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# newsletter subject line compo
don't be scared of criticism
share your witty witticism
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# cures cancer
not you Jade
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# oh for fucks sake - not this shit again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha this one please.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# i like your griffin saver stuff in your profile
I had the dictionary - I don't remember the bag so clearly - I think my mum grabbed it for swimming stuff.

I had about £10 in the account until I was about 22 and thought, "I'll have that - that'll buy some booze."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# haha
I think I managed to save about £15 and eventually withdrew it all leaving just 17p interest which stayed there for years until I converted the account to a full HSBC account as a student. It had risen to 22p by then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# yes! this please
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# haha cheers
now get back to Scrabble!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# ooh it's neck and neck...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# b3ta: may induce mild vomiting
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# new 30 rock = amazing you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Ya know,
I was on eztv this morning downloading My Name is Earl, and I completely forgot that it was on last night.

It is currently downloading and shall be done in a minute :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Mother is watching now aswell
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Mother?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# How I met
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# hurling the green goo of the internet into the face of your inbox
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# "not the first time Peter Mandelson has been covered in a man's custard"
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# WITH ADDED GREEN CUSTARD POWDER.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# b3ta: protesting with Birds since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# 2 PEERS 1 CUP
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Horse is an alien
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# The B3ta Newsletter -
As satisfying as a one-wipe turd.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# you lie! nothing is more
satisfying than a one wipe turd
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# everyone is really nervous because we want to travel on the starship to the dancing black holes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# cheaper than regular toilet paper
and holds more shit
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# LOL NEWSLETTER
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# talking you down from the window-ledge one issue at a time
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Restraining Heston From Lancing More Boils Into The Soup
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Now with 600 more readers!
Courtesy of ITV
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# wiping the arse of creativity and distraction
(tomatoit, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# this is that time where we can talk to the omegan callidans
we need to spread the message of love while our suns dance their interstellar lovesong
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Raping your inbox with a flourish
(Dovvit bee, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# FROM THE MOUTHS OF SEAGULLS!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# haaaaaaawankywankywankywankywankywankywankywanky
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# with free sample of Mandelson brand green custard for every reader
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# ADDING MORE EXCITEMENT TO YOUR WORKING DAY THAN A SHOOTOUT DOES TO CRICKET
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# B3ta to make 300 boarders redundant
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# don't joke
they've just announced redundancies here :(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# aw shit
... bad news about the pay cut too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# here too
only two at the moment (but that's about 10% of the work force).

Still, it's my last day today anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# he he
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# i'll take my pay off
notice plus 2 weeks for 7 years? minted!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# yeah right
gross misconduct for you
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# do we do this because sometimes there is an unexpected smile or do we just paste this shit for a dumb fun.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# handcuffing you to the radiator of life
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Smashing into your inbox like a freight train through a Turkish HGV.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# MORE PARASITIC NONSENSE THAN A STEAMING HOT BUM EGG
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# the black hole dance is like the antisun love in.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Wanking off the Beano for Comic relief!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# a finger up the bum for your weekend
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# chucked in your face like terrorist custard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# The b3ta newsletter
Sponsers of QI since 2003
(Hagbard MacDougal, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# More interesting than the Bank of England

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# lol birds are already crap
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# QUANTITATIVELY EASING ITS WAY INTO YOUR INBOX
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# About bloody time.
If it doesn't mention me winning the competition there will be MASSIVE FLOUNCE-AGE

You have been warned.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Like having your responsibility amputated
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Boris Johnson makes more sense than your mum.
/in honour of a smashing evening of question time last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Life is like a banana. It's yellow and it's long.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# YOUR WoW ACCOUNT IS ABOUT TO EXPIRE
(__, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)