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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: PHOTOSHOP THOM YORKE


Radiohead's Thom Yorke is the nation's most mysterious, charismatic pop star. He's also devilishly handsome, and ripe for photo-shopping. So that's the challenge.

This challenge is a Challenge Dictator challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# YES!
fine young man.
(Gleryff , yawn, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Indeed
(tzuruki put's his nephew in the microwave, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# But...
None of the source pictures need changing to become hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:59, archived)
# woop
quite-so
(Gleryff , yawn, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# ha ha ha ha you say that because he is slightly different looking ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# he's a beautiful freak.
and also he IS JAMES BLUNT
(Gleryff , yawn, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# I had great fun
watching the Paralympics earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# too much related.
it boggles the mind.
(Gleryff , yawn, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Why is there a drop shadow on his moustache?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:59, archived)
# I heard it was quite fashionable these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# *applies*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Do you have a "shit challenge" detector?
If so, please stop using it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# *Tick Tick Tick Tick*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# OH MY GOD HIS CLCOK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# :o
haha

is this a record on the "This challenge is shit" type post?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# *casts +10 MLNGLMLGNLMGLNGLNLGMLGNGLNLMLNLNLGML*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Good job, Discomeats!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Great Job, Mediocre!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:14, archived)
# What do you suggest instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# 'Shop Dan Ackroyd's forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
# "Hello, is that the police? yes, I just saw dan ackroyds forehead steal a priceless ming vase and a potato"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Rahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# What kind of shit films would Chevy Chase be in today if he was still a big name?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Ooh.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# hahahaha
he was in shit films long past being a big name

really, why was he in shit films long past being a big name
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# I dunno, butt I likes da Chevy.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Hi chevy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I love classic Chevy, too.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)
#
This
Or failing that,
this, with added XLVII suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# coo, ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# You REALLY think an LHC compo would be better?
I think it's you who needs to check their 'Shit Compo Detector'.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# It requires far more imagination than "Thom Yorke looks funny so I'll make him look normal".
And seeing as it says APART FROM what was predicted to happen, it could be ANYTHING, which could be a brilliant challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# It was a good suggestion until
everyone turned the LHC into a bandwagon of shit. Just weird physics entries would have worked.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# to be fair, it might work...but knowing people, it'll just be shit with a couple of gems.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# The board has been full of LHC pics over the past week anyway
and although dinosaurs may be fun, I am willing to bet most entries would be the same two or three jokes based around the first page of a google image search for 'dinosaur'.

There are no shit challenges, only shit entries. I guess it's just easier to moan about the subject than put any effort into making funny pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# It's as much fault of the challenge than of the entries - one that doesn't seem to require much imagination won't seem to require much effort, either.
And it wouldn't necessarily just be about the LHC, as AW just said "Just weird physics entries would have worked."
And it's contemporary, which is always fun to look back on.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)
# stop whining and see below
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:15, archived)
# I was replying already
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:16, archived)
# they could always put Thom Yorke on a dinosaur
why do people feel limited, photoshop Thom Yorke could mean draw a picture of a giant pea wanking off in to a nun's open cassock while the ghost of Thom Yorke looks disapprovingly on.

These kids, no imagination
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Which is my point.
If the challenge doesn't SEEM to require much imagination (a challenge about Thom Yorke would really provoke the obvious - his eye, I expect), it's not very likely that it will.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:16, archived)
# you can't blame people being lazy on the person setting the challenge
that's like saying art galleries shouldn't exist because someone will walk in and out without getting anything from it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Not at all,
I'm saying why not pick a more imaginative challenge?
We know what the problem is that causes shit challenges, why not try and avoid them?

And no-one leaves an art gallery without getting anything from it, don't be silly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# A challenge about the LHC
seems to provoke the obvious to me too - lots of pics of people in lab coats being sucked into black holes.

'Shit' challenges always produce good pics and 'good' challenges always produce shit pics. It's all down to whoever is making them.

If you are really worried about this challenge being shit, why not make it better by creating a series of fantastic pictures and jokes? You can even have Thom Yorke being sucked into a black hole in Switzerland if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Not at all:
Apart from black holes, strangelets, and the return of the antichrist to Earth, what awesome physics side-effects will the LHC create when it's switched on at the same time this week's compo goes live?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:26, archived)
# If b3ta has taught us anything
it's that people never bother reading the instructions for the challenge.

It would be a week of shitty black hole, strangelet and anti-christ jokes, coupled with something sublime from Monkeon that nobody else would ever have thought of.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# O_o
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:16, archived)
# This could be quite amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] He's a crepe
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# That's a poppadum, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# racist!
they all look the same to me
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# *chutneys*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# damn
he gives me the crepes.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)
# ....or the moon
From the Tonight, Tonight video.
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)
# well it figures... the last challenge was really good, I suppose we need a shit one to restore the balance
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I AM MOANING ABOUT THIS COMPO.
(o_-) - i am thom
 |_|
 | |
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# this made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)
# I concur!
.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 8:44, archived)
# WINNER!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I think I've heard the name before
but I don't even recognise this so called famous musician/pop star/whatever.

I thought it might be the really posh one out of Blur but I have been informed he was actually in Radiohead. The only people I know who listened to Radiohead were three of my geeky friends who never ever managed to get laid, apart from one who looked like a fat Mr Bean who always had strange LT girlfriends.
(KingOfMyCastle, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)
# 46 people have clicked this as of this morning.
You're all idiots!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:59, archived)
# but he's not symetrical
and he is now
(Gleryff , yawn, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# oh good, I've got a lot on at the moment, glad there isn't a decent image challenge to take part in

;) (only kidding Mr F, although I am a bit busy so won't jump in both feet first, although I can pee thusly........)

(not compo'd 'cos its not photoshopped - obviously!)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
oh sorry, I just got caught up a bit in the moment there

edit: FP THIS NOW TWICE!
shit, I really got carried away

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Johnny Vegas has lost some weight!!


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# *Cue hundreds of images with Thom sporting two normal eyes*
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
# which one is it again?
i meen, i thought they was both normal like me.
(Gleryff , yawn, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# ^This.
Exactly this.
And all the reposts! FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok,comptuer dude. In rainbow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Already done
And it was unpopular and shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# thom has well spruced me up.
would, i daresay.
(Gleryff , yawn, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# i go away for quite some time....
and when i come back this is the calibre "o" challenge, phfft
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Aha
So we can blame it all on you!
Stop going away.
SiT.
Stay.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:24, archived)
# QUICK, PHONE THE WEBSHERIFF!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# "Hello, is this websherrif"
"Yes®"
"Fuck off"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Inevitable repost.
Thom Björk

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Looks weirdly like Simon Pegg
Also: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I thought that as well...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Much more pleasant to look at
...than Thom Winehouse... :)

(ShockMeSane is wandering the lonely streets, muttering softly, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I LOVE YOU THOM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)