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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# R to tha muhfuhn IS?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# A friend of mine was having photos taken.
I animated it.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Your friend has no face.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# face is removed to prevent b3ta nawtyness
perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# In firefox this is about a billion miles an hour
and is making my eyes funny
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# That's the point :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# RUssel Brand ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# How did you know she likes Russel Brand?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# She fucked Johnathan Ross.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
# well her outfit is an instant give away
although I'm sure she thinks she's very individual

But I'm more interested in why she facially looks like a blurred Thom Yorke
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Don't be a cunt,
she wears it because she likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Cheers for that
not sure my throwaway comment on teen sub conscious conformist trends warranted it, but oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Everyone lumps teens together in the "they dress in cliques to be individual - oh the irony!" stereotype,
and it's unfair on those who dress like they od simply to feel comfortable. Not different.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# *points at clan soul*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I feel violated.
:'[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# That's because you dress the same as all your friends
*offers bowler hat*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Hactually
if I may interject

Low rise ANYTHING + tights is never comfy, as the tights always ride up to your natural waist unless you don't have one. I've ended up cutting the waistbands off and pinning them to my knickers before now.

Sorry, carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I didn't mean physically comfortable,
I meant visually comfortable.

I have uncomfortable clothes that I like to wear, as I'm sure everyone else does :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I don't
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Nor me.
I have no clothes at all :(

Which is why I can only ever own brown sofas....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# i read that as
"I can only overbrown sofas"

which leads me to think "incessant leakage"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I do
well, I have an itchy jumper dress. I like it though, it makes me all ginger Marilyn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I'm sorry, but I have to say this
does it make you itch for a jump?

I'll leave now

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# no, i wear clothes that are comfortable yet stylish
I'm lying i dress like a hobo burglar
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# You dress like blind, dead Liberace
and you know it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# My mighty boosh top is uncomfortable but I wear it because it looks good.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Visually comfortable, wtf?
Teens dress two ways: Trendy and following the crowd.
Or,like I did, in comfortable clothes that aren't fashionable.

Which way does she dress?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# She's not following the crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# depends which crowd he means
the boosh fanclub is a crowd, is that not a good one to follow - like you do by wearing the top you mention?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# you're confusing me now
in not following "the" crowd one is following the other crowd... arg

*brain emits spring*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# yes
its ok, you're still on track
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# what I should be on rhymes with that
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# CRACKERJACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I feel at this point, I should say
"fo shizzle"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I hardly follow a boosh fan club crowd,
I just like the top.
Noel's art is good.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# errr, not true at all
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I never said she dresses to be different
I merely mentioned the fact that her clothes matched the averag outfit worn by girls hanging around stage doors hoping to meet Russell Brand.

Stop getting all excited over nothing

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Why mention something at all that's not overly nice?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:18, archived)
# this coming from someone who instead of reasonable debate
called me a cunt


fuck off you stupid child, there, brought it down to your level, better?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I didn't call you a cunt,
I was telling you not to be one.
Is there no difference there?
Christ, I'm just sticking up for my friend and I get a load of stick from a bunch of internet fatties.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# You solved the issue of rudeness well there
by calling everyone internet fatties!

Top Hole youngster!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Internet fatties is a general term to describe people who frequent messageboards such as this,
not an insult.
I'm well aware of the fact that people have lives outside the internet and aren't all fat.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# and so is "cliquey teens"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Well I wouldn't take it as a general term,
and I don't think most people would.

The fact of the matter is, that HappyToast made a comment about your friends clothes being very similar to the kind of thing that Russell Brand wears, you called him a cunt, and then you started ranting over fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# "although I'm sure she thinks she's very individual"
is clearly insulting.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I wouldn't say that is a personal attack
necessarily at all. More a comment on the "individuality" of teenagers. It has been the case since the 70s.

However, calling someone a cunt is most definitely a personal insult.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I didn't call him a cunt,
I told him not to be a cunt.
There is a difference.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# So by telling him not to be a cunt,
is saying that he is being a cunt.

Ergo, you called him a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# "Ranting over fuck all"?
You're a fine one to talk, sushibitcher.
(meat2veg hello!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# you need to come back later
just for your own good


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# You're sticking up for a friend whose image you posted on an internet forum known for taking the piss out of people?
You're an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# channeling JMG is never a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# haha
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Now things have to be
overly nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *holds clan down*

*pops a pill in his mouth*

*waits*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# sorry, but at that statement, I must say LOL
because cliques are funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# may I interject?
anyone who has ever claimed to be an individual is sadly misguided. There are no true individuals in any society, save possibly for the insane. It's completely natural to identify with a group of people and to have shared customs with your cohort. That's called CULTURE - learned collective behavior.

And besides, bear in mind that he was correct in knowing her tastes from the way she dressed. Stereotype? Yes. Correct? Yes.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# It's quite disappointing that some cunts have no respect for people's feelings (which, as she is a real person, she really has).
(67227, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# You're either her or him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Stop being nasty to ClanSoul. I don't like it when people are nasty to him. He keeps telling me everyone here is nasty to him.
(67227, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# definatly her
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Actually,
no-one was nasty to clansoul. Someone made a comment about a picture he posted, and he called them a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I wasn't aware I was being.
Considering that I actually like the guy, it'd be somewhat difficult.

It's good you're emasculating him though, what with him being totally unable to look after himself (according to you, his friend, anyway).

I'm off guys, work to do. I'll be back on when the Mickey Mouse Club isn't feeling quite so feisty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# It's funny because I've trolled people.
(67227, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:18, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# bye bye working wow
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# He's taking the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# how
do you know she/he is real?
could be a zombie/hallucination/celebrity?
(Raol Duke, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# quite disappointing that people can start calling others they've never met cunts
when they have got the wrong end of a conversational stick.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I'm an individual.
That's why I dress entirely in clothes woven out of pro plus, menstrual blood and plague victims.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# sweet!
careful though, having simply mentioned it it is now the number one searched for fashion line on Google
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# DAMN YOU, GOOGLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# i love you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# it's why you're going to kill me, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# its why they'll find us lying empty in a jacuzzi filled with our blood
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# *thinks of the potential black pudding*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Mmmmmm!
Black Pudding!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# anyone leaking blood right now? we've got a market for human sourced black pudding
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# (priceless!)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# the new
vivienne westwood range you mean?
(Raol Duke, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# No, that's arse vinegar, cheeky girls and adders.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I do have to say though (and my information si 5-10 years out of date)
If you are a comedian with real potential, including everyone form Cohen to Gevaise to Brand, the place you go and get real encouragement and guidance is castle Ross.
He is truely a very giving man (and his wife is hot).:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# FUHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Er....
right.

This is good, and odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# GRNBBbbnl
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
# ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
ruuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# SHE IS THE THIEF OF TIME
WE MUST CATCH HER BEFORE ALL TIME ST
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Hello!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# That's all very well, but what is she DOING??
;D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Well she loves clocks,
so she grabbed the clock off the wall and jumped about while having her photo taken.
The rest is self explanatory :D

We all needed photos for our self portraits in college. We're digital painting :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# a clock?
i thought it was one of those macoroni paper plate tambourine jobs. thats why shes shakin the thing so dementedly.
(Raol Duke, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Macaroni paper plate tambourine?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# really?
never glued two paper plates together with non cooked macaroni shapes in the middle to use as a cheap alternative to a tambourine?

when yer about 4 and in nursery?
(Raol Duke, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hahah never :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# why am i looking at your friends dog?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# You aren't.
Glad that's cleared up :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# oh.
now we can go on with our lives!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# i've no idea what or who this is
but this thread amuses me immensely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# rotfel
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)