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# USER PARTICIPATION REQUIRED
To appreciate this post, please un-maximise your browser window,
grab hold of one of the sides* and move it left and right.

Humming a jolly ditty may add to the enjoyment

*of the browser window, NOT the accordion!

edit: looks better in a reply window as it won't move up and down so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Fucking
Woo

*Clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! palmr The speaking clock says:, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# That's fucking fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)
# science!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Clevah!
(__, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# FUCKING YES

is this some sort of christian magic?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# oooh I've been a jolly ploughboy for many a year
and oi've sat on some rocks
and I've dranked up some beer
but never have oi sawed such a sight to behold
as a cow that's on heat
and my cock in the cold.

nice work. I like this a lot, hence the song.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Fucking nice.
Make it screen size then we can hold the sides of our screens and do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# No can do, I'm afraid.
If it started off full-width, it'd push the right-hand image to the next line as soon as you made it a bit smaller. I think.

If you want to fuck around with it, highlight the pics only, "view selection source code" (in FF), copy and paste the source code into a new message (or a full-screen reply) and change the "width=xx%" number. (don't post it, obviously!)

edit: credit to Mystery Bob for posting something a few days ago with similar image attribute shenanigans, which inspired this post.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I already did all that :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)
# ahh
it all makes sense now, firebugged and now I see why you settled on 30%... didn't realise there were two fixed end-bits
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)
# this is very very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Ha Ha.
Thats fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Sounds good too !
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze boxed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:49, archived)
# frigging
woosome!
*clicks*
*hums*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Does it REALLY move?
I've no idea how to do what your instructions suggest - or am I being conned?

I'm feeling very...


What do you do? - in simpleton terms please
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Make your browser smaller
grab the edge
pull it smaller, then bigger again.
It doesn't really get much simpler than how it's already explained, heheh.
Click the button just left of close on your browser, or double click the title bar.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Ok
I did that and the accordian closed but it won't do anything else?

I can't seem to "grab" the edge to make it do anything
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Grab the edge of the browser itself, not the accordion...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Thanks for your patience Clansoul!
That's bloody clever!

Clicked and Woo!

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I am wearing a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# hats make everything better
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:13, archived)
# instructions edited accordingly.
or is it accordiongly?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:10, archived)
# badum-tish!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# that's not how they sound :[
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:13, archived)
# *sad trombone*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Click . . . I Like This . . . and save for laters . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:58, archived)
# This is super awesome internets magic at its best.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# oh, now that's just fucking genius!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Hell yes.
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Genie
Arse!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 3:05, archived)
# heh, this is silliness. good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:42, archived)
# ooh you clever clogs
brill stuff
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:54, archived)
# I think this is genius.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# its playtime
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)
# woo !
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# replying to my own post:
this appears to work differently under Windows 2000 compared to XP - with XP the images resize while you are moving the window, whereas under 2000 they only move after you have let go of the edge handle.

I assume this is how 2000 does things as IE also operates the same. Apologies if you are on 2000 as the effect is not nearly so good :[ If anyone knows how to force browsers operating under win 2000 to resize while you are dragging, reply here or gaz me.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# isn't there an option to
'show window contents while dragging' in the display properties effects tab ?
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# fucking genius,
cheers spa :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# This is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:48, archived)
# that's
clebber
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)
# clever bastard
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)