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# Google Chrome release date
Anyone knows when Google Chrome will be released? I like this browser so much, but beta version embarrassed me.
(fevebesee, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:16, archived)
# FAIL

Oh, I decided to be nice - this sort of stuff should be on /talk, not here on /board. This is for pictures and animations.
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:16, archived)
# To be honest,
if he posted this on /talk, the response would be even worse

Best bet is to ask in an existing thread
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:19, archived)
# Or to just use Firefox
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Touche/e
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Like so:
TJ: what's all this shite then? Haven't used PS in ages and now I suddenly get this error message... never had it before



Can anyone help me out here? Tried downloading the newest drivers for my GFX card...
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:30, archived)
# you are using windows, this is the major part of the problem
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:32, archived)
# While this may be true
it does not help me.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:34, archived)
# windows doesn't help anyone son
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:42, archived)
# And what is wrong with Windows?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:51, archived)
# it costs money, it's does a poor job as an operating system, handling and allocating disc space, compatibility with other devices
it's made by an evil company who steals from and buys out better competition.

BLAH BLAH BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BLAH!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:54, archived)
# Oh Noes!
Are you TheGoat?

Damn these companies who make computing accesible to everyone, at a reasonable price, and end up succesful!

How fucking dare they!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# you only say that because you're the Man
also fuck corporations.


though personally i've no gripe with microsoft. at least they're just business sharks and not murderers, thieves and all round sods like some of the others
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# I have never had any problem with Microsoft
at all. The fact is that they were way ahead of the "competition" for so long, hence why they were so succesful. Buying a PC is so much cheaper than buying a Mac, and owning a mac is nigh on pointless for the majority of people.

Also, after watching that documentary about Bill Gates on the BBC, I had a lot more respect for him.

Yes, Microsoft have had some questionable practices over the years, but let's be honest, which big company hasn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# microsoft has never really done anything too bad. not really.
i like windows. i've grown up with it and it does what i want it to. Bill gates is also a really nice guy by the looks of it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
They end up successful because the computing populous are spoon fed their shite and don't have the collective brain cells to work out there are better things available.

There is far better available for free. They charge for mediocrity. It is beyond me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# sure but chicks dig men who use windows
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# bullshit
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# can everyone who has felt the soft flesh of a woman raise their hand?
thank you
now can everyone who uses windows or OSX do the same?
i see... the same people raised their hands twice
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# extremely mature.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# i thought we were arguing over who has the coolest toys?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# no we're discussing who has the more practical
and more functional operating system, while arguing about the corrupt machinations of microsoft.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Shut it linux Fanboy!
The functionality of Windows is far superior to anything else I have used, mainly due to the fact that I have grown up using Windows. When I was at college I started using Macs for my design work, and yes, it was fine. But I would still use Windows every day of the week.

I personally am a lot more interested in looking at kittens and porn on the internet then wasting my time learning to use some other OS.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# so you would rather toss yourself off to kitten porn than put a bit of time
and brain power to learning a better os?

why is this world so damned illogical and unjust?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# first, yes
second, because the bastards always win
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# But why is Linux actually better than Windows?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# FUCKING QWERTY KEYBOARDS
THEY'RE SO INEFFICIENT, WHY DO WE STILL USE THEM?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# cry more linux
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# apple is better than microsoft.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# sure but men dig men who use apple
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# i know women like gay men.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# "it's does a poor job as an operating system"?
Not sure where to start with that one. Either way, this hate for hate's sake towards Microsoft is extremely tedious. Y'know, if Microsoft OSes 'do a poor job' then how come the massive majority of computers I've used have worked perfectly?

This brand war is childish.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# I LIKE THE RED ONES BEST
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)
# you never had to reboot your windows machine?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Only once, when my disk drive failed
The only problem with Windows is the CIA/FBI spyware built in (as the US government is microsoft's biggest customer.they can't refuse),which is found and exploited by other nasty people.
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Is this not
your graphics card isn't up to the job when it comes to CS4?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:38, archived)
# Hmm yeah sounds like it doesn't it...
It used to work though. And on this computer...

Ah well, I'll just get myself teh GIMP or somesuch thing (:
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:41, archived)
# Don't know if this will help
kb.adobe.com/selfservice/viewContent.do?externalId=kb404898

Here's the intro:

Photoshop CS4 leverages the graphics display card's GPU, instead of the computer's main processor (the CPU) to speed its screen redraw. For Photoshop to access the GPU, your display card must contain a GPU that supports OpenGL and has enough RAM to support Photoshop functions--at least 128 MB of RAM--and a display driver that supports OpenGL 2.0 and Shader Model 3.0.

words...lol
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Ah cheers for this
Excuse me for being lazy/impatient and only giving it 2 seconds on Google, thought someone here might be able to tell me exactly what I have to do/download to get it to work.

