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# Not sure if this is the right place....
but i need someone to make something that is awesome...

if you've heard the song 'facination' by Alphabeat, I need someone to change the lyrics to 'masterbation' instead... its a dead fit I swear

so who is going to rise to the challenge?
(bignutter, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)
# feck off, you pig shitter
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Ahh, so this is when /board gets scary
I'd heard it gets like that so I was nervous about coming over but everyone has been lovely while I've been here until now.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# we ARE lovely
except when people are stupid
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# *hopes I don't do anything stupid then* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# you will be ok here,
your loved on talk. so you will be fine here.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
# fluzzy
*smooches*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Hello lovely
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
# absolutely spiffing
and i have a baby with 2 teeth. (cut within 2 days)
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
# hoorah!
My baby has lost four in four days!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)
# not me.
'ning everyone

does anyone know a really in depth digital painting tutorial?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)
# See my post below for instructions
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Oh Dear...
...
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)
# i'll rise
to post this:
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)
# lol, you've lost control of your chopper!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# what i like is that it says
'Chicago fire department' on it
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# well, they ain't going to deliver much fire with their helicopters parked like that!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Is this pretty much what you were looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)
# its what i've been looking for all my life
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Now that's what I like!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# LESBIANISM.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)
# you win
the internets
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# LYBIANISM?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# LEBONISM?
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# haha this is bit like /talk
/talk is where you don't post pictures but you post words instead of the pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:02, archived)
# No rule against posting a text thread
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# This kind of thing is more suited to the talk board, really.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Its perfectly suited to here also
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Seems unnecessary to start a new thread with it.
This board is generally for original work or images or whatever, rather than a request.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# May have been once, long ago
before /talk

but a bit pointless and quite frankly rude these days
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# No post ruling against a text thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# tell me more about these 'words'
Are they like lolcats, but without the cats?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Heracy
No such place exists.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I for one welcome this text post
MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING, LESS OF KILLERKITTI
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# what's wrong with killerkitti?
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Ooh, I haven't brought out my big rotating fail for ages
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I'LL DO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
LEAPFUCKOFF!

edit: you may have more luck (unt less flaming) in the not this board.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)
# That's incredible
Alphabeat is officially dope
Photobucket

Incredible, just amazing, phenomenal, incredible
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Zane Low is a shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)
# That is the most important reply in the world today
And totally amazing, just phenomenal, incredible
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I nearly saw them yesterday.
I won tickets to see Royworld, but couldn't get a babysitter.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
#
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Got a real life LOL.
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Same here :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:06, archived)
# we're a tad more visual than lyrical over here, although at times you'd never know
might i suggest to avoid this^ sort of response
further queries of this kind be posted as a tj in an existing thread,
also i'm not familiar with the particular beat combo or the tune you mention.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# RAWRL!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
go here:
www.whatareweyourfuckingshittycoverversionmakingbitches.com
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# its a dead link...
i think horse love would be a better place to go personally.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:10, archived)
# why did you just link him to
murdoch-space?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Gaffney's disappointed in you.
00037136-DAE6-1E78-A0F080C328EC0000.jpg 200�56 pixels
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# he looks like he's just had a really really really
big shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# you are
lazy git
top lurkage btw
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Look old chap
pop an image in your thread please


(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# who is this lakeside nazi anyway
he seems very calm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Sorry, we don't do stuff that's awesome

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# i really think we should
this board needs more awesome, i'll propose it as a challenge, fire up photoshop and do something awesome it'll say.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I would vote for that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Ooo, I'll give it a go
lalalalala (some lyrics I don't know)
masturbation
lalalalala
decoration
lalalalala
domination
lalalalala
any other word that sounds like facination because it's a dead fit he swears


Do I get royalties now?
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Only Prince Philip, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Dang
I was hoping for a good one, I have 5 Prince Philips already
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I have a prince william in swapsies
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Woohoo!
*pounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# 252.26 KB? FAIL!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
so it is, splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)
# it was worth it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# how long have you been waiting to use that img?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I fucking hate that High School Musical shite indie pop bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
# *shakes head*
Twas a time when the peoples of B3ta would help a person without the necissary skills with such tasks- but alas some of you are grumpy sods

I have a dream... that b3tans help each other make works of true genius
I have a dream....that we all get along quite well...

I had a dream that I was with your mum last night....wait...that was no dream
(bignutter, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)