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# Ning, peeps.

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# cocks on fire
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# burning burning with desiiire?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# burning burning
like Jacob Dyer

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# love this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k25X8RAjJ00
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# hahahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# right, i've heard a lot about this jacob dyer,
looks like he has funny youtube vids, but how did this all get started?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# well he went to France.....
Here's a short excerpt from his much-acclaimed autobiography...

"my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it. "
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# sigh
ahhhhhha it's butters! of course.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

cunt
(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# mr horrible is responsible
www.b3ta.com/board/6191575
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# good lord
that thread reads like a broken matrix
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
#
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# no square brackets?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# [It'a a quote,
I should have put double quotes around it, damn! ;?) ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Sexeh. . .
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Honey monster with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Captain Wow's bottom
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I'll need....*ahem*....reference.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# use your imagination
I've been doing that all morning.
Excuse me for a moment.....
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Idea
More Kat!!! =D You draw chloe so much that I think Kat deserves a chance to be worshipped by a few fans...
(Greenroom, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# the werewolves in drag take manhattan
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# FIGGING
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Ducks
(I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I think that I would have stood a better chance
if I said ducks with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# What an interesting thought
* Has JJ ever done ducks?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Duck
Billed platypus
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Davros
on a disabled lift.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# 'lo chap
hows things?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# good thanks!
although i'm in desperate need of coffee!

Zzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# i watched sholin soccer last night then fell asleep on the sofa
just as it ended. i woke up at about 2am and wandered up to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# great film!
i watched the last of Heroes season 2, was quite cool but not as good as Season 1 and a little like an exercise in walking in circles. Enjoyable all the same though
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# i think it's bacause of the writers strike and the fact that they had to cut the season short.
i enjoyed it, mind.

sholin soccer is good, but kung fu hustle was better.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# he's fallen out of his wheelchair and he can't get up
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# She pushed me . . .
/Little Britain


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# this with less clothes
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# I currently have no where proper to live
no car, and increasingly less girlfriend.

So how 'bout a Squirrel with tits?



Or a speedboat.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# has she kicked you out and set fire you your car?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Oh no, that would have been easy.
Car I bought was dodgey so had to get a refund.

Flat we're moving into (new build) is delayed again - thus making a temporary arrangement to live with the parents for a couple of weeks become a FULL YEAR.

And the girlfriend has decided that she needs time off to 'decide what she wants.'

Fab.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# they have had a year to finish it and havn't been able too?
do they have your money or not?

car is an arse, are you getting a new one?

the current mrs thor said she needed time off to figure out what she wanted, i said for her not to expect me to still be waiting if she did.

if she wants time i suggest you go out and shag whilst you are 'on a break'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Nope, no money handed over.
But it's always been "Just one more week..." so we think...ok! Might as well stick it out we've come this far. (Friends are in charge of building work.)

On autotrader now looking for a car.

Told MrsB the same thing. We'll see where that goes.

/Rantyrantrant
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# i'm looking for a new car as well
as some fool rammed me from behind and made my car a financial write off.

i'm now awaiting my settlement from insurance company.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# It's not Barrets is it?
they did that to us for 6 months, bastards :(

On the chick side living with your parents can be a real trial. Fuck know's my lass was losing her mind by the end of her time with mine (not taht they didn't get on just it's a weird situation). But i'd say if she's very uncertain (as in more than a little wobble) then call it quits. How long have you been together?

Have you signed a mortgage contract together?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# 7 years.
And thankfully, the biggest contract we've signed is a BT phone line.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# 7 years
Fuck, she should probably know if it's forever by now.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# ah, the seven year itch.
bloody women.

sounds like she needs a slap, a good seeing to and a hearty meal at a fine eatery.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I could do with that as well, my friend.
I'm running out of effort.

Still, I have my first archery lesson tonight...London 2012 here I come!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# pffft
step one: Insurance
step two: Shoot woman with arrow "accidentally"
step three: Profit
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I wish I didn't love her.
Would make this so much easier.

Stupid bint.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# the insurance money will help you get over the loss.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Step four: Hookers.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# and black jack
forget the blackjack
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I'd invite everyone round to mine for blackjack and hookers.
I just don't have any where to invite you to!


Right. Ok. Rant over now. Cheers guys. You are teh lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# better out than in
*biffs on shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# well of course
why else would you put up with her wanting 'to find herself' at this crucial point and not scream at her and tell her to back her fucking bags for having brought you this far.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# ^what he says.
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I demand some Ryu Hayabusa ninja goodness!
with/without tits

*demands*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Merton Chumblebank - attorney at law
and also short sighted mole.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Ooo Nice!
NING JJ!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# How about me going on a murderous rampage through my office
peeling off colleagues' skin with shattered keyboard plastic before slowly dragging out my boss' anus with the hook from the coat stand.

/bad morning blog
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Some kind of softcore yiff-porn?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# JOHN BELUSHI
... he was funny and now he's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# something to make me less angry....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I still vote speedboat.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# with tits
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# The Magnets of King George
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# something something something..tits
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Ning JJ
Chloe !!

or a granite octopus.
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# piglets!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
#
Phroaw!
Is there nothing you can't draw?

Scarlet next.

Draw a Giant Centipeed being used a skipping rope by Scarlet.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# is that a centipede that's just had a slash?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Elementary...
Why yes it is. I wish to see this happen.

Will you draw this, Jollyjack?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I disagree
I think Chloe needs more attention!
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I agree.
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I also concur
Having her boobs motorboated by her slaves.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
#
Chloe with a time machine getting up to all kinds of mischief.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)