I shall go check if my GFX cards meets all of PS4's demands :)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)
# It's your on fault
For being at the cutting edge of pixel pushing technology.
CS4? Thats been out for what 5 minutes?

Still getting me head around CS3

The fault will most likely be in your graphics card, get the latest drivers etc. Failing that go to the adobe forums.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:50, archived)
# or to just go find out yourself.
the silly sod. whoever thought of b3ta as helpful?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)
# me
because I like to think if someone asks us a question and we know the answer, we'll tell them
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)
# i suppose you have a point.
i actually went to /talk once to get advice on how to jump start my old punto whilst it was snowing. i was amazed when i actually got sensible answers. i'm just cynical, and this is soooooo not the way to go about getting help.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:36, archived)
# I'd love to live in your topsy-turvey rose-tinted world
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:39, archived)
# [try checking for graphics driver updates.
if cs4 has a log, look in there. try re-enabling from the preferences menu also, and see if it craps out. again, find the log file, and see what it says.]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:43, archived)
# *Opens bunker door*
GO GO GO
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:17, archived)
# Quick, get in, its not safe outside
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Nice as that is, it's quite enormous.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# its under the limit for animations though
and it started at 1.4mb, I did try to get it as low as possible without completely destroying it
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# gridlines are your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# No idea...
and wrong place, try posting here: www.b3ta.com/talk/
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:19, archived)
# why didn't you type this into google?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:21, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:22, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:25, archived)
# careful...
you can break the internet like that
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:52, archived)
# Typing Google into Google does the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:54, archived)
# must...resist....hurling...abuse....eeeeuuuggggaaahhh.
fanny!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:21, archived)
# yes please.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:21, archived)
# what flavor?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:23, archived)
# what ever is available, cheesy, tuna, yeasty, I'm not fussy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:24, archived)
# umm. I have Red, Bee or Victorian flavor...?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:26, archived)
# Victorian flavour please. Nice and bitter.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:28, archived)
# righto..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:35, archived)
# oh ta! :)
om nyom nyom nyom nyom
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:41, archived)
# jesus..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)
# where?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:51, archived)
# you
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# YOUREAFUCKINGIDIOT
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:22, archived)
# Troll
Or moron.






Hey, I just thought up a new game show...
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:26, archived)
# ask Google
this is actually B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:26, archived)
# this
and FOTTN!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:28, archived)
# FACE PALM
Ooooh, if I only had a spang image.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)
# Thanks for the amazing cards.
x
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:32, archived)
# oOOH
I've been away a couple of days, where can I find these cards I was looking forward to?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:53, archived)
# read happytoats' sig.
*sigh*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:57, archived)
# It's in Toats' sig
www.lulu.com/content/4865723
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Ok thank you!
It's early and I'm blind!

Thanks Mr Toast!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# FOTT NOOB!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Facial oral tract therapy?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:29, archived)
# FUCK OFF TO TALK NOOB!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Welcome to the Google Chrome support board.
Pull up a 'WHAT?', shop yourself a 'you're worse than Hitler, you cunt'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:32, archived)
#
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:41, archived)
# LEAVE FEVEBESEE ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:43, archived)
# hahaha
this is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:50, archived)
# this person's external genitalia concerns me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:51, archived)
# It shouldn't, I don't think it has any
hence the healthy interest in Nazism
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:53, archived)
# some one please gnop this!
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# How about that someone being you?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Hey You!
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:50, archived)
# In other news
Channel 5 are replaying the original series of Fireman Sam in the mornings. Result!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Why tell me that?
Now I will have to get up to watch it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# My work here is done
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# whoopie do for pontipandy. I've only just come to realise fireman sam is gay. otherwise he would have boned bella ages ago.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Isn't Bella old enough to be his mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# .....
and your point is, exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# talk forum this be should
but its already out
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# i've never understood
why folk mess around with different browsers and such, they all just seem to pump out more crap than i want to see, google is for doing a search for porn in, anything else is a waste of pixels. don't even get me started on wallpapers, skins, themes, flashing led's, beeps and noises and all that other old bollocks. keep it simple, it's less likely to bugger up.

that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# ^
Here lies the truth.
'ning GSTQ!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)