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# Accidental Goatse in Presentation to the Board?

I just did a very high level presentation at work which included a slide in glorious massiv-o-vision with the above image.... I didn't realise that it was mildly goatse-esque.
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# make it BIGGER
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# ^ What she said
The voting is still open
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I think it's a long shot to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
# It has a circle
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# howabout now


*apologies*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# arf!
needs more magenta.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# maintenance expeditor?
odd job man
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
# yeah..
posh word for a gopher
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:01, archived)
# OMG CIRCLE!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Damn
Mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# this to the power of 7

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# i love this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# that's not very nice now is it?
??
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# it is
i think the colours work really well and the overall composition is pretty good too.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Don't worry, Michael, it's only tough love.
I'm like the nicest person here, I really am, and I find the link to goatse in your picture tenuous at the best. Draw us something nice in future.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# haha
I want this printed on postcards

so I can send them to Jacqui Smith and Hazel Blears
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# They'll get lost in teh post
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I want it on a mug, a t shirt and a cock-protector

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:47, archived)
# hmmmmm....
nope.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Yes it would be
if it looked anything like goatse...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I did a goatse pic over christmas
and can I find it?

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Yea, but were you famous last night?

Top 30 Users & Next 60 Users

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Damn, i've been internetless for a week or so.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Ha ha...

* I may do a b3ta swear-word on this evening..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Wicked!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# All I need to do now
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Is keep posting
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# for another 22 times
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# To get a wicked cool random quote
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# 20
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# 19
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# 18, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# 17
but she looks 31
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# 16
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# XV
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Fourteeeeeen
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# That's a one, and a three
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Tawelvah
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# LEGS ELEVEN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# 9
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# 8
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# 7
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# 6
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# 5
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# ccccc combo breaker
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# 4
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# 3
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# 2
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# 1!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# FRUITCAKE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# where did 10 go?
I bet your random quote is 4
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Arrrggghhh!
It doesn't work. All that effort and for nothing. NOTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Stats are updated at midnight, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# CUNT
I lost literally minutes of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:32, archived)
# and feet of /board!
#:o)
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
# This is one of the words I may use in tonight word-search
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:37, archived)
# has kebab got a job?
806 posts in a week! sheesh.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:34, archived)
# KEBAB U SAY?

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I gave him this advice a little while ago...

Write your girlfriend a litter
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:41, archived)
# haha!
chair lol!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# sheesh kebab?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# pun not intended!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:37, archived)
# ...
hope the maintenance supervisors shower before they get in the pool. Those guys get pretty grubby.
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# LOL what's more, I just opened excel and it looked like a fence made of waffles.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Waffly versatile
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Perhaps some
ham-fisted brotards?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything atall."
Hence:
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I logged on
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# omg!
Your head sees something that your puerile mind considers slightly amusing. QUICK! TELL THE FUCKING INTERNETS!

Join fucking Bebo you retard.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# What happened to you B3ta? You used to be cool....
That really is quite harsh man...
Genuinely sorry to have caused such offense!!
[*fucks off]
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Ahhh, a flounce to end the day on.
splendid :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:39, archived)
# don't like it
fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# hhhhmmmmm.
*strokes chin*

Don't see it, myself
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)