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# I was having fun with 3D Studio Max...


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Apologies for lack of funny, just wondering what you thought?
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# No funny messages on fridge = not real

also: the stools seem to have much harsher shadows than the other bits?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# pffft
'stools'
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# ....you said stools..
....: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# I think thats to do with poor light possitioning...
feel free to put messages on the fridge :}
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Yup summit isn't right with the fridge
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# HAHA!
yes yes yes yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Epic fridge!
*steals design*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# :D

serves him right for shooting first
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# ME-WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# sheen loves dyslexia
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# In-fucken-deed!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
# my fridge once looked like this
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# *Goes out to buy white board markers*
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# where are you gonna find a white board marker at this hour
in space
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# We're all in space, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)
#
 
 

yeah

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I'm feelin' groovy, man. You feelin' that, man?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I'm feeling that, man
I am so feeling that groove you mentioned, man

it's like, man, it's like.. you know, groovy, man
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I know some people who know some people.
i am well connected on the black-whiteboard-market...
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# awwwwwwwwww
 
GO WEB GO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# did spiderman make you gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# spiderman made himself gay
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# bloody homo super heroes
i bet they were webbing in each others faces.

it makes me sick

/daily mail.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Wouldn't it be great if isntead of shooting webs
Spiderman shot Van Der Graaff generators from his wrists?
*that comment made on behalf of Yamez*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# a sunday afternoon well spent i say
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Now fly an air craft of some description into it!
Wait, that was something else wasn't it...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# My Brother's Fridge looked like this:
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# clever
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# clover
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# *presses the second selection*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# superb !
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# This looks like the set of an 80's American sitcom
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# *canned laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# b3ta is filmed in front of a live studio audience
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# *puts clothes on*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# *undresses*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Oh yeah....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Hope you don't mind


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Not at all :]
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# ahhh the good old days when ugly people
were allowed to disgrace our televisions with shite comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# gavin and stacey anyone?
don't write off ugly comedy/crap comedy just yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Fair shout.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
# large:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# knockout!
lovely stuff...clickety:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# nice work
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# now with funneh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# woooo
purple penis snake!
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# expensive fun
unless you're some kind of evil thief

very nice, the blurryness works for me, and as Dixon says, weirdly looks like a tv studio
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)
# It's blurry because i rendered it at a low res
means it renders nice and quick.
Edit: sadly i am not an evil theif, we get this at college courtesy of my course ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# that is acceptable


/paid for the software myself so really fucking annoyed when people use it illegally and do me out of work because they have no overheads to quantify in a quote blog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I think i draw the line at getting cs2 and ms office on the sly...
will probably have to buy this when my home computer isn't a slow running piece of crap..
*mutters about uselessness of laptop*
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Do discreet still offer cash rewards if you grass up designing houses?
I vaguely remember there being a big advert in the back of one of the old graphic design magazines many years ago.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I have no idea..
they don't let me near real buildings yet )=
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# don't know, haven't seen the advert is a while
I hope they do, it's a nice deterent, grass someone up and get enough money to buy it legally :D
Speaking of MAX, the new feature list for 2010 is quite arousing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm
arousing features....
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# What are those things on the counter by the window ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# An egg cut in half
and some wierd mesh shape i made.
just some random stuff really.
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I like the random stuff !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# woo!
madness i say! madness!
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I think
that wall's going to be a bastard to plaster now that those kitchen units have been fitted.

Also those black holes generated by the stools need addressing!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# you mean....
...you don't have black holes in your kitchen?
useful waste disposal them!
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# hehe
I have no experience in 3DS (Mac user, which is why I went for Cinema 4D).
But there must be settings for shadows from "mapped" (soft) to "raytraced" (hard).
Try playing with these settings.
/gave up trying to light "real" situations long ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# we are only just learning about the advanced lighting ...
so will hopefully get it right eventually :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I'm sure you will
'tis a good start :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# lubberly kit chin
...GAH! NHS Stroke Ad raped my brain
(I helped save b3ta! superspang holding in his turd since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Nicely
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Nice one
This is the kind of stuff we do at work
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)