hundred yards...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:30, archived)
# You know her?
I upset her grandchildren the other day
She's opened a shop doing crystal therapy and healing.
I asked if she sells broom sticks.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:36, archived)
# My favourite comment about a mother-in-law...
"She's pissed off because a house landed on her sister."
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# You made me office lol
Bad Mole
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:46, archived)
# am I the only one thinking...
KILL IT WITH HAMMERS AND FIRE!!!!!!

?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:29, archived)
# YAY FOR EVIL TEEFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# COR YOUR BIRD IS WELL HOT
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:58, archived)
# This confirms a lot about goats
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Holy
Christing FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:59, archived)