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# From left to right...

Me, the girl at work, her boyfriend.
She doesn't even know!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# The girl at work has no tits...
You are best rid of her...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# This
muchly.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# her boyfriend is a swastica

(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Forgot...
to put blood pouring off my wrists ;)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# dont be forgetting your fringe
:P
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# who can forget the fridge
it's full of delicious chilled things!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# she looks a bit sturdy and he looks gangly and limp
I think you could take him...

also -- awwwww; chin up
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# that he's gay?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Get over it ya big emo
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# ..
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# i played this as liverpool lost last night
...


twas not a smart move in a pub full of scousers
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I once went into the rival pub from my old local
and put Saturday Night by Wigfield on five times in a row when I knew very well that the staff working didn't have access to the Jukebox controls:P
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# i top that by putting "shine on ou crazy diamond-live"* in a pub full of techno
:D

*13 minute version...it at first i was hated, and when it cicked in, everyone was soooo chilled it was unreal :-s


...actually, your story still wins.

the trumps are yous, sah!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hehehe not really
As everyone hates Wigfield even the people that have never heard of her!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I thought by looking at the filename it was going to be an actual story.
Not Romea and Juliet:P
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# /it also used to be the 'Our Tune' theme on the Simon bates show
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I know.
I used to listen to it in art class:P
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# lovely
brings back memories
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# the song always ended up being 'I can't live' by Harry Nilsson
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Herman loves Paul(ine)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# took me a minute there
i thought it was a hill with eyes
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
# You'll never get her.
Not with ears that big!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# ha ha!
i found this comment amusing
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Why does he have two penisses as breasts...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Awwww stick figures in love

My advice: break their feets and have unprotected skullfuck sex with kittens in the middle of the road.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# gooooooooooooood advice!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# yeh yeh boo fucking hoo. I could fill the whole board with pics like this.
now...does anyone think that a cartoon person sitting on a toilet is nsfw?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# no
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# No
unless it involves anything "gaping" and/or "penetrating"
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# nope.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Ok, you have clearence Clarence
what's your vector Victor?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# The zero vector in R^n SIR!!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Roger Roger
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# During the war
I was over Ouver and you were under Dunn...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Sorry to hear that
aint life a complete cunt sometimes
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# That's really sad.
Here's some picks of hot single chicks I know.

Jane

Alison

Carol

Sharon

If any of them take your fancy, give me a call and I'll hook you up.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# They are certainly not my type
Although that Sharon is giving me the eye
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# She's well fit, is Sharon.
You should see her legs.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# All mouth and no trousers?
mmmmmm
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# oh get a fucking life.
if you actually want something to come of it then tell her, if she responds tell her to dump him. if you're too scared to do this, then don't whinge that she's not interested.

/doesnothavetimeforlovelornwhingingwhenlifeandlovearentthathardtomasterifyourjusthonestwithyourselfandtheobjectofyouraffectionblog
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# She thinks your big red ears are ugly
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I thought they were wings
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)