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# From left to right...

Me, the girl at work, her boyfriend.
She doesn't even know!
(Virulent, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# The girl at work has no tits...
You are best rid of her...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# This
muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# her boyfriend is a swastica

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Forgot...
to put blood pouring off my wrists ;)
(Virulent, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# dont be forgetting your fringe
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# who can forget the fridge
it's full of delicious chilled things!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# she looks a bit sturdy and he looks gangly and limp
I think you could take him...

also -- awwwww; chin up
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# that he's gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Get over it ya big emo
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# ..
"Hello luvvies. Today's story is about..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# i played this as liverpool lost last night
...


twas not a smart move in a pub full of scousers
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I once went into the rival pub from my old local
and put Saturday Night by Wigfield on five times in a row when I knew very well that the staff working didn't have access to the Jukebox controls:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# i top that by putting "shine on ou crazy diamond-live"* in a pub full of techno
:D

*13 minute version...it at first i was hated, and when it cicked in, everyone was soooo chilled it was unreal :-s


...actually, your story still wins.

the trumps are yous, sah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hehehe not really
As everyone hates Wigfield even the people that have never heard of her!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I thought by looking at the filename it was going to be an actual story.
Not Romea and Juliet:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# /it also used to be the 'Our Tune' theme on the Simon bates show
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I know.
I used to listen to it in art class:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# lovely
brings back memories
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# the song always ended up being 'I can't live' by Harry Nilsson
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Herman loves Paul(ine)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# took me a minute there
i thought it was a hill with eyes
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
# You'll never get her.
Not with ears that big!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# ha ha!
i found this comment amusing
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Why does he have two penisses as breasts...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Awwww stick figures in love

My advice: break their feets and have unprotected skullfuck sex with kittens in the middle of the road.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# gooooooooooooood advice!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# yeh yeh boo fucking hoo. I could fill the whole board with pics like this.
now...does anyone think that a cartoon person sitting on a toilet is nsfw?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# No
unless it involves anything "gaping" and/or "penetrating"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# nope.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Ok, you have clearence Clarence
what's your vector Victor?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# The zero vector in R^n SIR!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Roger Roger
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# During the war
I was over Ouver and you were under Dunn...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Sorry to hear that
aint life a complete cunt sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# That's really sad.
Here's some picks of hot single chicks I know.

Jane

Alison

Carol

Sharon

If any of them take your fancy, give me a call and I'll hook you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# They are certainly not my type
Although that Sharon is giving me the eye
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# She's well fit, is Sharon.
You should see her legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# All mouth and no trousers?
mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# oh get a fucking life.
if you actually want something to come of it then tell her, if she responds tell her to dump him. if you're too scared to do this, then don't whinge that she's not interested.

/doesnothavetimeforlovelornwhingingwhenlifeandlovearentthathardtomasterifyourjusthonestwithyourselfandtheobjectofyouraffectionblog
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# She thinks your big red ears are ugly
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I thought they were wings
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)