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# Twilight Star makes drunken mistake!
[Mod edit: NSFW]
(B3taByter Meh, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# NSFW - fuck off


get off my screen

ohh, and welcome to b3ta
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I didn't know how to make it NSFW, I thought the mods did it.
Soz
[Mod edit: they do, eventually, but they'd prefer it if they didn't have to. Learn how to do links and save us the hassle.]
(B3taByter Meh, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# the key to making it NSFW is to not put tits in it
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# haha double negative lulz
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# ^ This. Unless they are on Squirrels!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# click the edit button and edit out what's in the message and put
Warning NSFW nipple slip:

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/71209/1228824327/uglynips.JPG

in it's place
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# you link it...which means take the image tags off it <img src=" "/>
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# fuck off and read the faqs
yer eejit
/and don't say 'soz'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Oh dear :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# wheel of fail..
i don't know why this makes me laugh haha
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Listen, cock end.
Some of us have jobs, yes? If we're seen with shit like this on our monitors, it won't go down well.

So even if you have no job of your own, don't disregard the fact that most of us do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I never understand how people get away with being on b3ta at work...
If you look at the dancing man in pants/cowboy hat below .gif, I think I would be more gutted if my boss saw me looking at that than a nipple.
(Glomp Fuck, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# i tend to agree, but im at home so i don't care.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# no-one can see my screen anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# my boss sends porn around he office email, anyway
Its pretty relaxed here, so b3ta is accepted
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# My mistake, guys
I forgot it was only me that had bosses who thought having tits on screen was unprofessional.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# well,
not like most of us, you have tits on you. and you can't NSFW them.. so.. :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# ohh no, i wasnt disagreeing
I agree NSFW shouldn't be on the board, was just being a little smug that I am allowed to look at it :)
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# BACK TO WORK
YAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
/Barbossa

Hey, how scarycool would it be to work for him?
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# the b3tan or the pirate?
Both? Very.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Work colleagues can have a sense of humour that would negate embarrassment of dancing / hats.
It just means you're pissing about on a skive (which everyone does), even if you don't think it's funnny.

Not everyone looks at borderline pornographic material at work.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Hey
fuck off and get some work done. No wonder the country is going to the dogs.
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Well done
you are going to get so many replies
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# far far far more than if someone had put a good old effort in
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# isn't that sad
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I don't think it's that sad:
A threadwaste fail removes all the pressure: any b3tan can reply with anything, and it will look good :-) Clevar fail images, or just stupid ones. Random conversations. Why not? The thread's a write-off anyway! It's the perfect ice-breaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I don't understand why this happens
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# b3ta is focused on negativity
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
#
b3ta The UK
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# whinging and moaning, whinging bloody poms we call ya!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvuNDYjoyRU
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# MOD EDIT:
failed to jump on the "isnt it shit being british" bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha
Christ
/Do you ever go outside?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# cheer up
maybe you'll meet someone nice one day... although this is unlikely on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I know plenty of perfectly lovely people thanks.
I also come into contact with quite a few tossers on a daily basis.
I guess I'm just lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# sorry just trying to keep it light hearted
*whistles
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# [/:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Where is the fluff?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I'll focus on your negativity in a minute if you're not careful
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Haha
NSFW him in the NSFW Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# [/:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# posting nipples on b3ta is considered naughty.
it looks like porn so if you want to show it, censor it with a link to the full thing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Threadfail-disapproving demon disapproves of threadfail.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Hahah
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Our survey said:
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# what the fuck is this shit
b3ta is not really 4chan.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# graduated?
grats.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# not graduated, but had the viva on friday, so the mark is confirmed.
just need to publish my thesis, to complete all the formularities.

cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# ah great, im just starting to figure out what and where.
people are throwing money (albeit not much) at me :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# yeh it's odd... i dont know what's best really
had two letters offering 500 euros to publish it... but i'm not sure what the going rate is. I'll think about it when i get back in jan.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# there was a whole lot of bums and bumming on here yesterday as well!
I did a double take as to where I was at one point!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# haha yeah right
you just wanted to look at it twice :p
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# standards are slipping.
I know who I blame.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Boris Johnson
Must be.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# PRICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
#
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Twat off...
...mong-features. Or "Edit" it NOW! Get that pic into a link you raging spacktard.

Thank christ for AdBlock.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# FFS, edit it. Go. Do it. Shoo. Bad noob.
Tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# hello new person
Don't post nips, post kittens.

(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Link it, you cock
/edit: thank you mod


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)